#and food Tumblr posts

  • Din, having not slept or eaten for a week, staring at his cloak and the Darksaber, about to fall over: Am I a Jedi?

    The Mandalorians who had just sworn fealty to him: …

    #the mandalorian #incorrect the mandalorian #din djarin#the darksaber #mand'alor din djarin #din needs sleep #and food #but all he has is one lousy laser sword that gives him claim to a planet he wants nothing to do with #din 'are you a jedi' djarin
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  • Me: *Startes to be sad over fictonal charcters*

    My brain: I will now procced to think about how you overate today

    Me: …

    #I actually cried #over FICTINAL CHARCTERS #AND FOOD #ya'll theres something wrong with me
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  • Does your phone ever autocorrect stuff and change what you were meant to say?

    I tried to call my friend a thot and my phone changed it to veg one and now it’s a thing.










    @tedikins

    I’m sorry but my phone has plans for you I think

    #may have also called them garlic #I’m a mess #I’m supposed to be doing school work #send help#and food #god hunger games is good #thotikins I’m looking at you #help#please#anyone
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  • #but like after phil gets a nap #and therapy#and food #people talking to me #a third of me
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  • please help me i want a cute theme but like i dont have taste

    #i only have taste for clothing #and food #but thats it #im a MESS
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  • Self care has resorted to me blasting a drinking song at 12:30am on a Tuesday to get three pints of water down me. 

    #i've been slacking on the liquids #and food #and most basic human things for the last week #if it works it works #lexi rambles
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  • does anyone remember that nico/seb fic where they and lewis were all sommeliers in training?

    i need to find more fics like that: an elaborate, slightly posh, setting, broken hearts, and complicated emotions.

    #fun fact: i'm actually sorta considering becoming a sommelier #because one of my only skills is my great sense of taste #not in the design way #but in the: as a kid i could detect one pepper corn in a pot of soup way #and i love wine #and food #but i'm not made for the stress of working in a commercial kitchen
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  • Roses are red

    Violets are blue

    I ate your leftovers

    There isn’t anymore I just wanted to let yall know it was me and I need you to order me more food.

    #ducks deserve love too #and food #most importantly food #surprisingly I don’t really understand the concept of leftovers #my family makes a lot of food and stores the rest in the fridge to eat throughout the week #are those considered leftovers? #I don’t know #ducks#food#leftovers#poems #but not really #shitpost#random#ducky things
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  • #ooc. / outofhands #i have consumed too much caffein #and food #so i will now proceed to vanish once more #have a good one guys
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  • I haven’t eaten since 4 in the morning from when I wanted a mini muffin and I’m starting to get dizzy

    #Random Life#Muffins#Sleep #is probably what i need #and food
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  • I may have only been in a shop once this month but I think masks are warping hearing because I didn’t hear all I want for Christmas is you and that is a crime.

    #all i want for christmas is you #and food #actually only food #oh and anime figures #memes#shitpost #tbh all my posts are shit #thats like my entire blog #sorry retail workers #i would belt it out #keep in mind I am not a soprano #holy shit this is a lot of tags #im putting more tags here than I did in the body of the post #im sorry #if your reading this #why just why #.
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  • #we love christmas #and festivities#and food #we eat turkey you guys eat turkey too? #there is fake snow too #i love putting up trees #last christmas my dog somehow climbed the table and ate all the ham #my mother said she ate the christmas spirit #she was furious #my dog have no regrets
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  • i am like caught between a state of really really wanting to cry and vent about how upsetting my bf has been today and being totally numb from opiates

    #I need more and some valium i think #and food #and then I’ll be ok #drugs #oh now im crying
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  • I usually try not to get terribly political on the internet but I’ve been riding a low-key high all week watching Trump’s legal team and various lawsuit-waving sycophants all get a judicial bitch-slapping every time they walk into a courtroom.

    Trump is the only president who seems to enjoy losing an election so much he wants to do it over and over and over again.

    #politics #unless  you have a law degree don't @ me #I have legal council on retainer and he works for sex #and food #not necessarily in that order
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  • Having a roast later apparently, so I’ve decided on this for my lunch.

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  • I had so much planned for this weekend, and I did none of it, guess I’ll be running all over town next weekend lmao

    in other news I mosturized my tattoos this morning and they look new again, I really do be slacking on that haha

    #my niece is coming up to celebrate her birthday with us next weekend #so Friday will be a busy day #I’ve still got to get gift wrap and a card for her present #and food#and cupcakes #and clean my room bc that’s where all the kids hang out #bc I’m a cool aunt #lmao#Katie rambles #Katie shut up
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  • My partners are all fucking wonderful and I’d slowly murder a bitch for any of them.

    #would also give them cuddles #and kisses#and love#and food#and comfort #and water because fuck do any of us remember to drink water #and also I'll send them to bed at normal times #because I love them
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    #this influencer I follow is staying on this gorg boujee yacht #and I suddenly desperately want to write about being on holiday with Harry on a yacht like this #I want RICH content #I want to write about the sun #and food#and sex #and basically that’s it
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  • Once I have money I’m 100% getting a hamster and naming it appa

    #i have all the supplies!! #just need the babey #and food#and bedding #shut up roach
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  • food and fall go hand in hand - noah’s fall moodboard

    @malnatimedia

    #muse#moodboard #his jeep is my fav #he's also big on pumpkin carving #and food
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