Ipsum: My goal is not to be the best, but to inspire someone enough to one day surpass me.
Lorem: Ipsum, you can’t just say that every time I beat you at Connect Four.
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Lorem: Paper has six sides, yet we can only use two of them effectively.
Anna: The other four are for bloodshed.
1- Lorem: Is that a statue of Sir Walter Raleigh in your room?
- Ipsum: Yes.
- Lorem: Why?
- Ipsum: Is there any possible explanation you could find satisfactory?
- Lorem: No.
2(Adine is talking to frozen fish at the store)
Player: Yeah, it’s a little weird, but it’s her selection process.
Lorem: It’s like The Bachelorette, except at the end, the one she chooses gets eaten.
Anna: That’s what happens on the real Bachelorette, too. They just don’t show it on camera.
1Ipsum: Is the Kool-Aid Man the jar or the liquid?
Player: What?
Ipsum: IS THE KOOL AID MAN THE JAR OR THE LIQUID?
Lorem: Oh god, not again.
0- Lorem: What if mayonnaise came in cans?
- Ipsum: That would suck because you can't microwave metal.
- Anna: Good morning to everyone except these two.
2Lorem: Did you bring the magazine? Let me see it! We all made the cover, right?
Ipsum: Here you go.
(Everyone who saved the world is on the cover, except for Lorem, who is covered by the barcode)
Lorem: …I don’t believe it…
Ipsum: …Lorem…
Lorem: I’m… ON THE COVER OF A MAGAZINE!
1- Ipsum: Haha, wow. Poggers.
- Lorem: Dude, you can't just say "poggers" whenever you feel like it, words mean things.
- Ipsum: Words are a malleable tool of language used to convey complex emotions and I will mally them as I see fit.
- Lorem: Okay, I am not having this debate with you again.
- Ipsum: Mally-oop!
1- (Halloween)
- Ipsum: I got my costume!
- Lorem: Um... what are you?
- Ipsum: I'm the scariest thing I could think of- the electoral college! I wasn't sure how to represent it visually, so I cut out some foam in the shape of a gerrymandered voting district.
4- Anna: I lost Lorem.
- Bryce: How do you LOSE Lorem?!
- Anna: Give me a break, they're like two inches tall.
2- Lorem: What're you making for dinner?
- Ipsum: I can't tell you, it's a souprise.
- Lorem: Is it soup?
- Ipsum: I soupose it could be.
- Lorem: Stop that.
- Ipsum: Stoup what?
- Lorem: Stop saying soup puns.
- Ipsum: No. Soup.
- (later)
- Lorem: IT WAS FUCKING TACOS
1Ipsum: It’s really muggy out today.
Lorem: If I go outside and all our mugs are on the lawn, I’m gonna kill you.
Ipsum: *Sips tea from a bowl*
1Lorem: Hmm. I need to make more art for human characters in my game, but I’ve only ever seen two.
Ipsum: Well, the ambassador helped you before, right? You should just call them up… and say in a hot voice…
Ipsum: “Human… I need help with an… (audible wink)… illustration…”
Lorem: Oh my god! NO! Shut up!!
Ipsum: Fine! Give me their number! I’ll do the hot voice!
Lorem: NO!! That’s even worse!!
7Bryce: A whiskey for me and uh… they’ll have a Capri Sun.
Lorem: Bryce, I’m an adult.
Lorem: I can order my own Capri Sun.
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