Maybe if we were the people who we were pretending to be on social media; kind, caring, eco friendly, humane.
The endless list goes on.
Maybe the world would have been a kinder place.
My dad tried to get flowers for my mom’s birthday online and paid with his card and everything…
–But the account he used was my mom’s and she got a prompt about it!
Lmao what the fuck
Racist, Trump supporting country people who hang the confederate flag everywhere are not real cowboys
All cowboys are gay and eat the rich
A storm ticker is playing on key points of Queen Elizabeth’s RL dialogue and historical dialogue repeated by the blonde:
It makes one go, “I never heard this much swearing in a British Special.”
People always say “Hail Satan” but they never ask “How’s Satan”
[translation: Brain battery low; critical low battery; system has been manually overridden to complete the process of file production. System cannot be shut down to charge until the production of the file <fanfiction.moonblossomau.fluff> is complete. Do not jam the system with excess files; failure to heed this warning will lead to a full system crash. Proceed?]
If anyone ever gets an m&m stuck in their nose, just start laughing really hard. It’ll pop out and probably fly a few feet across the room. It’s really funny.