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  • @ autocorrect: why are you convinced i’m trying to say ‘jensi’s gin’ instead of ‘jensi’s grin’

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  • #but what about your fake girlfriend? how does she feel about this? how can you two in good faith know you are cheating on her? agsdhfk #anonymous#mensaje mensaje#alcohol tw
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  • @ccacoethes

    Where: A Selwyn Estate
    Who: Manny & Esmeralda

    Esmeralda swayed gently to the soft music playing as she poured the two of them a drink. It was a prefect day for a warm fire, wine and a gossip.  She liked Manny, she saw a lot of herself in him. They even shared the same profession which made it even easy for her to get along with him. They could relate to one another in more ways than one. 

    She returned to the living room, drinks in hand. She passed Manny his with a smile nod and returned to her spot next to him.

    “Now, where were we?” 

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    #alcohol tw#ccacoethes #idk what this is but have it
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  • i rlly want a mimosa

    #alcohol tw #legal drinking age is a social construct fuck you i want buzzy orange juice
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  •      “– Is it eggnog season already?”

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         There’s a decidedly wicked expression on his face, eyes sparkling with mischief. For most months of the calendar, Haurchefant was not one to drink - spare a glass of wine or a beer, if he were so found among his friends - but now …

        With the first real frost of winter, ice caressing every windowsill and laying claim to the fountains that dotted the upper realm of Ishgard, it was no longer ‘most months’.

         “Please forgive mine future self,” he spoke, eyes darting down to his friend. “But - I think, after the time we have had, a few mugs are the least of what we are due.”

    #h.aurchefant vc: ah yes the one time of year i get rekt #alcohol tw #alcohol ment / #told together ( open ) #this is funny to me bc i. generally. am not a fan of egg nog #but a spiked apple cider ... or hot cocoa ... yes #it was freezing over night so it's CHRISTMAS SEASON BABEY #h.aurchefant post vault: listen . i deserve this.
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  • I should day drink to write my English paper so that I stop caring about homophobia and just fucking write about healthy interactions between 2 gay men

    (I have like 4 twisteds in the fridge and some super bad vodka)

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  • Hello, all. Is anyone else having a booze-and-introspection kind of night?

    #🎭 ic. #🎭 blog style. #I am content. #alcohol tw
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  • “i  sign  your  name  better  than  you  do  yourself.” (Peggy & Lafayette) @xkmusesx

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    Peggy offered the man a small smile, she was thankful for another familiar face. Though Lafayette was more Hamilton’s friend then he had been with any of the Schuyler sisters. He was still a good man, much better than that of Hamilton. Though that wasn’t saying much. Any man who would be unfaithful to someone as amazing as Eliza Schuyler well wasn’t much of a man at all. “I fear I have never had to sign my name for anything.” She teased. “So, I imagine you would Mr. Lafayette.”

    #|| and PEGGY! || peggy schuyler || #alcohol tw
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  • @avengerofiron

    It wasn’t the first time that Jessica had let herself into Tony Stark’s office and it definitely wasn’t going to be the last. She’d been busy the past couple of weeks. Kept her head down while she worked on a case that had a big payout. It was high stakes, but the end result was worth it. She’d been quiet; only to resurface to learn that Tony Stark had gotten married in Vegas. Jessica couldn’t judge him, honestly. She’d done some truly stupid things in her life. Things that had also involved alcohol. Still - she wouldn’t be Jessica Jones if she didn’t give him a little bit of shit for his poor decision making. 

    Jessica sprawled herself across the sofa, making herself at home in a place where she clearly didn’t belong. She hadn’t broken into the alcohol stash - yet. Resting her head in her hands, she stared at Tony with the most over-exaggerated curious expression she could muster. “I heard you had quite an eventful night in Vegas!” Jess began, the façade quickly breaking for her usual snark. It was one of the few things they had in common. 

    “Is married life everything they make it out to be on the movies? Or are you feeling that ball and chain already?” All Jess could think was thank GOD she’d never gotten married while drunk. She’d done a lot of stupid things, but she couldn’t imagine marrying Tony Stark on accident. 

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    #avengerofiron#tony: crashing#tony: 1 #a starter u didn't ask for #but a gift #alcohol tw
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  • * . 𝒃𝒓𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒆 𝒎𝒂𝒅𝒅𝒐𝒙 ft. 𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚔 𝚑𝚊𝚕𝚎 ( @absolutesfm) !!

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     brooke’s  got  her  head  buried  in  her  phone,  mindlessly  scrolling  through  her  phone  to  keep  her  mind  straight.  she  didn’t  think  she  had  drank  that  much  last  night  but  clearly  she  had  one  drink  too  many.  the  sound  of  the  other’s  voice  causes  her  eyes  to  flicker  up,  attention  focusing.  derek.  she  knew  him.  where  had  they  met  ??  maybe  the  bar  ??  shit.  no.  everything  was  so  confusing.  ❝  hey,  do  i  know  you  ??  ❞  the  maddox  girl  calls  out  to  the  other.  she  had  to  place  his  face  otherwise  it  would  drive  her  crazy  for  the  rest  of  the  day.

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  • i have so much 2 do to tomorrow but im just like¯\_(ツ)_/¯ about it im gettin drunk n listening to childish gambino literally its whatever i can cry about it tomrrow yah know?/

    #alcohol tw #dumb posting again innit
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  • wanna get buzzed and forget some things i’ve done recently that i don’t want to think about

    #do not reblog #vent #why do i do these things #not gonna say because i'd rather not #it's not like too bad but i'm not gonna say them #personal#alcohol tw
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  • @owenmason

    “I’m miserable and just want to fucking pretend for twenty minutes that anybody cares about my happiness and doesn’t think I’m incapable of taking care of myself, you in?” Drinking generally set his tics off, but Iain didn’t care. It made him feel more fluid mentally and he hoped that would equate to forgetting about his misery at the moment. Iain was fully aware of how stupid he was acting and how selfish, but he wasn’t sure he cared. “I plan to blackout, so I bought a bunch of shit to bring home, that way it’s free for everybody and don’t have to worry about getting home.”

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    #😜 got my beer #about to party!!! by myself!!!! #she's not gonna tell anyone and me either #my uncle will beat my ass if he sees me #but like it's one beer #I'm just gonna vibe ya know #im gonna find the charger to my computer and watch stuff #charge my phone and then shower and go to bed #personal#tw#alcohol tw
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  • #drvcxrys #**Richie Tozier** || HW #**Richie and Bev Interaction** #drinking tw#alcohol tw #death mention tw #death tw
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    #omw to Jewel-Osco #gonna ask my mom for ONE ALCOHOL #🥺 please mom may i have ONE (1) alcohol 🥺🥺 #idk if they have individual beer things but if they do 👀 #personal#alcohol tw#tw
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    #i just wanna get drunk and listen to mcr #tw#personal#alcohol tw
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  • @drvcxrys asked: 🤷🏼‍♀️, 😴, 🍻, 🙃 (Elizabeth & holland)

    vague text, sleepy text, drunk text, text asking for a favor

    Holland Vosijk → [unknown number] : Apologies for hte late hour. I read online about a phenomenon called number neighbor and you are mine, because our telephone numbers are only one digit apart. I do not know anyone in this town, so you’re a close enough neighbor to ask. Can you answer a question for me– why is this city so bafflingly green?

    Holland Vosijk → [unknown number] : The first line should read “the,” not hte; certainly a result of the wine. My question still stands. 

    #;; meme answers ;; #;; texts ;; #;; hv ;; #;; holland vosijk speaks to elizabeth midford ;; #drinking tw#alcohol tw
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  • Guess who got obsessed with Hbo!Spn au and likee

    Max though.

    So max would be like, so fucked up.

    So theres Sam, the boy with demon blood. He feels his insides churning with exorcisim spells and ‘christo’, holy water makes his skin sizzle underneath, he still is a beilver though. He may know how to shoot a gun and speak latin and has since he was little, but that doesn’t make it so he can’t believe.

    He looks like a freak though. His eye twitches from getting hit so many times, he has a lisp that’s from him breaking teeth when he was younger. His hands are always twitching as if he was an addict. His appearence was not pretty but it was at the same time.

    Then there was Dean, he has a crooked nose from it being broken so many times, metal teeth from bar fights, and scars all over his body (same with Sam but he uses makeup to cover the ones on his face, neck, hands, and other parts that would be exposed to the public), tattoos as well. He’s an alcoholic and a smoker, he vomits blood often. They don’t know that they are only still alive because of celestial beings wanting them to stay alive for a game. They should be dead by now from how much shit they do to their bodies.

    Dean gets mad easily and sneers/growls at anyone who looks at him funny. He often decks police officers and anyone else that gets in his way of the family buisness. He refuses to have anyone shelter him as Mary and John yelled and fought alot when they are kids. He doesn’t share the same faith as his brother though. He is a ‘fuck the man’ guy.

    Then there’s the middle brother. Max.

    Max has scraggity hair that he dyes blonde and sometimes electric blue. His top two teeth overlap eachother. His elbows bend inwards more than they should. He also has tattoos that cover his legs and then he has angel wings on his shoulders. He is the biggest druggie of the three. He will do a fuck of c*ke, weed, and heroin in motel and gas station bathrooms. He is also the most horny of the three. He often is off on his own making money by offering his body. He is very slutty. (this gets worse when Castile enters the picture). When he regroups with his brothers after a few years, he pushes all their shit in the backsteat to the floor of the car so he can sleep back there.

    He spent three yeras on his own, and he did hunting. Though his living situation was that he killed some people and stole their cabin. He ended up befriending a demon and the trickster before the brothers met him. The demon he befriends actully saved his life from another demon and is like a sister to him. Then Gabe tried to trick him during a hunt he did but he figured out that he was a trickster. He figured it out when his shit started going missing and he was on his own.

    Also Max totally worked in strip club/gay bar during those three years as well to make more money to buy his food. Though he is fucked up, he doesn’t get weird looks from people out in the streets. The feds haven’t found him and he doesn’t have a bounty on his head. When he went to work in a blood stained shirt, no one questioned him. He blends in the best.

    #hbo spn#drug tw#tw drugs#tw alcohol#alcohol tw #tw sex work #sex work tw #murder tw#tw murder#max winchester #he is the fucked up brother but he can socialize with people
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