(Galaxy-8 is bonkers and crazy. Nothing is meant to be taken seriously. If it is taken seriously by mistake I apologise for what I have done to all the characters in this weird AU. Hopefully you find it funny though. Enjoy the madness)
ChiefTempleGuardTide has changed their username to BigBitch
BigBitch: OK! WTF?!?! WHO THE HELL DID THAT, BECAUSE IT SURE AS HELL WASN’T ME!!!!
JediMasterInBed: Oh wow Masana! That’s pretty… oh crap I forgot about that! Damn it Kaeden!
JediMasterInBed has changed their username to SnippyMaster
SnippyMaster: That’s better. Anyways, as I was saying… oh wow! Who’d you piss off Masana?
BigBitch: I DUNNO! AND I CAN’T SEEM TO CHANGE IT BACK… AT LEAST NOT FOR A WHOLE WEEK!!!
CalAndHisDroidBuddy has changed their username to CowTestis
SnippyMaster: OMG CAL!!!!
GrumpyLasat: Cal!!! I taught you better than that!
CowTestis: It wasn’t me!!!! Ahsoka! Was that you?!?!
SnippyMaster: Nah buddy! Wasn’t me. I think we’ve got a hacker in the chat!
BigBitch: WELL SOMEONE STOP THEM!
PoorPadawan: Oh no. I hope they don’t change my username.
PoorPadawan has changed their username to QueenAmidala’sBiggestFan
SnippyMaster: Ha! It is true though!
StressedCaptain has changed his username to HelpMeMyGeneralKeepsFornicatingWithEverything
BigBitch: Well… that is kinda true! She even flirted with me once!
QueenAmidala’sBiggestFan: WHAT?!?!? MASTER!!!!
SnippyMaster: In my defence… I was kinda drunk!
BigBitch: Uh huh? You had dilated pupils and an elevated heart rate too! That suggested that you were…
SnippyMaster: I WAS DRUNK!!!! THAT’S A SIDE EFFECT OF BEING DRUNK!!!
SenatorOfPantora has changed their username to GayForTano
GayForTano: OH COME ON!!!! WHY ME?!?!?
SnippyMaster: Ha! You too Riyo? I’m flattered.
GayForTano: It wasn’t me!!!
GrandMasterSheev: What the hell is going on?! My comm pad is going nuts with name changes!!!!
V05: Me too. Tano… what have you done now?!
SnippyMaster: Hey! Don’t blame this one on me!?!
GrumpyLasat has changed his name to BigPurpleDude
BigPurpleDude: Really?! How original.
CowTestis: Seriously?!?! Why does he get a nice one!!!
V05: Whoever is doing this please stop or we will hunt you down and find you!!! This isn’t funny!!!
V05 has changed their name to CrybabyQuinlan
CrybabyQuinlan: THAT’S IT!!!!!
GrandMasterSheev has changed their username to TotallyNotASithInDisguise
SnippyMaster: Wow! This is getting out of control. Who is even doing this?!
PurpleLightsaber4Lyfe has changed their name to Defenestration
Defenestration: Oh come on!!! Just because my last name sounds like Window!!!
HelpMeMyGeneralKeepsForniacatingWithEverything: SERIOUSLY!!! WHOEVER IS DOING THIS STOP!!!!
CowTestis: Hey… whoever is doing this, do us a favour and change Ahsoka’s name again!
SnippyMaster has changed their name to 50ShadesOfOrange
Everyone else: XD
GayForTano: Well it is kinda true!
Meanwhile, in an office on the far side of Coruscant
Commander Rex: Oh boy this is so much fun! I’m so glad I got this office job and that Echo taught me how to hack into things like this!