#awsw reza Tumblr posts

• Reza: What can I say? I'm a bad guy. I do bad things. It's my job.
• Reza: And it beats working retail.

• Reza: Now, a fine, solid transport policy has to be based on absolute control. Can't have people just wandering about the place, walking on their own legs! That kind of freedom would send them mad! So, everybody has to wear special boots that only go where the government lets you.
• The player: Okay, and where is the government sending you?
• Reza: Where it wants you to go.
• The player: Which is?
• Reza: To your assigned place of work, certainly, or maybe on prearranged leisure activities. "You're having a walk in the park now! Walk that dog! No, you've gone too far the other way, turn left! I've forgotten the milk, back to the shop!" says the government.
• System: Fascism detected.
• Reza:
• System: ...carry on!

Reza: I ain’t talking.

Bryce, pulling out a knife: We have ways of making you talk.

(Bryce cuts a slice of cake)

Reza: Can I have some?

Bryce: Cake is for talkers.

• The player: Hey, Reza, you remember the portal?
• Reza: Of course I do.
• Reza:
• Reza: What do you mean, "remember"?

• Reza: Later, I'll tell you about the time I bit a cop.
• The player: What?!
• Reza: I mean, he bit me first.

• The player: There will come a moment when you will have the chance to do the honorable thing.
• Reza: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.

• The player: (panicked shrieking)
• Reza: This is one of the best days of my life.

Player: I eat Cheerios because they’re heart healthy!

Player: And my heart has been severely damaged.

Player: So, Reza, if you’re out there-

• The player: I'm not going to stand by and watch you kill someone!
• Reza: You can sit if you want.

• The player: Reza, I know all about your diabolical plan.
• Reza: What diabolical plan?
• The player: (holds up a file labelled "My Diabolical Plan; by Reza Izquierdo")

• The player: Do you regret anything you've done?
• Reza: Nope!