Jaskier: So Yennefer, you’ve known Geralt for quite a long time, you guys are practically best friends; tell me, would you punch him for 50,000 crowns?
Geralt: Yesterday she roundhouse-kicked me in the face because I accidentally spilled some ale on her fur cloak.
Yennefer: *looks at Jaskier innocently*
Jaskier: Yenn, I’d do worse to him if he went anywhere near my doublets. You let him off easy, honey. *high fives her*
Geralt, facepalming: You guys are the WORST