WHY do I ALWAYS fall in love with the characters that die? WHY AM I LIKE THIS?!
Crossover fandoms: Lucifer (TV), American Gods, The Sandman, DC Universe/Justice League Dark
Warnings: Explicit content, smut, PTSD, gore, mental torture, heavy angst, commitment issues, past abuse
Excessive British Slang usage (I’m from around the same area John is)
A/N: This is a highly ambitious project to turn my 44 chapter fic into audio format. Male voices are pitch shifted from my own for realism’s sake. This is not professional, it’s just me doing about 95% of the voices and the editing and I’m learning audio trickery as I go along so wish me luck!
Chapter 8 - I Ain’t Afraid of No Ghost (Smut Warning)
Chapter 9 - Born Of The Gods (Smut Warning)
Chapter 12 - The Devil’s Nightclub (Smut Warning)
Voices by myself and @dancer913
I just had this idea while thinking about New Media’s “demonstration” of her power to Mr. World, the one where she speaks Korean. I thought of an alternate scene: what about showing the real power of the social medias with the challenges trends, instead of an obscure reference?
For exemple, she would be seen telling everyone - similarly to the original scene - new “challenges” names, and cuts to videos of people doing the challenges… at first it is innocent, like the water bucket challenge, but as she keeps enouncing the names one after another they become more and more dangerous, like the tide pod challenge and the like, as the scene gets faster and darker and more disturbing… and in the end of her list, she doesn’t name a new challenge. But her heads turns into a blue whale emoticon, and she emits the song of a whale. And we don’t see what happens on the screen, but Mr. World smiles creepily upon seeing it.
I don’t know, I kind of like this random scene I just imagined Xp
AMERICAN GODS ⇢ 1x08
When you’re about to crash a party and are also the manifestation of technological advancement
Thanks @chibsytelford for the tag!
Rules: 10 fandoms, 10 characters, 10 tags. Start a new post and list 10 characters from 10 different fandoms!
1. Jaqen H’ghar - Game Of Thrones
2. Tig Trager - Sons or Anarchy
3. Dean Winchester - Supernatural
4. Jim Hopper - Stranger Things
5. Daryl Dixon - The Walking Dead
6. Alfie Solomons - Peaky Blinders
7. Mad Sweeney - American Gods
8. Aziraphale - Good Omens
9. Michael Scott - The Office
10. Billy Butcher - The Boys
Никто не просил, но я сделал
Valhalla, Asgard, November 2019
It was a chilly morning. Thor was sitting in his office as his personal Secretary was telling him about today’s agenda. It was his second year as the king and things were going smoothly. He was looking forward to his upcoming wedding next month. Thor stunned many when he decided that he wants to marry the Crown Princess of Themyscira, Diana rather than an Asgardian girl. Though marriage between heirs of two ruling royal families was impossible. Diana’s mother Queen Hippolyta allowed it since Diana never wanted to be queen plus Themyscira was a very small nation as compared to Asgard. Cleaning of throat brought Thor out of his thoughts. He looked the the blonde woman who start reading from her notepad
”For today’s agenda, your Majesty. You’ve a meeting with Prime Minister Hismdall and the cabinet, then with foreign dignitaries, then you’ll be visiting Queen Frigga memorial charitable hospital, then at lunch you have a meeting with Archbishop of Nornheim regarding your upcoming nuptials and- before she could say more a man sharply dress in black suit entered.
”Forgive me, Your Majesty. I have important news for you” said the man. Thor signalled the woman to go out, when the woman left Thor turned to the man
”Now, Olav” he said encouragingly
”We find him sir. Currently, he’s in prison in Indiana, United States”
”Prison?” Thor questioned
”Apparently someone framed him, Your Majesty” Olav informed. Thor just nodded.
New York, November 2019
Thor exits his private jet as a dashing man in suit wait for him. Thor approached him and immediately hugged him
”Ah, Anthony, it was great to see you again,” Thor said happily but Tony remained neutral.
”So Thor, old buddy, your royal hotness. Is there any reason you informed me about your arrival and not the Asgardian embassy?” Tony asked. Thor just sighed
”It’s a private matter Anthony, family matter” Thor said.
”Alright, how can I help you?” Tony asked
”I need one of your private jets to visit Indiana” Thor explains
Indiana, United States
Inside the prison cell, a caramel-skinned man punched the wall. He won’t leave the assholes who sent him there. He took deep breaths to calm himself. Just then a prison guard came
”Moon, Shadow Moon. You’ve been released. That man wants to see you” said the guard. Shadow’s eyes widened in shock. Who would’ve done that for him since no one believed in him
”Look, Thor- your highness whatever. I don’t want your royal charity. My fa-that bastard abandoned my mom years ago. He was never there for us and I don’t want anything from him or his family” Shadow said. Thor just shook his head
”I cannot give up on you, you’re my brother” Thor said sincerely
”half brother” Shadow said flatly
”But you’re still my own. Please Shadow, give your family a chance, give your older brother a chance” Thor said. Shadow just scoffed but when he saw sincerity in other man’s eyes. He reluctantly agreed
Two weeks later, Asgard
”What?, you brought him here!” Hela shouted while Thor and Loki just groaned currently the sibling we’re in Thor’s private study
”He’s our brother” Thor started but Hela cut him off
”He’s an illegitimate spawn who probably just wants our money. You know how much negative press this will bring. Father’s name will be ruined” Hela said. Loki just snorted.
”As I recall, sister. Father’s name is already ruined since we know he wasn’t as perfect as mother used to think” Loki taunted
”I believe in fair play and fair chance and I’ll give Shadow everything he deserves,” Thor said. Hela pursed her lips
”Of course you have soft corner for illegitimate children after all your future wife is also-before Hela could say more
”Hela!, that’s your future queen you’re talking rubbish about. As a princess you shouldn’t pay attention to such gossip” Thor warned. Hela just signed
”Forgive me, my king. I forgot that all the royal protocols, restrictions, rules only apply to me since I’m a woman” Hela said leaving the room. Thor just shook his head. ”So?” Loki began
”How is he?”
”Honest, strong-willed, well built. You’ll meet him in ceremony” Thor said
Shadow knelt before Thor as the older man touched his shoulder gently with sword tip.
”I Thor, son of Odin by the power given to me, give you, Shadow Moon. king Buri’s medal of most noble house of Asir, Grant you and your descendants the title of Lords of Midgard and the member of Asgardian Royal family. Rise, Shadow Moon-Asir” Thor said. Shadow stood as Thor hugged him while Loki shook his hand. Hela clenched her fists. Giving all his descendants the title not just male descendants. It was clear Thor was picking favorites.
Themyscira , two weeks before royal wedding
KING ODIN’S LOVECHILD ACKNOWLEDGED!. Princess Antiope read.
”Who would’ve thought Odin would turn out like Zeus” Antiope commented
”Antiope” Hippolyta warned her sister
”Forgive me, my Queen, but are you sure this family would be right for Diana?. They seem as controversial as Olympians” Antiope said
”I believe Thor is much more honest than his father ever was. Also, my daughter is a good judge of character” Hippolyta said
”But why did you make me your heir isn’t it unfair to Aresia, your younger daughter” Antiope asked. Hippolyta just sighed
”Aresia is too immature and incompetent to be the Queen”
”But she could be trained” Antiope suggested
”Believe me sister, Aresia isn’t meant for throne” Hippolyta said. Unknown to both sisters, the young princess heard them
Illustrations of the novel’s scenes and characters by Julie Dillon.
Summary: Can Sweeney’s claims of a lucky coin really be true?
Warnings: Violence, mortal peril, Sweeney being handsy
CHAPTER 3 - Luck
(Possible proof reading errors/Possible Irish language & translation errors)
A/N: The song featured in this chapter is from Battlestar Galactica called Wander My Friends sung by Lilis Ó Laoire
Knowing I had to go back, I slipped Sweeney’s battered coin into my bra for safekeeping. I didn’t want to be responsible for losing actual gold if it fell out of my trouser pocket.
There was the minutest sense of tingling around the area but I chalked it up to the metal feeling cold.
When I went back in, I was relieved to see Bilquis and Mr Nancy had left leaving only Wednesday behind who was tucking into a burger and eyeing up some blonde girl across the bar with legs that went on forever. Fine by me, kept the attention off of me tonight.
I don’t know what it was but as I finished the last hour of my shift, I got more tips than usual. I also got compliments on my appearance which I was sure wasn’t anything special right now but luck? Couldn’t be.
The Old Gods:
I quite liked that, in the television series, the Dwarves of Nordic mythology represent in modern days dying sides of the America society. Alviss is seen in what seems to be an abandonned factory, referring to the Rust Belt phenomenon, while Dvalin and Sindri are located in what will soon be a “dead mall”.
Ironically, in the novel the malls are described as one of the domains of the New Gods (in fact Media describes the New Gods as the “shopping malls “ and “online malls”, opposed to the “crappy roadside attractions” of the Old Gods), while in the television series the malls are the hideouts of the Old Gods.