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  • crying-over-really-dumb-things
    23.06.2021 - 1 minute ago

    HEY, TUMBLR?

    WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I AM AS A PERSON?

    #what in the entire fuck #let me reblog ads you fucking cowards
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  • tumbrlads
    23.06.2021 - 2 minutes ago

    Fuck you

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  • callofftheninjas
    23.06.2021 - 4 minutes ago

    This poor man lost his job and is "unemploed" -_-

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  • kendjenfp
    23.06.2021 - 11 minutes ago
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  • advertisingpics
    23.06.2021 - 12 minutes ago

    Title: Chrysler (1966)

    Source: https://reddit.com/r/vintageads/comments/o5462k/chrysler_1966/

    Author: https://www.reddit.com/user/Helmut_Newton

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  • duckula
    23.06.2021 - 15 minutes ago

    Crying about this crow in DAO that hops around in the snow. 

    #dragon age #dragon age origins #ive never actually played this ultimate editionc ollection i have on my pc before i always play on my ps3 #and i only have awakening expansion on my ps3 not all these extra  quests ive never done before #so a whole added world of content lays befor eme and im so excited i missed playing this game #still wish ic ould play on my ps3 but controller broke
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  • vajrus
    23.06.2021 - 16 minutes ago

    effin blyatiful I have an oral exam in a class I have 0 knowledge in and cheesed my way through

    #ONE MORE ADDED TO THE PILE BOIS #THAT'S 5 IN TOTAL NOW IF I MAKE IT TO FINAL YEAR I'LL EAT MY OWN A*SS #ONE MORE YEAR TO GO AND FAILING WOO
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  • dollient
    23.06.2021 - 17 minutes ago

    thinking of epically changing my theme again and turning into a kinhelp blog B)

    also i’m thinking of spending more time on each request bc lately i haven’t been feeling very proud of my work nfndnsjfjfj

    #N N. FFFGGHH #🍓 ── chatting ꉂ(ˊo ˋ*) #no icon bc i’m on mobile #also will be adding a new source soon #just need to finish these last three requests
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  • 5vttl
    23.06.2021 - 23 minutes ago

    pierre’s actually become an advertising merchant

    #first his expensive sunglasses range #and now honda ads with his *terrible* acting #i guess he tries #and his laugh #pierre gasly#f1
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  • advertisingpics
    23.06.2021 - 23 minutes ago

    Title: Oatly Bench Ad, 2019. At least it didn't end up as a PornHub ad banner... [700 x 350]

    Source: https://reddit.com/r/AdPorn/comments/ja5skm/oatly_bench_ad_2019_at_least_it_didnt_end_up_as_a/

    Author: https://www.reddit.com/user/strivelyco

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  • lives-in-a-harpsichord
    23.06.2021 - 25 minutes ago

    Tumblr ads: damn well if we can't tempt you with a reasonably priced cremation in a foreign country, then maybe an electric car will do the trick

    #Sonja's life #I'm half convinced these ads are not even real. Someone is trolling us
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  • cowardlycopycat
    23.06.2021 - 26 minutes ago

    Me banging my head against a wall: do! Your! God! Damn! Daily! Japanese!

    I'll never fucking learn at this rate, nearly fifteen fucking years of learning (I use "learning" very loosely here, started classes when I was seven, couldn’t go to some for a few years, went back, got hit with my learning/sleeping disorders full force and didn't learn anything in any class, picked up bits and bobs to memorise a few characters over the years and thats it) the fucking alphabets and I haven't even gotten to the kanji! I know I struggle with all feilds of learning so I should give myself some slack but if I did my daily lessons I planned at the start of this year like I was SUPPOSED to I'd be on the basics of kanji by now! But no! My birthday just HAD to throw me for a loop! And I have to prioritise my very fragile new morning routine, hoping to add eating food to it soon, can't mess that up, so I can't just say I'll do it first thing in the morning so I don't forget, because that could throw everything else off, and I can't say I'll do it before bed because my meds have long since worn off by then so my focus is absolute garbage and my pain is being a pain

    #*sigh* one day #not much i can do about it right now but hopefully my additions to my morning routine settle soon so i can consider adding my japanese #'soon' would be a few months but its better than years i guess #couldnt even have a morning routine before this year #2021 has had the biggest acceleration of my progress ive seen yet #doesnt mean everything's fantastic but its no longer garbage
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  • gottawriteanegoortwo
    23.06.2021 - 29 minutes ago
    #Ash talks #(it's either Damien or Y.ancy. I think they're the two you can really get me ranting about so apologies for the length!) #(when you've been writing a character for three years you tend to think a LOT about them) #(I'm no theorist or someone who claims to be the 'best Damien writer' btw. I just really appreciate our good Mayor) #long post #(I was nearly late for work because I wanted to start this before work; and I've spent over an hour AFTER work adding to it) #(there's a read-more but I wrote a LOT damnit) #who killed markiplier #mayor damien #(also it's a nice change to not have to rapidly proof-read and put dots in the middle of important words so it doesn't appear in searches!) #(how much answers the question and how much is me being like 'DAMIEN IS A GOOD MAN'? You decide!)
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  • salveticn
    23.06.2021 - 33 minutes ago

    ☽ || wonders of the unknown ;; ascian

    This verse sees a young-looking Ascian cladded in white robes , also known as the Emissary Elidibus from the Convocation of Fourteen , as well as the one who will bring the salvation of all and who will steer mankind and the very star upon their true course .

    Elidibus appears polite , initially , simply wanting to make acquaintances on peaceful terms as a way to study his foes . He will never start a fight unless he is forced to , but he will simply retreat into the void to come up with a strategy . He boasts of unrivaled intelligence , always coming up with new schemes to give himself an advantage in case his plans were to fail .

    He is profoundly dedicated to fulfilling his duty , so much so that this obsession is everything that remains to him and that defines him ; he will forget , as the years go by , cherished memories that he simply will call futile , including his own name . He will , of course , not give any sign of his amnesia openly and even shrug it off if someone were to ask about it ; but , in truth , the fact of not remembering his past , or the names of his brethren , makes his heart ache .

    -ˏˋ ☆ — BASICS

    Name :   ???   ( I gave him his own name , but he simply doesn’t recall it ) Title :   Elidibus , The Emissary Glyph :   Zodiark , Keeper of Precepts Constellation :   Ophiuchus Height :   5′0″   ( 152 cm )

    -ˏˋ ☆ — APPERANCE

    His robe appears discolored and the gold ornaments have now lost their luster . After years of wasted projects , missteps , obstacles , and vain hopes , the years that he carries on his shoulders become evident through the fading colors of his garments .

    -ˏˋ ☆ — PERSONALITY

    As mentioned above , the Emissary is not interested in engaging in fights , but he simply acts behind the scenes . He manipulates the stage with his unrivaled intellect and perception that always bring him one step ahead of his foes . He takes great pride in his duty , so much so that he will make it his first priority . As one who was always driven by his great sense of commitment , Elidibus hardly accepts mistakes ; but , even if he were to make any , he manages to come up with plans that can easily flip the situation to his advantage . Yet , as he tires himself , with the passing of years , he loses a piece of his memory , soon becoming an unsolvable puzzle .

    He suffers of amnesia . He will not remember his name , nor the names of his brethren ; he will not remember the promises he kept , nor the memories he promised to cherish forever . Though he doesn’t show it , his heart aches tremenduously . With the fulfillment of his duty , with the summoning of Lord Zodiark , Elidibus is certain that he will regain his memories back , and not just saving his people .

    Yet , aside of this unrecognizable aspect , it is still possibile to catch a glimpse of   ‘ old ’   Elidibus when he’s surrounded by the other unsundered Ascians , Lahabrea and Emet-Selch . He regards them with fondness before switching to his diplomatic personality . With Unukalhai , instead , he takes on a different personality altogether : his voice softens , and his youthful attitude takes place ; he acts like a sibling figure of the sort , in that case , and will show an impressive sense of responsibility towards Unukalhai that would leave anyone with their jaw open ! Perhaps Unukalhai is someone who he can feel himself with , despite the overwhelming pressure of his duty and tempered mind ...

    -ˏˋ ☆ — APPEARANCE   DURING   SEAT   OF   SACRIFICE

    All I can say is that Elidibus does NOT turn into the Warrior of Light . He has his own design   ( that I will work on eventually ! )   , but will still appear as a bigger figure than the player’s .

    -ˏˋ ☆ — MISC.

    — Elidibus is NOT as tall as the model showed in-game   ( or , at least , my Elidibus )   , but he will still retain the height I gave him . He will still appear as a 5ft tall guy when he’s not possessing anyone . — Before possessing Zenos and Ardbert , Elidibus is possessing NO ONE . He takes on a concept created shell that protects his vulnerable and exposed soul . Since he is not looking forward to start any fight or engage in any battle , but to simply act behind the scenes , he doesn’t deem it necessary to create himself a body or possess one to his advantage .   He will , thus , appear with my own design for him .

    #☽ || wonders of the unknown ;; ascian #☽ || singing to the moon ;; hc #(( #another ref. that i will keep adding to as I go  o v o #this time about ascian eli ... #))
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  • misforgotten2
    23.06.2021 - 33 minutes ago

    Corned Beef Hash, the human equivalent of canned dog food.

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