#awsw izumi Tumblr posts

Zhong: Talk about your feelings.

Bryce: Keep active.

Remy: Eat an potato.

Adine: Recite a dark spell.

Kevin: Throw your phone in a lake.

Lorem: Kiss a bird gently.

Maverick: Scowl.

Anna: Make fun of someone you don’t like.

Izumi: Lie down in the dirt and let the earth slowly reclaim you.

Player: Stalling? I’m not stalling anything.

Reza: Yes, you are.

Player: No, I’m not.

Reza: Yes, you are. You’re doing it right now.

Player: Stalling?

Reza: Stalling!

Izumi, eating popcorn in the side room: Oh, boy.

Player: Just gotta check and see if the apartment is safe before I go to bed.

Player, looking into the living room: Hey, are there any creepy cloaked weirdos planning to kill me in here?

Administrator: No, it’s okay!

Player: Okay, good.

• The player: This is a mistake.
• Izumi: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day.
• The player: But not today.
• Izumi: Oh, no, today's going to be a mess.

• The player: You know, according to Schrödinger, anything you put in a box is both dead and alive.
• Everyone else at Izumi's funeral: (nervously stares at coffin)

• Izumi, placing a marshmallow on a plate: I just have to step out of the room for a bit, and then when I come back, you can eat this.
• The player: (nods solemnly)
• Izumi, returning to find two marshmallows on the plate: What the fuck?!

• The player: You ever die so much that you don't even fear death anymore?
• Izumi: (concerned silence)
• The player: Yeah, me too.

• The player: Yeah, you didn't have to kidnap me.
• Izumi: "Kidnapping" is what you do to children. You're an adult, I abducted you.

Izumi: ‘Sup, I’m back.

Reza: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead.

Izumi: Death is a social construct.

• Izumi: Hey, does anyone know the password to the computer?
• The player: Fuck you, Izumi.
• Izumi: Hey!
• The player: No, you misunderstood. The password is "fuckyouizumi."
• Izumi: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.

• Izumi: If there are trees, you're not alone.
• The player: I can't tell if this is supposed to be encouragement or an ominous warning.
• Lorem: That's entirely up to the trees.

• The player, kneeling next to Izumi's body: Can I have a moment alone with her?
• The dragons: Of course.
• (they leave)
• The player: I know you're not dead.
• Izumi: Yeah, no shit-

• The player: (Hacker voice) I'm in.
• Izumi: I don't think you're supposed to say "hacker voice."

• Izumi: You are in a hole.
• The player: Flabbergasting. Tell me more.
• Izumi: I did not make this hole. It requires investigation.