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  • montygreen
    06.05.2021 - 28 minutes ago

    LEILA'S 11K CELEBRATION: @cheddarthefluffyboi asked Rosa and Holt's Relationship Growth

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  • eprcntiss
    06.05.2021 - 43 minutes ago

    the way this is the best thing i’ve ever seen

    #i would d*e to have a b99 style ep of cm #cred to alcfilms on tiktok ! #criminal minds#thinking thoughts#tiktok tag
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  • valcalico
    06.05.2021 - 3 hours ago

    Hephaestus: We are gathered here today to answer the age-old question-

    Ares: Yeah, what’s Aphrodite’s deal? She single?

    Hephaestus: What? No! We’re married!

    #and aphrodite be like 👀 #i mean hephaestus marries agleia late on anyway #so why shouldn’t aphrodite be with ares #Hephaestus#Aphrodite#Ares#greek gods #incorrect greek gods #greek mythology #incorrect greek mythology #s: b99
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  • buckyshairography
    06.05.2021 - 5 hours ago

    Ok so maybe maaaaaybe standing in the rain wearing nothing but my hoodie was a bad idea where's the undo button

    #rayne talks#b99 memes #in my defense im dumb
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  • flawed-civilian
    06.05.2021 - 5 hours ago

    wait okay so we live in a world where new girl and b99 are canonically in the same universe right? (cos of the crossover ep) and jake’s sister is played by the same actress as aly in new girl... so does that mean that they’re doppelgängers??? or maybe like twins separated at birth idk??

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  • jakeperalta
    06.05.2021 - 7 hours ago

    screaming at this is in my activity can't believe I have a legacy as a problematic blog shdndnsjsn

    #i literally got so much hate for saying not voting is bad lmao I'd forgotten about it #I've been exposed i am problematic :( i support voting in elections and watch b99 and like taylor swift :(( hope you'll all forgive me :(((( #talking
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  • reinerist
    06.05.2021 - 8 hours ago

    Brooklyn Nine-Nine + Fashion

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  • stars-aligning
    06.05.2021 - 9 hours ago

    Angel’s 350 Follower Sleepover Celebration

    Alright, y’all, it’s time for a sleepover! I was supposed to do this a while ago, but I was having a pretty rough week and wanted to do this when I was in a good mood, so I’m doing it now!

    You all should know the rules by now, but if you don’t and are instead fairly new to my blog, no worries! I’ll explain everything.

    My fandoms are Community, Marvel, B99, Criminal Minds, HTTYD, Teen Wolf, and Disney. If a prompt clearly says a fandom must be included and it isn’t, it will be deleted. This sleepover will last until May 22nd. Any NSFW-related asks will be deleted, and I will block whoever sends any in.

    Because I just changed my theme, our sleepover theme will be white to match!!

    💀 - send in a skull for KMK (please specify who— characters, actors, singers)

    🐼 - send me a panda for CYM (please specify of what)

    🐻‍❄️ - send me in a weird looking bear for a shitty drawing (please specify of what)

    🐚 - send me a seashell for would you rather! (nothing nsfw, please)

    ⛸ - send me a skate for a fic rec! (include genre and characters/fandom)

    🤍 - send me an assumption about me and I’ll confirm or deny it (again, standard stuff, nothing nsfw)

    👨🏻‍🦳 - send me an old white guy and three words and I’ll create a fic prompt out of it!

    Tagging: @spideyspeaches @goldenavenger02 @queerintimeandspace @the-panwitch @alinastarkrovs @lostintranslaation @tomdiddlyumptious @big-galaxy-chaos @rejectofsociety (please let me know if you wanna be tagged or removed!)

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  • guesswho249
    06.05.2021 - 9 hours ago

    Anyone else’s standards set really high because of these two

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  • hotsauceonabiscuit
    06.05.2021 - 12 hours ago

    More of one of my many sons - Hyatt

    @ _paperclip5_

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  • origami-quotes
    06.05.2021 - 16 hours ago

    Rosa: I think I’d be a bad nun

    Jake: I don’t know, you get to beat people, I think you’d like that

    #source: legendary quotes #b99 #brooklyn nine nine #incorrect b99 #incorrect brooklyn 99 #rosa diaz#jake peralta
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  • incorrectswtor
    05.05.2021 - 17 hours ago

    Lana: You know, in another lifetime, you and I would've made a hot ass couple

    Theron: Agreed

    #i like them better as friends tho #wayyy better#star wars#swtor #the old republic #lana beniko#theron shan#incorrect quotes #incorrect swtor quotes #source: b99
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  • robyn-runestone
    05.05.2021 - 17 hours ago

    On this week's episode of 'I'm a dumbass'

    It took me three whole watchthroughs of the entirety of B99 to realise that Gina had a crush on Terry for, like, the first few seasons even though it should have been obvious. It's like I'm so good at spotting gay tension in tv shows that I had to use up my ability to spot straight tension, like its some sort of fuel source.

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  • nocontextadrianpimento
    05.05.2021 - 18 hours ago

    Have you ever been to the statue of liberty? Have you been inside? Like under the skirt? Like what's up there? Did they build a ☝️☝️ you know what I'm saying?

    #🗽 #adrian on coke #adrian pimento#b99#brooklyn 99 #brooklyn nine nine #jason mantzoukas#b99 quote#b99 quotes #brooklyn 99 quotes #brooklyn nine nine quote #brooklyn nine nine quotes #brooklyn 99 quote #tw upskirting reference #tw dirty joke #tw upskirting#tw drugs#tw coke#tw cocaine
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  • correct-bangtannies
    05.05.2021 - 18 hours ago

    [at a bar]

    Jungkook, getting ready to leave: I gotta' go

    Seokjin: Aren't you forgetting something?

    Jungkook: ... Uh-

    Jungkook: [kisses Seokjin's forehead and runs off]

    Seokjin: No! Pay your bill!! Damn, who raised you?!

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  • nocontextginalinetti
    05.05.2021 - 18 hours ago

    Now this sticky little gummy bear is backing out

    #gummy bear (derogatory) #gina linetti #brooklyn nine nine #b99#brooklyn 99#chelsea peretti#charles boyle#boyle #joe lo truglio #gina and charles #gummy bears
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  • emcon-imagines
    05.05.2021 - 19 hours ago
    “BEING JAKE PERALTA’S ADOPTED CHILD WHO’S EXTREMELY SHY AROUND OTHER PEOPLE, BUT GOES NUTS OVER DOGS, ESPECIALLY WHEN CHEDDAR ARRIVES (BROOKLYN NINE-NINE)”
    requester: anon // request here

    “Okay,” Jake said, as the two of you rode the elevator upstairs to his office. “It’s just going to take a half-hour, okay? I’ll grab the colored pencils from your mom’s desk.” He was trying extra hard to be positive and upbeat, knowing that any sort of crowded environment would cause you to become even more withdrawn, and he felt bad about having to stop back at the precinct after picking you up from school. “It’s always quiet in the break room, so you can work in there, all right?”

    You looked up at him and nodded, rocking back and forth on your feet, toe to heel as the elevator finally arrived at it’s destination. The doors opened and you paused behind your dad, waiting for him to exit before you left the elevator. Charles said hi to you and you offered a shy smile before continuing to stare at the floor.

    Suddenly, though, the jingle of dog tags brought you out of your own thoughts, as your head snapped up and you saw a familiar Corgi trot out of Holt’s office, stepping out to inspect the newcomers.

    “Cheddar!” you exclaimed, running over to the dog, you grinning as he flopped over so you could rub his belly. “Aw, dad didn’t say you were here today.”

    “Y/N, I got your colored pencils,” Jake offered, tapping you on the shoulder with the box.

    “That’s okay,” you said. “I’m going to stay here with Cheddar.”

    You didn’t see it, but your dad exchanged a look with Holt, who was still sitting at his desk and offered a shrug. Jake could almost hear it: I had no idea y/n would be in the office today, I brought Cheddar because he just got groomed and wanted to show it off. But the lingering almost-smile on Holt’s face said otherwise.

    #brooklyn 99 #brooklyn nine nine #b99#imagines#b99 imagines #brooklyn 99 imagine #brooklyn nine nine imagine #reader insert #b99 reader insert #brooklyn 99 reader insert #brooklyn nine nine reader insert #jake peralta #jake peralta x reader #jake peralta imagine #raymond holt #raymond holt x reader #raymond holt imagine
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  • larrysbbrbb28
    05.05.2021 - 19 hours ago

    I'm just genuinely worried that I'd see a corgi in bridgerton and yell cheddar out of habit

    #cheddar is iconic ok #newton Sharma#b99#bridgerton
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  • asambergs
    05.05.2021 - 20 hours ago

    i'm writing a romcom for class and i wrote an entire scene where the couple has an awkward first date so they start to do shots to ease the tension and my classmates were like "aw that's fun!" as if i didn't write an entire homage to jake and amy in 3x01

    #my script is like if you combined b99 with the holiday and 27 dresses
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