this is too accurate

if am my least favorite album, then why have multiple of my favorite songs ever🤨🤚

I wish this show was more than a season 🥀

Omfg Alex in the back😭

choso fuck me to electra heart challenge

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私は愛してる 𓏽𓏽̶  ֪֪  like 𝗼𝗿 𝗿𝗲𝗯𝗹og !?🗞️ ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ ˖  𝟶𝟶'  !! あなたがいな <3

you’re in the band headcanons (part 2)

Whenever I get stuck or embarrassed writing smut I write like 5 of these. Soon I’ll have one million headcanons

-if you had gone through something traumatic and there was someone out there who really hated you tho…

-Like you’re venting to the boys and:

-‘so basically, I know that if we lived in the world of the purge, they would be coming for me’

-and Jamie goes

-‘no (y/n), we would be coming for them’

-and everyone is nodding in agreement

-and you’re there like :,) guys…

-when Nick replaced Andy for the tour you were like *Obi-Wan Kenobi voice* I have a bad feeling about this

-and when Andy left the band for real you cried because he’s your friend!!! and you didn’t want your band to be one of those that keeps switching people around all the time, it kinda scared you

-but everyone made it clear that they weren’t planning on making this a habit

-and you always got along super well with Nick, you love each other’s sense of humor so it was okay

-if you’re taller than Al, you’d be having the time of your life bullying him lol

-always using him as an armrest, holding things up high so he wouldn’t catch them, ya know the whole jock boyfriend with popular girlfriend shit

-he’d have his revenge whenever photographers would ask you to not wear heels/platforms, when they ask you to sit on a stool to even out the height difference or whenever they ask you to stand with your legs spread so you’d look shorter

-if you were bi/pan and were gonna come out to them, all of them would be like ‘oh ok cool’ (but if you’re pan you’d have to explain what it is because they’re dumb rats)

-but then you were going to tell Nick and important context: you owe him 5.98£

-so when you tell him, he doesn’t even look up from whatever he’s doing and goes “doesn’t matter, you owe me 5.98£”

-and you’re there like :o

-and after like five seconds he goes

-‘wait you’re serious?? (y/n) I’m soRRY I THOUGHT YOU WERE GIVING AN EXCUSE TO NOT PAY ME I’M SO SORRY-‘

-idiot

-so whenever one of the boys gets a girlfriend you get kinda scared because some people just don’t get your friendship. You don’t even know how many times Alex would get a little colder with you because he was seeing someone who was jealous of you

-but you got along with most of their long term relationships (not all. We’ll get there someday bye)

a piece of messed up art from head to toe

just started writing a fic about having a family w alex🙊 i might make it into chapters if i think of a further storyline. i’ll write a summary to it :)

Whatever People Say I Am, That’s What I’m Not.

Him <33

Matt Helders Oneshot

Thank you so much to my first anon request I hope this is ok x

Warnings: None , possibly cringe

I wake up at 3 am to the sound of birds chirping, I had absolutely no idea birds were up this early and dear god as much as I love to here the sounds of nature I am this close to getting Amelias, water gun her uncle Nick gave her for her first birthday (practical I know) and shooting all of those stupid birds. Just as I am about to carry out my “attack” I remember my surroundings as I feel Matt's arm firmly gripped around my waist. His light snores filling the room. I also then give my 4 year old daughter Amelia a gentle squeeze and place a gentle kiss on top of her head of dark, soft curls, her snores also joining her Dad’s in filling the room. We normally don't let her sleep with us at night as we are trying to raise Amelia as an independent girl but gave in last night as tonight is the anniversary of the day we found out I was pregnant. Yes, I know people normally don’t mark those kinds of milestones but Matt and I aren't married and we weren't “dating” per say when we found out I was pregnant.

Five years ago I was newly single, jobless and miserable. My friend Katie thought it would be a good idea if I joined her on her boyfriend Jamie’s band's tour. I was hesitant at first but when I found out I'd be staying in 5 star hotels all over the world for free, I jumped at the chance. I got on well with Jamie and had met Nick several times before but I had never met Alex or Matt before. Alex was as you would expect a mysterious, brooding rockstar who had some surprising moments of vulnerability in front of his family and girlfriend which was nice to see. He was also great fun after a few drinks but Matt was great fun without a few drinks. Straight away Matt and I hit it off coming from similar backgrounds and having the same warped sense of humour. Everybody else was in a couple except for Matt and I so we would often tag along together and be each other's wingman. I never saw him as anything more than a friend until one drunken night in Japan when we hooked up. It was awkward in the morning but we both kind of laughed it off as a one time thing, but then it just kept happening again, and again and again. Until one day I called him to my hotel room telling him I was late. He didnt understand me at first but pretty soon he got the picture. He headed out to the shop to get some tests, I took them and they all said positive. We had a serious discussion about what was going to happen and what we would do. At this point I really liked Matt but wasn’t sure if he felt the same way or not so I didn’t want to say much but I’ll never ever forget him telling me that he loved me and it was worth a shot and that we should try and give the baby the best quality of life we could. I agreed and from then on we were a couple. Throughout my pregnancy both of our love for each other grew and grew. I’ve never said this to Matt or to anyone but I have a feeling Matt didn't love me when I got pregnant, don’t get me wrong I know he loves me now but back then I think he was just trying to do what he thought was right.

As I’m thinking back on the highlights and lowlights of Matt and I’s relationship, I slowly find myself drifting back off to sleep in a haze of comfort. I am quickly woken by Amelia jumping on top of Matt and I at half 8 on the dot ( a new record for her). “Mummy daddy Mummy daddy wake up wake up wake up its happy Saturday”. Matt groans loudly “Come on babes can’t you give mummy and daddy just a few more minutes of rest why don't you go downstairs and make breakfast”. Amelia pauses to consider and then slowly nods and sprints out of the room. Meanwhile I turn to face Matt and he gives me a quick peck on the lips “Happy anniversary luv”, he says. “You too babe”, I reply, giving him another, longer kiss and I can feel him slowly melt into it. Just as things were about to get a little heated between Matt and I, Amelia runs in with a packet of Jaffa Cakes for our breakfast. We eat the Jaffa Cakes in content silence until Matt says “Thanks a mil for the lovely breakfast Ams, nutritious and delicious”. All three of us laugh. “Right come on you two why don’t we get up and get dressed we have a zoo to visit”. All of a sudden Amelia jumps up and runs to her room to pick out an outfit for the day. She is our little fashionista and loves choosing outfits for herself, Matt and I and in fairness to her she was pretty good. Matt and I chuckle at the sight of our little girl running out of the room almost tripping over her own feet. I bend over to kiss Matt on the lips and he says “todays gonna be a great day” and I reply “yeah”.

Once we’re all ready to go we head into the car as Matt drives us to the zoo. I turn on the radio and laugh as Arctic Monkeys “R U Mine'' blares through the speakers. Matt and I cannot control our laughter as we see Amelia in the back playing air guitar along with the track. It is by far Amelia’s favourite Arctic Monkeys song next to “ I bet you look good on the dancefloor”. Soon enough we land at the zoo. Matt and I were kept on our toes the whole time as Amelia could not hold still for one second but of course that is what we love about her. But pretty soon she tires out and Matt is carrying a sleeping Amelia in his arms out of the zoo

. On the way home from the zoo we dropped her off to Katie and Jamies along with the bag we packed for her with her pyjamas (which consists of a pair of my old shirts and an Arctic monkeys tee). She absolutely loves staying with Jamie and Katie and they love her like one of their own. We drive off home to get changed and Matt only takes a few minutes to take a quick shower put on a clean shirt and gel his hair and then he's downstairs watching the telly. With me it's a completely different story. I have to shower, shave, and do my skincare. I also have to somehow fix my hair that for some reason does not want to work with me. For makeup I just do a simple smokey eye, I mean that suits everybody right?

I put on a dark blue satin dress I bought recently that I wanted to surprise Matt with. Once I am finally happy with how I look after many tears and tantrums I head downstairs to Matt he is looking at me wide eyed “Wow omg you look absolutely fucking amazing”, “You dont look so bad yourself Helders”, I reply. We head out to the car arm in arm and he leads me to the passenger side and opens the door for me and helps me in. “Why thank you”, I say. “Anything for the pretty lady” he says in a funny accent and I cannot suppress my laughter.

As soon as he gets into the car he puts in a cd that plays all of our songs such as “Come as you are” by Nirvana, basically all the songs we loved as kids. And we were screaming along with the words. We arrive at the restaurant and Matt yet again helps me out of the car and leads me into the building. We get a lovely table that has a view of the beautiful city skyline. I can’t help but feel really happy and content in myself.It could be the bottle of wine I’ve just drank but I was feeling really warm and fuzzy and full of love for Matt, for Amelia, for everyone really. Matt and I are holding hands across the table with him stroking my hand with his thumb. We are both smiling and looking into each other's eyes full of complete and utter love for one another. Everything is going well until I see Matt suddenly seem more nervous and into himself, I am starting to think perhaps I said something that upset him until he clears his throat and starts talking “Y/n we've been together now for 5 years and I have honestly loved you from the very moment I laid eyes on you, I knew you were the one for me and when I found out you were pregnant with Amelia it was honestly one of the greatest days of my life finding out that no matter what happens between us I would still always forever be bound to you. I didn’t know love properly until the day Amelia was born and I saw you holding her and you were both looking into each other's eyes, I honestly thought my heart would burst” he says as both of you are beginning to tear up. “I didn't think I could love you anymore than I already did when I saw you becoming a mother and loving our daughter. When I am on tour or doing anything you are all I constantly think about. I am completely and utterly obsessed and in love with you. And it would be a great honour if you would..” he says as he reaches into his pocket and pulls out the most beautiful diamond ring.” Do me the honour of being my wife wh what do you say we legally tie ourselves together” he chuckles nervously. “Yes Matt oh my God yes” I say tears now spilling out of my eyes as I jump up and give him a hug and a kiss. He quickly pays the bill and we run out of the restaurant quickly eager to head home and celebrate.

THE END.

A/n: I wasn't too sure how to end it. I wanted it to end in smut but I don't think I'm that much experienced in writing yet. If you're reading this and you enjoy it please please let me know it might give me more motivation to write in future and I would love to make some friends on here x

Thanks for reading Bestie xx

Also ignore tags Im just trying to get some clout.

i miss my monkeys so god damn much. just please come back home guys

//i crumble completely when you cry//

just wanna meet someone with gray eyes and tell them that their soul must be silver plated and watch them slowly fall in love with me

I can listen to this all day long

You're Nothing Like Mine

This fic is for this request <3

this could go horrible but i tried my best to do it well?

TW - toxic , slutshaming , alcohol

You was in the mirror fixing your makeup you and Alex were going out on a night out together. it had been awhile since you had been out together and you hoped this night will go perfect with no problems

you were wearing just a black shirt tight skirt and a tight black unbottoned blouse you could just see a peek of your lacy bra underneath you paired it with some shiny black red bottoms.

you had barely any makeup on, just a natural lipstick and the other basics. and your hair was in loose curls

you put on your engagement ring an the earrings he got to go with it then walked out of the bathroom to find Alex stood in a pair of tight black pants and a white unbuttoned blouse and his boots his hair messily but neatly slicked back and a ring on his finger.

'you done?' Alex said looking in the mirror playing with his shirt looking you up and down through the reflection

'not gonna tell me about how sexy i look huh' you looked at him up and down ' but Alex i do say you look...amazing' 'you're right darling i do' he said with a smirk.

he turned around and kissed you for a good 2 minutes his tounge was down your throat and his hand was grabbing your ass before he pulled away and stared at you 'hmmm..sexy' he said with a smirk and walked off into the bathroom you went to the kitchen for a drink.

Shortly after you returned Alex was sat on the bed on his phone

'i thought you were done alex come on'

he looked up he was laid back on one elbow 'your skirts abit short innit darling' looking you up and down

'what? scared i'm gonna run off with some other man. stop being pathetic Alex god come on'

'wouldn't surprise me' he chuckled

'wouldn't surprise me either because you're a prick'

'then do it'

'do what?'

'when we get in this club go with another man do it if i'm such a prick'

'you're like a literal child Alex'

'yeah and you're a slut' he said in a low tone getting up and walking out the door 'come on' he called from the front door

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You and Alex arrived at the bar and ordered drinks at the counter you sat on your stools drinking your drinks

'see anyone you like yet?' Alex said while still staring forward with his glass resting below his bottom lip

you just laughed 'you're so insecure that all you are. an insecure little boy' and downed the rest of your glass

'and you're just a slut who gives in to the kindness of strangers huh?' he stayed staring forward

'i mean you were a prostitute after all' putting his glass down

'depending on any man who was willing to pay...you deserve a fucking slap' turning his head on the last part

' i hate you you're horrible i'm going home' and you got up off the stool and Alex twisted his body towards yours resting his arm on the counter

'go on run along then. wonder what daddy thinks of you. bet he's proud'

'least people paid to sleep with me and didn't have to be drunk to let you hit in a bathroom stall, what cant have fun sober?. have to do it in a bathroom what are you embarrassed? because you're that easy Alex' you laughed

'the egos doing you no good...turner' and you walked out of the bar without Alex.

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