Phil Coulson was creepy in Avengers. Good guy, but his obsession with Steve was uncomfortable at best.
Peter: I got a pet snake! What should I name him?
Steve: I'm sorry, you got a what now??
Tony: William Snakespeare!!
Steve: What are you drinking?
Tony: Water.
Steve: Really? It doesn't smell like water.
Tony: It's... imported water.
Steve: Uh-huh. Imported from where?
Tony: ...Russia
Steve: Are you drinking vodka at nine in the morning??
Dean: It's nine-thirty.
I just saw a meme on TikTok that has me dying!!! 😂😂😂
It basically said that Civil War Bucky was even dressed like a plum and I just can’t! This is too funny!
I found a photo!!!!!
Peter: Have you ever woken up pre-sad? Like, nothing even happened but you’re still sad somehow.
Tony: Yeah, my therapist said that’s depression.
So found this on Pinterest and I am 100% think these two are this
what do you think 🤔I feel like avengers assemble Steve & Tony have super married vibes like look at them
Robert: Hey Y/n have you seen Holland?
Y/n: No but hang on. *sends him clip of him doing lip sync battle*
Tom, coming into the room yelling: Stop fucking sending me this!
Not all people are enemies to lovers. Sometimes people just hate each other’s guts.
and those people just happen to be Steve and Tony.
Pairing: Steve Rogers x Reader
Characters: Steve Rogers
Warnings: N/A
Request: Anon- Steve Rogers and "I'm falling more in love with you everyday" please
Word Count: 426
Author: Charlotte
When Steve asked if you’d like to take a walk in the local park, you were more than happy to go. It was a pleasant springtime day and you liked spending time with your boyfriend, so it was a nice idea to get a breath of fresh air.
The local park was beautiful and held some of your favourite memories, especially ones with Steve. Your family had always frequented the park growing up and once you were an adult, you visited it often to spend time out in nature and attempt to relieve some of the pleasant memories of your childhood. You ended up meeting Steve when you had been walking with your headphones on and accidentally walked into his path as he ran, leading to a collision; it was awkward and weird, but it led to him assisting you back to your car and inviting you back to apologise. Many of you dates ended up there and you couldn’t think of anything negative about your time there, past a few scraped knees.
You laced your fingers through Steve’s to give it an excited squeeze as you recognized the area of the park you had wandered into.
“Isn’t this where we met?” You smiled. “I think I remember falling into that dirt.”
“It is,” he whispered, his voice slightly shaky and unable to hold your eye any longer.
“Are you okay?” You questioned.
It was a very rare occurrence to see Steve nervous, he was Captain America after all and although he wasn’t overly confident socially, he was very good at hiding any nerves he had.
He nodded his head taking a deep breath before turning to you. You weren’t certain what was going on or why Steve had decided to stop your walk there, but you were starting to become worried about him as it was very out of character for him.
“You’re worrying me.”
“I’m sorry,” he said softly. “Can I ask you something?”
“Of course, you can, you can ask me anything.”
He took one more deep breath before speaking again.
“I love you with all of my heart and I couldn’t think of a more perfect place to ask you this. I have never doubted that I’ve wanted to ask you this and I’m just falling more in love with you every day,” he smiled warmly, dropping down onto one knee. “Will you marry me?”
You couldn’t contain the joy that built up inside you, all you could do was nod repeatedly and kiss him with all the passion inside of you.
Stephen: the last four digits of my social security number are 6669
Stephen: so I like to think that I’m Satan but also always horny
steals kisses all day and all over your body(let’s not mention those quickies in just 8 hours in the day)
he definitely doesn’t know what’s he doing.
asking someone for help or advice for
bought you a really nice red velvet dress
tux-ed steve(he knows what they do to you) beside his car with a hundred of red rose bouquet with a single aster in the middle resting in his hands, waiting for you. happy valentine’s sweetheart
a nice picnic dinner in front of a beautiful lake.
oh, how he loves it when you laugh at his little dad jokes
walk in the park because he wants to prolong the day even though there’s a whole different world waiting at his house, his bedroom.
“you know I love you right? because I do and I will never stop” he mentioned while your bodies are entangled to one another with swaying hips in the living room.
he loved this moment with you.
Intimate and peaceful... the peace he craved for a long time but can't get a grasp of
you squeaked when he suddenly grabbed your thighs and put them around his waist.
“ I do, really. and let me show you how much”
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MJ: I don't put projects on the back burner. I put them under the floorboards, where the ever-louder beating of their hearts drives me slowly to madness.
Lineart of some of my favourite super suits! I love how the MCU has put more & more details into the hero costumes over the years
Well, I've been thinking about this parallel for a long time...
about what Bobbi's choice was and what Steve's choice was...
I felt heartbreaking for what Bobbi had suffered and thought Clint went too harsh on Bobbi. Then, Steve really set a high standard...that guy seriously harmed Edwin Jarvis and blind his one eye, however Steve still saved his life, even tho he knew he would regret... but can't blame Bobbi for letting Phantom Rider die, she was a well-trained Shield agent after all, and Clint should have definitely treated her better.
Every friend group should include:
*OG Level 7+ Shield Agents Edition*
a mean bisexual
an even meaner lesbian
she/theys
he/theys
a token straight that's on thin ice
an astrology bitch who has everyone's charts memorised
and a short king
