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[ID: Four screencaps from Taskmaster. Bob Mortimer sits at a table, holding an uninflated red balloon, and wonders aloud, “Maybe… I can repair a balloon. So I could cut the balloon…” He gestures to Alex Horne and asks, “Am I allowed to have these thoughts?” From off-screen, Alex replies, “You can have whatever thoughts you want, Bob.” End ID.]

[Image ID: a screencap of the show “Taskmaster.” A wide angle shot of a train in a station with a parrot in one window and an almost out of sight Sian Gibson in the next one. End ID]

[Image ID: a screencap of the show “Taskmaster” of the outside of a train car. In the left hand window is Alex Horne in a parrot costume and in the right hand window with her back to him is Lou Sanders. End ID]

Still one of my favorite Taskmaster moments, especially because you can tell Katy didn’t intend for it to come off this brutal.

[ID: Five screencaps from Taskmaster. Sally Phillips pulls a chair out to sit down at a table, and Alex Horne says from off-screen, “Hi, Sally.” Sally replies, “Hello there, Andy.” Alex says, “Alex.” Sally says sheepishly, “Alex.” She and the audience laugh. End ID.]

me after finding out they had richard ayoade on board for an undisclosed season of Taskmaster but he had to drop out because of scheduling conflicts

Gonna lob all of my sfw Taskmaster crap in here and possibly my nsfw so… I’m sorry I guess.

[ID: Three screencaps from Taskmaster. Alex Horne curls up in a large dog bed at the foot of Greg Davies’ throne and pretends to sleep. Greg says, “Good boy,” and the audience applauds. End ID.]

Appreciate the Taskmaster hosts. You have fifteen minutes. Most appreciation wins. Your task starts now!

[ID: Two screencaps from Taskmaster. Aisling Bea asks Alex Horne sternly, “You’re not frightened of me, are you, Alex?” Greg Davies grins as Alex replies nervously, “I’m not frightened of you.” Aisling says, “See? He’s grand.” End ID.]

[ID: Seven screencaps from Taskmaster. Greg Davies asks Alex Horne, “What have you got for me, Alex?” Alex replies, “I’ve got you a little bracelet. A friendship bracelet.” He holds up the matching bracelets, saying, “There’s half a heart there. I’ve got the other half.” The audience goes, “Awww,” as Alex passes Greg a bracelet. Greg impatiently throws it off-screen and Alex looks chastened. They both stare into the camera and the audience laughs. End ID.]

[ID: Four screencaps from Taskmaster. Aisling Bea says with disgust, “You weak, weak little turd, Alex Horne.” Alex stifles a laugh with one hand. Greg Davies says to him fondly, “You are weak.” Alex agrees, “Yes, I am. Yes, I am,” as Greg repeats, “You are weak.” End ID.]

Strip Shows with Taskmaster’s Assistants 

the obvious companion piece. ALEX???

[ID: Six screencaps from Taskmaster. Greg Davies says gleefully, “Aisling, he told me behind your back…” Aisling Bea looks stunned and says, “Behind my back?” Greg continues, “…that it tasted, and I quote, ‘Fuck all like Marmite’.” He makes air quotes mischievously and Alex Horne gasps. The audience laughs as Aisling removes her glasses to stare at Alex in shock. End ID.]

[ID: Nine screencaps from Taskmaster. Sally Phillips pours turquoise liquid from a jar onto a piece of toast, saying, “This is the best Marmite because it is not Marmite. It’s absinthe.” She watches Alex Horne take a bite of toast. He covers his mouth with one hand and says, “Oh my God.” Grinning, Sally bites the toast, and laughs as they both struggle to cope. Sally says, “Come on, that’s amazing.” Wide-eyed, Alex replies, “Yeah, it is amazing. I really feel drunk.” End ID.]

That was not necessary 🖕

[ID: Three screencaps from Taskmaster. Nish Kumar says, “It’s not an ideal consistency,” as Alex Horne spreads a wet and lumpy brown paste onto a piece of toast. Alex passes Nish half of the toast and Nish asks, “Have you ever regretted this show?” Alex replies, “Not yet.” End ID.]