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  • modernday-jay
    18.09.2021 - 1 hour ago

    some key shameless au moments between allen and alfred... y’know, before they get all sappy. 

    #bringing back grrrbarkbark aggressive vb after all that sappy vb #duality of man #jules or artie might be coming next but we'll see #hetalia#my art#shameless au#hws america #2p!america #aph america #alfred f. jones #allen b. jones #veggie burgers
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  • kayanote
    18.09.2021 - 6 hours ago

    The survival.

    #aph usuk#aph america #alfred f jones
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  • sloppyhay
    18.09.2021 - 8 hours ago

    you guys can stop with the whining in the tags now? 🙄 

    #hetalia#hws america#aph america #alfred f jones #now that i think of it I should post this as a reblog to that previous post 😭 #btw that jar will be full of insults inside #maybe some love sick confessions too idk?
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  • grimm-is-tired
    18.09.2021 - 8 hours ago

    I wanted to try something different with the eyes and the colouring, but mostly trying to get out of art block

    Hhhhhhh I forgot I had a birthday today

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  • modernday-jay
    18.09.2021 - 9 hours ago

    hit me with your sweet love, steal me with a kiss!

    #smooch #oops. ignore that it says close when it's supposed to be closer LMAO #okay back to work #my art #streamer au! #hetalia#hws america #2p!america #aph america #alfred f. jones #allen b. jones #veggie burgers#suggestive
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  • thatsamericano
    18.09.2021 - 9 hours ago

    Alfred: [So excited to wear a flower lapel pin he tries to wear a heavy wool blazer in late August in order to use his pin without damaging his new, much nicer clothes]

    Savino: [Appreciates the enthusiasm, but makes him change into something more seasonally appropriate] 

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  • the-engdyssey
    18.09.2021 - 10 hours ago
    #hetaliapolyshipweek #arthur kirkland x elizabeth i #arthur kirkland x elizabeth i x alfred f. jones #arthur x elizabeth x alfred #ukus#APH England#arthur kirkland#APH America #alfred f. jones #hws elizabeth i #outlaw au #outlaw au for the ot3 #fluff and silliness #questionable soup
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  • askfreedumbland
    18.09.2021 - 11 hours ago
    #hetalia#hws#hws america#hws japan#aph america#aph japan#aph#ic#anon ask#ask meme #mun also very much likes seafood #don't listen to kiku #deep fried sushi is good #also introducing Japan!! #I dont think its his first time on this blog but its the first time since I came back I think
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  • askfreedumbland
    18.09.2021 - 11 hours ago

    (I know it's not Halloween yet but I have been in the spooky spirit for months pls let me indulge-)

    (Mild Body Horror under cut, if the cut even works for me today.)

    "Delicious!"

    #hetalia#hws#hws america#aph#aph america #tw body horror #mild body horror #ooc #I love dumb burger boy but where does all that food he eats go? #this is the only explanation #ixiespeaks
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  • gamer-logic
    18.09.2021 - 12 hours ago

    Hetalia Platonic Ships Week Day 6: 1p-2p Drunk Headcanons!

    Alfred: Thinks he's Captain America and uses a trash can lid as a shield. Knocks out Allen with it accidentally after trying to throw it.

    Allen: Gets a Texan accent and will sing country songs horribly and annoyingly loud.

    Mathew: Doesn't drink often, but does it for hockey. Immediately goes into hardcore mode and gets aggressive. Has succeeded in beating up both Russias before with his bare hands after losing a game. James is subtly scared of drunk Mathew.

    James: Surprisingly is a lightweight but won't drink to keep Mathew in line when he does. Has tried to tie hockey sticks to his and Kuma's heads to make them look like moose and try to start fights. Kuma just inwardly polar bear sighs at his owner's antics and quickly knocks him out and carries him on his back. Kuma lets him and sometimes Mathew sleep on his back when they're passed out or having a hangover.

    Arthur: Well, we all know how he is when drunk, but one should never give him a spellbook. The last time that happened, he made Alice in Wonderland real. Now that was a trip!

    Oliver: Unsurprisingly, he's a complete lightweight and can't hold his own. Gets really bubbly and tries to bake everything while dancing. When I say everything I mean everything. The kitchen still stains on the ceiling after he chaotically baked every sweet known to man and then proceeded to initiate a one-person food fight.

    Francis: Gets really silly and loses his fashion sense. Arthur has a video of him trying on curtains for a dress, toilet paper for a cape, and a lampshade for blackmail purposes.

    Luiz: This is a man who has a tolerance level rivaling Thor. Has a preference for aged wine.

    Yao: Actually lets loose and acts more like Xiao. Xiao takes full advantage and they immediately cause havoc. Yao may have a high tolerance due to his age, but Xiao's combos will affect him almost instantly, as will any other combo since he's only ever drunk Baiju and other old drinks straight.

    Xiao: If you thought he was a chaotic force of nature before, he becomes the perfect storm when drunk and no one can stop him! Also, his combos will get anyone drunk within the first 10 minutes and he especially loves using it on Yao who he'll follow behind with a camera for blackmail. He and Gilbert are the two major sources for blackmail and will compete over who's got the best pics.

    Ivan: Has a high tolerance, after all, he drinks vodka on an almost daily basis. If one can get him drunk though, he'll actually start getting sad and cry, pouring his heart out. Viktor will sit and be there for him while also making sure he never goes hard so he doesn't end up like he did.

    Viktor: Literally never gets drunk and no one has ever been able to get him drunk. Some think it's because he has an astronomical high tolerance level and they're not far off the mark. He's drunk so much to cope with all the terrible stuff in his life that it's lost its effect and he literally can't get drunk anymore, no matter how much he wants to. Even hard liquor doesn't work and he keeps trying to fill the void.

    Ludwig: Can't handle anything besides a good beer. He'll be the life of the party, completely contradicting his usual strict demeanor and everyone will collect blackmail for when they get in trouble at the next meeting. Gilbert has the most and will sell it for a good price. He's made a good sum of money and this keeps his video game funds filled.

    Lutz: Will get so energized he'll be doing laps for a while until he eventually crashes once again. He's got to retain those muscles somehow! Also has a reasonable level of tolerance.

    GIlbert: Likes going on rants about the old days as the Teutonic Knights. Ludwig and Klaus like hearing the stories he otherwise wouldn't share if sober. They've sworn a vow of secrecy.

    Klaus: Loses his anxiety and depression for a while but believes he's still a knight. But this knight is more akin to a stereotypical knight and he'll try rescuing the dogs, Klaubird, and Gilbird from the vacuum.

    Luciano: Also has a huge tolerance level but on the rare occasion he gets drunk enough, he'll start acting more like Feliciano and say Ve~ after every sentence. According to Flavio, this is how he use to act before Rome died and he had to become the boss. Also, Flavio has managed to get pics of him while wearing a homemade Wario costume courtesy of Flavio who's dressed up as Waluigi to compliment Feliciano and Lovino who're wearing Mario and Luigi costimes.

    Feliciano: NEVER, EVER GET HIM DRUNK. If you thought he was hyper before, he goes ham like the Tasmanian devil when drunk. Though he's fine after drinking wine, if he gets anything stronger he'll become chaos.

    Lovino: Will get affectionate, more happy-go-lucky, and cuddly, completely contrasts his regular tsundere attitude. Flavio takes advantage to have him try on his new clothes. Has been convinced to wear the Luigi costume by a sober Feliciano because he thought it was fun.

    Flavio: Prefers drinking while designing. He gets a lot of inspiration while tipsy so he has a reasonable tolerance level.

    Kiku: Otaku side comes out and gets extremely extroverted. Alred thinks drunk Japan is really fun to do stupid stuff with.

    Kuro: If he gets drunk he won't show it. But Gilbert has somehow managed to acquire video of him pretending to be an actual ninja and trying/failing to stick to walls and naruto run. We suspect Kiku may have something to do with GIlbert getting the video. Never let him find out!

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  • ask-fish-boy
    18.09.2021 - 13 hours ago
    #geufkev sorry i took so long to respond TwT #hetalia#aph america#fish boy#interaction #ask hws kingsland
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  • kitaychan
    18.09.2021 - 14 hours ago

    Nerium Oleander.

    Chapter 6: Roses.

    Rating: M

    Warnings: Blood, Violence, eventual smut, it's a Hannibal AU so yeah.

    Pairing: America/ Russia/ China

    Summary: Alfred is the new investigator in the small town of Adelfa, his days will turn into a spiral of sleepless nights and bloody murder scenes as he has to look for a serial killer whose work exceeds the years of training he's had. This is a sort of Hannibal AU so expect what is obviously problematic on Hannibal.

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    “That’s very true, not everyday does the police find something so hideous, at the Vargas' manor nonetheless” Yao chuckled, pouring more wine on his glass. “Of course, you don’t have to tell us anything if you don’t want to, or if you can’t.”
    “Please,” Francis whispered as he leaned on the table. “Tell me, is it him?”
    “I shouldn’t be disclosing said information.” Kiku squirmed on his seat, fumbling with the napkin, he lowered his gaze. “No, it’s not him. The press is quiet because Romano made a good deal, it wouldn’t be good for them if people found out about it. Though, the mayor is urging us to investigate further.”
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  • abrilia235
    18.09.2021 - 15 hours ago

    { Ameripan | World War 2 AU }

    We play dumb but we know exactly what we're doing.

    #ameripan#nyo japan#aph america #alfredo and sakurita #otp #hetalia x nyotalia #World War 2 #40s#50s
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  • thatsamericano
    18.09.2021 - 15 hours ago

    Paolo: [Charges $10 for one hand-stitched buttonhole because he’s particularly proud of the work he does with buttons and buttonholes. Takes off the jacket he made for himself to show Arthur and Francis so they will see the quality of his work and pay him to hand-stitch the buttonholes Matthew needs to wear cufflinks on his shirts.]

    Arthur and Francis: [Nerding out about two $10 hand-stitched buttonholes that won’t even be visible most of the time because Paolo is creating it so Matthew can wear cufflinks with one of his shirts.]

    Alfred, internally: It’s a buttonhole!

    #it's gonna be a bespoke level buttonhole lol #i looked up the prices for some of this stuff and found out about the milanese buttonhole #which was actually popularized by french suit designers but whatever #paolo is from milan and he does amazing buttons #alfred doesn't get it at all lol #he's starting to care about menswear but i don't know if he'd ever care to this level tbh #hetalia #romerica stepbros au #fruk#hws france#hws england#hws america#face family#hws canada#aph france#aph england#aph america#aph canada#fic spoilers#my writing#original post
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  • hetaliablogforblue
    17.09.2021 - 17 hours ago

    FACE family goes to the beach and Francis and Alfred come out with a gorgeous tan. Then there's Matthew and Arthur who both end up looking like shrivelled up tomatoes even after wearing sunscreen and staying in the shade.

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  • ask-nevertalia-america
    17.09.2021 - 19 hours ago
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  • thatsamericano
    17.09.2021 - 21 hours ago

    Alfred is super likely to over-accessorize his look, but the fact that he doesn’t want to damage his fancy new clothes helps reduce his impulse to wear pins outside of the designated buttonhole on the lapels of his blazer jackets. He also doesn’t have much reason to wear a tie and can’t figure them out, so he won’t be wearing them much in this fic even though Vinny got him a couple extra in addition to the one he’s wearing in Rome. He’ll figure out cufflinks, and he’ll probably figure out pocket squares too, but those get worn on fewer occasions (the cufflinks only when he has a button-down shirt that goes all the way down and is a convertible type, and the pocket squares when he’s wearing a blazer or suit jacket).

    #he's like ooh cool new thing better wear it #and vinny is like you look like a menswear catalog pls alfredo cut that out #or he'll be like that lapel pin does not go with that pocket square or your shirt pls change it to another #those are more difficult since i think they will be the fabric kind lol #hetalia #romerica stepbros au #hws america#hws romano #hws south italy #aph america#aph romano #aph south italy #fic spoilers#my writing#original post#romerica#tw stepcest
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  • deliciousartiesscones
    17.09.2021 - 23 hours ago

    boyfriends x3

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