Bryce: I like hot girls. And I like hot boys. I like hot people. What can I say? I’m shallow.
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Player: I think you have PTSD.
Bryce: Yeah, I have PTSD. Proficient talent for sucking dick!
Player: I think we also need to talk about your use of humor as a coping mechanism.
Bryce: Human, I don’t think you understand how clever what I just said was.
0Zhong: Talk about your feelings.
Bryce: Keep active.
Remy: Eat an potato.
Adine: Recite a dark spell.
Kevin: Throw your phone in a lake.
Lorem: Kiss a bird gently.
Maverick: Scowl.
Anna: Make fun of someone you don’t like.
Izumi: Lie down in the dirt and let the earth slowly reclaim you.
0Bryce: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?
Player: How am I supposed to know?
Sebastian: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.
Player: *sigh*
Player: You wouldn’t be trapped.
1Bryce: Who would wanna kill the cook?
Player: Dinner wasn’t that bad.
Sebastian: How can you make jokes at a time like this?
Player: It’s my defense mechanism.
Sebastian: Some defense. If I was the killer, I would kill you next.
Player: …
Sebastian: I said if. “If.”
2Lorem: Synonyms are weird because if I invite you to my cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.
Player: My favorite is explaining the different between a butt dial and a booty call.
Remy: It’s called connotations.
Bryce: Try this one for size: “Forgive me, Father, I have sinned” versus “Sorry, Daddy, I’ve been naughty”.
Adine: Great news! Language is now banned.
1Bryce: Don’t be a bitter bitch, be a better bitch.
Anna: Haha, that’s where you’re mistaken. I can multitask and will excel at both.
1Bryce: They call me coffee ‘cause I grind so fine!
Sebastian: They call me coffee ‘cause I keep you up past 2 A.M.
Anna: They call me coffee, because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of who I am.
Sebastian: …oh.
1Bryce: I personally don’t think it’s possible to come up with a crazier plan.
Sebastian: We could attack Reza with hummus.
Bryce: I stand corrected.
Sebastian: Just keeping things in perspective.
1Zhong: So, what would you like to order?
Bryce: Can I get a milkshake with two straws, please?
Player: Aww, that’s so sw-
Bryce, putting both straws in his mouth: Watch how fucking fast I can drink this.
1Bryce: How was the honeymoon?
Player: Anna got drunk and tried to destroy our marriage certificate.
Player: She said, “good luck trying to return me without the receipt.”
1- Bryce, sliding a photo across the table: I want you to shoot this guy in the leg.
- The player: ...this is a photo of you.
- Bryce: Sebastian and Naomi want me to try zumba.
0Bryce: Why is my badge in the freezer?
Player: You said “this is gonna confuse me so much tomorrow”. Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
Bryce: That explains so much.
1Adine: Your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. It probably thinks, “Here comes the warmth slab!”
Bryce: Wrong.
Bryce: It thinks, “God, hope this dipshit doesn’t spill beans all over me again, who the fuck eats beans in bed?”
2- Bryce: Reza Izquierdo, you have the right to remain-
- The player: A loser!
- Bryce: Nice! But, legally, I have to start over now.
2Reza: I ain’t talking.
Bryce, pulling out a knife: We have ways of making you talk.
(Bryce cuts a slice of cake)
Reza: Can I have some?
Bryce: Cake is for talkers.
0Player: You’re drunk.
Bryce: Correction: drinking. Present tense. Grammar, human.
0- Bryce: Why's Maverick so mad?
- Sebastian: He took one of those "which AWSW character are you?" quizzes.
- Bryce: ...and?
- Sebastian: He got Reza.
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