*Waring for slightly dark and morbid humor. This is not a typical cryptid post. Proceed at your own risk. You have been warned*
A modern Atla AU: Sokka's first day at his new job
Sokka: Would you like that raw or well-done?
Pakku*his boss*: You meant buried or cremated.
...and that was the day Sokka got fired from the morgue.