Maverick: So I got kicked off the case for good because I am apparently a “liability” and “reckless” and “Maverick”.
Maverick: That’s just my name, but you should hear their tone.
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- Bryce: Why's Maverick so mad?
- Sebastian: He took one of those "which AWSW character are you?" quizzes.
- Bryce: ...and?
- Sebastian: He got Reza.
1Maverick, to the Player: How many times do I have to tell you? You’re annoying. Feel free to crawl off and die.
[Later]
Player, to Bryce: Maverick and I grew a little closer today.
0- Maverick: Why are you two here?
- The player: I'm here to help!
- Reza: I'm here to make things worse!
1- Sebastian: This is a disaster! The printer messed up the invitations! It was supposed to say "Bryce's birthday."
- Maverick: What does it say instead?
- Sebastian: "Bryce's bi."
- Maverick: It could still work.
2Bryce: I have an awesome idea!
Maverick: You’re going to mix alcohol with an energy drink?
Bryce: No, but that sounds awesome.
Naomi: You’re going to mix alcohol with jello so you can have it for dessert later?
Bryce: No, but keep these coming. I’m writing them down.
1- Maverick: I know this is going to sound sarcastic, but this is a great plan and I'm really impressed with you.
- The player:
- Bryce: Don't listen to him, human, it's a great plan.
1- Maverick: Oh, by the way, I left a little present for you in your pocket.
- Reza: Really? Thank y-
- Maverick: It is a grenade, I have the pin.
0- Bryce: I've got a plan.
- Maverick: I hope this turns out better than your plan to cook rice in your stomach by eating it raw and then drinking boiling water.
- Bryce:
- Bryce: I was drunk, alright?!
2- Naomi: Well, when life gives you lemons, you know what you gotta do!
- Maverick: Squeeze them into my enemies' eyes and watch them suffer.
- Bryce: No, that's Plan B. Plan A is to tell them that a spider is in their shoe and watch them try to look for the nonexistent spider.
- Sebastian: Oh, I thought we were supposed to make orange juice.
- Naomi:
- Naomi: Are you guys actually okay?
0- Sebastian: Good morning, Mav! What're you drinking?
- Maverick: ...water.
- Sebastian: Really? It doesn't smell like water.
- Maverick: It's imported water.
- Sebastian: Uh-huh. Imported from where?
- Maverick: ...Russia.
- Sebastian: Maverick, are you drinking vodka at nine in the morning?
- Maverick: It's nine-thirty.
0Maverick: I could kill you if I wanted to, human.
Player: Yeah? So could another human being.
Maverick:
Player: So could a dog.
Maverick:
Player: So could a dedicated duck.
Maverick:
Player: You aren’t special, Maverick.
1- Reza: I know we don't get along, but I got you this bath bomb as a peace offering. Whenever you feel stressed, just run yourself a bath and throw this in. I promise, all your worries will be gone in seconds.
- Maverick: This is a toaster.
1- Bryce: The alphabet is terrifying. A bee sea? No thanks, we're good.
- Maverick: I can't even articulate how fucking bad this joke is.
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- Bryce: ASKHJQGHFCXFG
- Maverick: What was that?
- Bryce: A keysmash.
- Maverick: How do I do it?
- Bryce: Just press anything.
- Maverick: 7
3Maverick: Did you ever have intercourse in this office?
Bryce:
Sebastian: Ugh. Where?
Bryce:
Sebastian: WHERE?
Bryce:
Sebastian: [voice breaking] WHERE, Bryce?!
Bryce: Seems like you already know where.
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