Thomas: Hey babe, can we get a cat?
Alexander: *stares at him with a blank expression* Are you trying to kill me? Do you want me to die?
Thomas: WHAT- I JUST-
Angelica: *whispers* Dude, he’s allergic to cats
Thomas: Well fuck-
LotEverybody has questions.
Eliza and Peggy are both worried about Angelica. Eliza reveals some things that Peggy didn’t know.
“Alex used to flirt with everybody,” Eliza says.Now Peggy understands that she means literally everybody.
Ben already has Danny and Gabriel looking into the far-right group Bedrock. Now he assigns Benjie to the same investigation, but his job will include evaluating Gabriel’s ability to maintain his cover story.
Benjie doesn’t really want to move to Philadelphia, even temporarily, but he knows it’s part of the job. He’s making plans to enjoy his last few nights with Abbie.
Gabriel can infiltrate the far-right, very white Bedrock organization, but Katie can’t.
Will their fake break-up convince anybody?
What will Jeff find out from his DNA test? Could that information come between him and his brother?
And how is Angelica doing, really, half a world away from everybody she loves … or hates?
Lots and lots of questions. If you want answers, here’s the story:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/18215243/chapters/43092569
Disclaimer: This Is a modern AU about the characters and the personalities that Lin Manuel Miranda wrote, so this may not be historically accurate to how they acted, This is about those characters children, who are OCs made by Me and nobody else, please do not use without my permission
Warnings: Racism, Homophobia, strong language, Violence and detailed mentions of Violence, other real world issues like addiction, financial Instability, immigration etc, alsO, SEXUAL INNUENDOS AND NODS TOWARDS CHARACTERS DOING THE SEXY TIME BUT IT NEVER ACTUALLY TALKS ABOUT IT BUT ITS OBVIOUS IT HAPPENS-
Characters: Alexander Hamilton, John Laurens, Hercules Mulligan, Marquis De Lafayette, Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, Eliza Hamilton, Archie Hamilton, Julius Laurens, Hale Mulligan, Mateo Lafayette, Juno Madison, Talyn Jefferson.
Notes: Jefferson and Lafayette are Twins in this AU, Lafayette was adopted at birth by a french family because their mother couldn’t handle twins, Mateo was raised in France, and cannot speak english. Jefferson and Talyn lived in France for a while with Lafayette and Mateo but later moved back to New York, Talyn can speak french and is already very familliar with Lafayette and his little cousin Mateo (Mateo is the youngest of this AU), John is married to Peggy Schuyler, Angelica is living in London
“Mateo, Petite- Please come out, we can talk, come on!” Lafayette frowned, standing outside of his son’s door “I Don’t W-W-Wanna talk!” he yelled. “Mateo, S’il vous plait!” Lafayette called. there was the soft noise of footsteps before Mateo opened the door “What?”. “Can we come in?” Lafayette frowned “We?” “Hercules and I”“ He gestured to Hercules, who was standing behind him. Mateo sighed and nodded, climbing back up on his bed and sitting cross legged, looking down at his lap and playing with a rubix cube. Lafayette and Mulligan both went it, closing the door and sitting down on the floor in front of Mateo. “Mateo, Kiddo… Why are you so upset?” Lafayette frowned. Mateo gulped “Are… Do you.. Do you not love Mama anymore? Y-You love Hercules now and i want you to be happy and i know he makes you happy but.. But what about Mama?”. Hercules’ eyes widened.. of course Mateo was upset, his mother only passed 3 years ago, he still isn’t over it, he must be terrified, Mateo doesn’t hate Hercules at all, he’s just an afraid little kid.
“Wha- Mateo…” Lafayette shifted closer to Mateo, placing a hand on his knee “Mateo i will never, and i mean never stop loving your Mama! She was a gorgeous, amazing, clever and kind woman who gave me my son and let me experience love for the first time, But that doesn’t mean now that i love Hercules, that i don’t love your mother anymore! i will always love her, but i love Hercules too”. Hercules smiled softly and wrapped an arm around Lafayette, “Don’t worry, i’m a super cool person” “Don’t get cocky now, Mulligan” You love my Co-” “Don’t you dare finish that sentence, My son is right there” “Right, sorry”.
Mateo smiled softly “I should get going, Trystan, Hale, Archie and I have to practice for the school talent show” “Oh, yeah, when is that?” “Two weeks” “Aren’t Trystan, Archie, Hale and you doing that heathers thing, too?” Mhm, we’re the opening act, but Trystan, Hale and I are like act 17 so..” “Ah, right, what’re you doing?” “Its a surprise!”. Lafayette and Hercules laughed as Mateo pulled a jacket on and grabbed his guitar, running down the hall to the Jefferson’s apartment. Trystan opened the door “MATEO THE COSTUMES CAME!” “Repete? Really? let me see let me see!” “Archie and Hale are on their way, we need to make sure they fit before we do any practising!”. Mateo nodded as he saw Hale and Archie wondering down the hall, “COME ON!” Trystan yelled, everyone rushed in, greeting Thomas and Angelica but rushing to Trystan’s room. “DON’T COME IN, WE’RE DOING HOT GIRL SHIT!” Trystan yelled, closing his door. he handed everyone an Amazon bag as they got dressed.
They looked in the mirror and almost died from laughter, There the four stood, in skirts and blazers and knee high socks. Mateo was in red, Archie was in green, Trystan was in yellow and Hale was in blue “Its so funny that Mateo is Heather Chandler because he- he’s the shortest and he looks so cute! but he’s supposed to be intimidating” Hale wheezed, literally on the floor from laughter. Mateo laughed “And its better because you’re Veronica and you’re the biggest!”. Hale laughed and there was a sudden screech, Trystan raised an eyebrow and peeked outside, seeing Angelica with Jefferson pinned down, Tickling him mercilessly “hELP ME!” Jefferson screamed between his laughter. Trystan scoffed and rolled his eyes “His neck is his worst spot”
“YOU’RE GROUNDED! YOU’RE GROUNDED! YOU’RE JUNO PRIVILEGES ARE BEING REVOKED!”
Eliza: If I got a dollar for every time I thought about you…I’d only have a dollar because you never left my mind
Maria, trying not to cry: Have fun being broke 🥺
//
Peggy: So what DOES the fox say?
Angelica: …What?
Peggy: Like there were so many sounds in the song…what does a fox really say Angelica??
//
Lafayette: I have no fears. I am invincible.
Hercules: Okay but what if you woke up one day and we weren’t soulmates anymore
Lafayette: I have one fear
//
Eliza: Wait so why did you guys get kicked out of the movies
John: Oh we were yelling diving scores people were jumping off the Titanic
Peggy: That last guy had a solid eight, I’m not kidding!
//
Jefferson: Actually Alex does have a point
Alex: Please don’t agree with me, it makes me very uncomfortable
//
John: You are such a dumbass
Alex: Yes but I’m your dumbass
Alex, sing-songy, waving his wedding ring in front of John: Foreverrrrr
//
Eliza: Look me straight in the eyes and say that you aren’t lying.
Maria: How can look you in the eyes and be straight?
//
Madison: You need to learn how to react when someone cries
Jefferson: I did react!
Madison: You rolled your eyes! That’s not reacting appropriately!
//
Peggy: He was injured due to natural causes
Angelica: You punched him in the face
Peggy: And bruising is natural
Eliza: She’s technically not wrong
//
Hercules: I wasn’t hurt that badly! The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. And that’s where the blood is supposed to be! [smirk]
John: How is he not dead yet?
Lafayette: Honestly I do not know
//
Aaron: Hey Theo, how would you like your coffee?
Theodosia: As dark and bitter as my soul is…
Aaron: You got it, one glass of milk coming up
//
Maria: Listen up fives, a ten is speaking (it works for so many of them help)
Trying to decide whether Thomas Jefferson or Lafayette is more extra may be the hardest decision ever
Me: I guess I’m just too tough to cry
Tomorrow There’ll Be More of Us: *exists*
Me: *ugly cries for an hour*
The fact that Alex automatically thought the the letter was from John breaks my heart and I don’t even know why :/
Alex: Dad! Lafayette won’t let me have the really cool gun
Lafayette: But I found it first
Hercules: Dad, I'mmmmm bored
John: Me too
Washington:
Washington: How did you four even get into my house
~If John didn’t die before the end of the musical~
Maria: I know you are a man of honor-
Alex: John, who is this
Maria:
Maria: You wouldn’t want to kiss me or anything would you
Alex: not at all
Me: Romance is overrated
Also me: Cold in my professions, warm in my friendships…
My parents: My child is perfectly fine
Me: *is obsessed with a bunch of people from the 1700s*
Friend: Why don’t you switch things up for once?
Me: Well, when Alexander Hamilton switched things up for once and waited he died
Me: I refuse to make the same mistake
Am I the only one that thinks ‘Wait for It’ deserves more love??? Like idek why but that song is beautifully emotional
John: Whose that cute guy with Burr
Lafayette: No idea
Lafayette: But I do know that you’re in lOvE
John: What makes you think that I’m in love with some person that I randomly see at a bar
Lafayette: Because I said so and I know all
I think the saddest part of Hamilton is not the death of any character, but the fact that Burr somehow got us to like him. I mean, in the first song he says he shot Alex so you kinda assume that he’s a bad guy and then end up actually caring about him more than most of the other characters
-Thomas Jefferson after hearing that all it takes to get Alexander Hamilton to leave somewhere is to raise funds for a passage ship
Alex: Okay, we gotta get through this locked door, Burr quick give me your credit card.
Burr: Here.
Alex, pocketing it: Cool, Herc kick down the door.
