this one has really helped me improve my nap game
I am in love with taking naps in my dimly lit living room
Curled tightly into a ball.
I take naps in my dreams man its bad
most people: have dreams where they’re back with their exes or something
me: dreams my ex is some sort of secret agent for some sort of masonic underground world organization that’s going to send 3 people mutated into some sort of life forms into the mariana trench in order to counter corrupt government activities in that area (government was going to send 3 mermaids, one who can talk without speaking, one who can control water waves of a certain colour and the other who can speak to fish). turns out i was going to be one of those people, no idea how i was chosen or anything, but i’m not allowed to either refuse or talk to anyone about it. mind you, it’s more of a suicidal mission, really dangerous and what not. i knew my ex worked for them and wanted to talk to him about getting me out, but had no way of contacting him (tried). skipping some details, i get picked up from outside my? hometown home? and from that point on it’s a complete in-dream black out, i just randomly wake up one day with no memory of anything whatsoever, thing no one had warned me about. fast fostward couple of weeks, i somehow see a reddit thread where my ex is talking with a mutual friend who apparently was also on the mission? and she was complaining about the same thing. so i message him on reddit (didn’t even know he had one beforehand). he ignores me. next couple of weeks i’m living on the edge, everything seems like a bad trip and is really surreal and i’m getting random flashbacks of underwater magic blabla. one day the organization tops (including my ex, whom i hadn’t seen in like 2 years) enter my room and start telling me about my next mission, which ??? included me shrinking to a mycroscopical size, entering my grandma (who wasn’t even my grandma but somehow she was and was really important to me)’s belly and getting her rid of some thousand tiny millipedes (of which i was shown an x-ray MOVIE of) which were killing her and apparently she was some big shot and the future of the world depended on her or something, and again i had no way of refusing. they leave and i try to get my ex to stay behind and explain to me what the FUCK was going on and why did i not remember anything but couldn’t, although i did see him looking at me in.. some way. the story repeats itself, again i get picked up from the same place and again i black out and again i go through weeks of torment up to one day when grandma is on her death bed and i go visit her and when she dies, with me by her side in between two lava pools on a volcano cus why the fuck not, the lava dries, the earth splits and some white powder surfaces and then there’s some explosion and an entire new lava pool forms and starts eating at everything and i’m scared i’m going to die till mister ex pops up in a helicopter, picks me up and takes me home. and now there’s only the two of us so he can’t really leave without an explanation. so he sits at my desk looking really tired and all and i ask him if he knew i was going to be on these missions and says he knew everything all along and what the missions were and what was going to happen to me. so i asked why he didn’t push for someone else to be chosen and he says ‘i considered it, i was really close to tell them i’m against it, but the i found out i was going to be on them as well’ and he proceeds to show me movies of him searching through some underwater shipwreck for some important files. and then the fucker goes ‘i wanted to see how you were, i wanted to spend time with you, that’s why i decided i wanted you on. i’ve been missing you.’ to which i’m thinking daaamn, just like him to have me risk my life and go through all this shit just to have an excuse to talk to me instead of, like, messaging me on facebook or some shit. 😒
side note: i just wanted to nap for 2 hours fuck’s sake and now i’ve to spend 5 hours contemplating how exactly is it possible to live more than a month in a 30 minute dream fuck me
I’m craving summer and swimming at the women’s baths with my love
Afternoon nap time
“Mommy your lap is so comfortable, don’t move!”
Sleepy boyfriends are cute!! ヽ( ･∀･)ﾉ
(please hit the pic for better quality!)
GREETINGS, MY FRIENDS. The first #FutureFriday of February has me at a low energy point. I’ve not been sleeping regularly this week, and as a result I am ready for this day to be over so I can just go home and rest.
Which is why I’m looking forward to the place that afternoon naps will occupy in our incredible future!
class finished early today! you know what that means? ITS TIME TO SLEEP XD