holy mother of god can my neighbor have her phone call inside her apartment instead of right outside my door in the echoey ass basement hallway
fumking cold outside
having a Day today :/
Lucifer: Hey, welcome to Hell! Strange to get someone so virtuous down here? How come?
Dead person: Sit down, dude, you're gonna love this.
Lucifer: *summons two chairs* Okay?
Dead person: Okay, so I was good my entire life and went to Heaven, like we do, ya know?
Dead person: And everyone keeps talking about how great Heaven is and stuff.
Lucifer: Alas, yeah.
Dead person: But it was so freaking boring up there! So few people up there, boring and sin-free parties,
Lucifer: Truer words have never been spoken!
Dead person: So I was being disappointed and bored out of my mind and decided I had to find a way to get outta there.
Lucifer: I like where this is going.
Dead person: Earlier I was playing with a ball, God was walking by and I saw His halo and got an idea-
Lucifer: *excited* AAAAAnd?
Dead person: I dunked the ball through the fucking halo of God! >;D
Lucifer: *rolling on the floor, laughing*
“Sometimes we sleep too long in the afternoon and when we wake we find things changed, Signora.”
good night yall~
good morning now actually-
jungwon went live when i was asleep
I'm very annoyed this whole week I've been able to stay up until the next day without feeling tired to the point of my sleep schedule getting messed up and I could only wake up at night but now that I have to finish my assignment for tomorrow today I can't even keep my eyes open 😡
man it's been a long time since i just lazed around reading fanfiction for hours
it’s not fair that i still have a headache after sleeping for at least 13 hours
“and reseal the ceiling” finally a chance for dan to show off his plastering skills
??:?;!&/?:! they ask you how you are and you just have to say you're fine but you're not really fine but you can't just get into it because they would never understand what it is like to stan a group where everyone has heavenly visuals
i have a temperature and i'm shivering beneath my heavy duvet and a blanket. this is not very girlboss of me.
btw i'm genuinely really excited for the lore whether or not c!tommy's in it. i always fuckin love quackity's lore streams and i respect the effort he puts into making them some of the coolest things that have ever come out of the server.