#bananas Tumblr posts

  • fleetwood444mac
    07.05.2021 - 1 hour ago

    i ❤️ phallic foods

    #minors dni #taquitos ... bananas ... pirouette cookies #sorry mom sorry god
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  • lesbophobe
    07.05.2021 - 1 hour ago
    #theyre so much better! sweet yellow bananas with no tartness suck #ask
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  • justpastryvideos
    07.05.2021 - 2 hours ago
    #stim#stimming#stim video#pastry#baking#knife#cutting #listen STOP bringing the cubs up! today is about peakvirgo! #the lemon is purely coincidental alright don't worry about it #but i was thinking about cheesecake and i just realized what my favorite kind is #its the extremely sexy banana cream pie cheesecake from cheesecake factory #and it comes with a bunch of bananas it is the perfect food #feel free to call into the blog and tell me what your fave is we're celebrating
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  • finneroo
    07.05.2021 - 3 hours ago

    German Tumblr ads very much living up to the standard. It says: "Soon you too will be taping banana to your feet! Do you live bananas? You're not alone! The banana is one of the most loved fruits in Germany! Every year you take..."

    #ads #finn learnt deutsch #crazy#völlig Bananas
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  • fabulouslygaybean
    07.05.2021 - 3 hours ago

    im bored so im gonna go isolate some dna from a banana or smth

    #i have all the supplies iirc #90% isopropyl alcohol. unscented uncolored dish soap. water. salt. bananas. #i COULD also use strawberries but i think we're already out of those #ive done this like 3 times now but its consistently fun lmao #i dont have any beakers though which isn't great so idk if ill go through with this #i mean... technically none of these components are unsafe for normal glassware and all that but using non-lab equipment scares me lmao #after doing experiments in lab for a few years ive become anxious about using stuff you'd find in a kitchen lol #also i just realized that the isopropyl alcohol i have is only 70% but it should still work? im pretty sure ive done it before with 70% #hm. idk if ill go through with this but im insanely bored so who knows #delete later
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  • arolou
    07.05.2021 - 8 hours ago

    planetary mnemonics

    soooo this is ~1.1k of julie’s giant nerds finding out that pluto isn’t a planet anymore and freaking the hell out. no, it’s not the projection of a 90′s kid at all, why do you ask?

    warnings: they just swear way more than they need to. sorry about that.

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    “We’re the luckiest motherfuckers on the planet,” Luke says, voice full of wonder, as he falls backwards onto Julie’s bed, the last wisps of adrenaline from their show leaking away.  The image of a gross, sweaty boy sprawling all over her nice, clean bedspread would normally have Julie squawking in protest, but luckily ghost sweat doesn’t stick.  Neither do ghost tears, as she’d learned that fateful night they’d cried all over her in the garage.  “That crowd was insane!”

    “We’re the luckiest motherfuckers on all nine planets,” Reggie agrees, though he has the decency to bypass her blankets, falling directly on top of Luke instead.  Luke catches him easily, wrapping his arms around Reggie’s back without so much as an oof of dissent.  They fit together like they were created for it and Julie can’t help but grin from ear to ear as she takes the spot next to them on the bed.  They’ve built this little family together and she fits, too.

    Still, she can’t help but point out, “While I agree that we’re lucky, it’s actually only eight planets.”

    Alex freezes midway through climbing into the space by the headboard, his eyes going wide and worried.  “Did we—did we lose one?”

    Luke and Reggie are staring at her with matching expressions of horror.  “Did one of them fall out of the sky?” Luke asks, forehead crinkled with concern.

    “Did one of them explode?” Reggie gasps, cheeks flushed like they get when he’s really worked up about something.  “Why is no one talking about this?”

    Julie tries her damndest not to laugh, honest she does, but their stricken little faces dissolve any ounce of self-control she might have pretended to have.  Flat on her back, she kicks her feet in the air, cackling as loud as she dares with her father sleeping in his bedroom down the hall.  “Guys,” she says, rolling her eyes.  “Nothing happened to it!  Pluto just got demoted from planet to dwarf planet.  It’s been like that since I was little.”

    “They can just do that?” Alex says, finally taking his place in the cuddle chain.  He props his chin on Reggie’s back so he can look at her.  “Some poor bastard exists for millions of years, making its merry way around the sun, and then bam!  Some scientists decide to play God and it’s erased?”

    “Not erased…demoted,” Julie reminds him, not because she actually cares but because her boys’ genuine distress about the matter is the most amusing thing she’s seen all day.  And that’s saying something considering Willie had shown up to their dressing room with purple ribbons braided into his hair.  He’d looked like a maypole.  A cute maypole, but a maypole all the same.  “Is it really that big a deal?”

    Reggie leaps to his feet, making Alex’s mouth click shut and coming within centimeters of kneeing Luke in the crotch in the process.  His eyes are wild.  “Yes, it’s a big deal!  What about My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas?”  He slams his fist against the palm of his hand with every word like a judge with a gavel.

    Julie shrugs.  “Now she just serves us nachos.  Or noodles. Depends on who you ask.”

    “Unbelievable,” Luke whispers, eyes squinting up like he’s trying to make it compute.  “I hate the future!”

    At this point, Reggie is pacing back and forth across Julie’s room, putting Alex’s runway walk to shame.  “They couldn’t have done this to Uranus?” he cries, throwing his hands in the air.  “No one likes Uranus!  What fucking weirdo named that planet, anyways?”

    “Just name it Urasshole next time,” Alex mutters to himself darkly, but before that comment can receive the noises of disgust and punches on the arm that it deserves, Luke exclaims, “Wait, it says here that Pluto is still a planet in Arizona and Illinois!”

    Julie glares at him.  “Did I say you could touch my phone?”

    “No, but—this is life or death, okay?”  Luke pokes his bottom lip out in a pout that makes Julie want to flick him in the nose.  “This is about survival, Jules!”

    Julie flicks him in the nose.  

    “Ow!”

    “No, this is good,” Reggie is mumbling to himself, hands curling in and out of fists as he paces.  “This is good!  This is—”

    And then he disappears, gone with a split-second flash of light and a subtle moving of air.  

    The room instantly goes silent, Luke’s hurt nose and Alex’s personal vendetta against Uranus’ discoverer quickly forgotten.  Alex slaps Luke on the stomach.  “Good going!  He probably went all the way to Arizona!”

    “Oh god,” Julie says, throwing an elbow across her eyes.  “No, he definitely went to Illinois.  There’s no way in hell he went anywhere but Illinois.”

    “This is your fault,” Luke says petulantly and then they all lie back to wait.

    When Reggie poofs back in, it’s been roughly three minutes and his hair is standing on end.  If his face was flushed before, he’s practically on fire now, tomato red and panting for breath.  “Illinois is a long way away,” he announces like it’s a groundbreaking discovery.  The corners of his mouth are turned down.  “I got as far as Vegas before I started feeling like my head was going to rip open.”

    “Oh Reg,” Alex says pityingly.

    “Buddy,” Luke says, shaking his head.

    “Arizona was right there,” Julie says, but she opens her arms to him all the same.  He takes her up on it, faceplanting into her neck like his limbs can’t hold him up any longer.  Which, judging by the exhausted jitters that have started to wrack at his body, they probably can’t.  Cross-country ghost travel really takes it out of you, so Julie has heard.  “Just—c’mere.  I’ll hold you for awhile and it’ll be okay.  What do you say?”

    “Mmm okay,” Reggie concedes, going completely limp until Julie is veritably crushed beneath him.  She doesn’t mind, though – the pressure is welcome and grounding.  Reggie feels like love and warmth and all the rest of the good things, too.  “I say it makes me the luckiest motherfucker on all nine planets, how about that?”

    Julie grins.  “You’re never letting it go, are you?”

    “Hell no.”

    “Nachos,” Alex whispers disdainfully from one side of Julie.

    “Noodles,” Luke whispers from the other.  “I fucking hate it here.”

    “No, you don’t,” Julie teases, running a hand through the back of Reggie’s hair, and neither one of them even bothers to argue.  

    #julie and the phantoms #jatp#julie molina#luke patterson#alex mercer#reggie peters#jatp fic#rulie #putting it in that tag bc it ended up more rulie cuddles than any other pair #i've been working on an absolute angst fest for the past month and i just needed to write something lighthearted so here this is #but it's way too silly to put on ao3 so you get a tumblr fic! yay! *throws confetti* #i had a lot of fun with this #jatp is the funnest playground i've ever played in bc them ghost boys are dumb as fuck & it lends itself to going absolutely bananas in fic #LOVES IT #anyways i don't have a taglist or anything but on the off chance that anyone sees this and would want to be on one let me know?? #mine
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  • tovezza
    07.05.2021 - 8 hours ago

    Comedy high point of crooked kingdom was actually when Nina Jesper wylan and Matthias were left alone with the pregnant hostage they’d just kidnapped

    #This scene is genuinely bananas. And hilarious. And a little disturbing #With the way the narrative emphasises she slike. tHEIR aGE
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  • volkihar
    07.05.2021 - 12 hours ago

    I am allergic to bananas and I only found out last year bc I mentioned to my mom that they hurt my mouth and apparently that is not normal

    #whispers #I eat them anyway though I fucking love bananas
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  • lesbophobe
    07.05.2021 - 12 hours ago
    #theyre so good if you catch them just right. theyre not bitter just pleasantly fruity and not too sweet i prommy. #ive had bad green bananas and 5 was not one of them... trust me.......... #ask
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  • feeding-the-guillotine
    07.05.2021 - 12 hours ago
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    07.05.2021 - 12 hours ago
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    07.05.2021 - 12 hours ago
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    07.05.2021 - 12 hours ago
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    07.05.2021 - 13 hours ago
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    07.05.2021 - 13 hours ago
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    07.05.2021 - 13 hours ago
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  • cariame
    07.05.2021 - 14 hours ago
    #bananas in general are just not my favorite fruit #i knew you would bully me over this 😔
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  • tenshindon
    07.05.2021 - 14 hours ago

    could never rp i would just laugh halfway through that shit

    #snap chats #every day i go on twitter and i see like #i still follow that wack ass yamcha twitter yeah #have no idea why i havent unfollowed yet ij ust gives me brain damage #but ev time i see rp accounts like that- cause i do catch em a lot right #like just acounts where characters are so horribly mischaracetrized i lose my bananas yeah #i just sit at my desk like 'yeah no i could do better probably' #but then i know 1000% based off of past experiences i would end up shit posting exlucisvely #only time i ever rp'd sincerely was like. for jojo ask blogs LMAOOOO #dark time we dont talk about that #actually  no we can talk about it it was a cute period #i met a good chum throught hat :) dont talk to her any more but like very fun memories regardless #i miss doing ask blogs i made a lot of them thorugh out the years LMAO #lemme count on the top of my head hm #i've made 8 ask/rp blogs accounts??? 7 of those were drawing ones but one of those was just text based #it never went anywhere tho big rip #drawing asks is fun but man it got tiring and draining after a while #oh right but text-based rp yeah #no im probably rancid at that LMAOOOO #again i would just like. Absolutely Lose Sincerity haflway thorugh #like guys i cannot be serious At All i only know how to be fun and sexy alright #its the curse of beign me :((( too hot too sexy
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  • oflgtfol
    07.05.2021 - 17 hours ago

    in middle school i used to get that bad "vision goes black whenever i stand up" thing wayyyyy too much and so this one time i got out of bed in the morning in a rush because i "slept in too late" (it was like 11:50am LMAO but i was not yet in the habit of staying in bed till 2pm so.)

    anyway so i got up way too quickly and then my vision went black but i was panicking so i didnt lay back down till it cleared. so i went about brushing my teeth / washing my face / normal morning routine all while my vision was going dark and it was getting increasingly harder to breathe

    i went downstairs to get breakfast and then my vision went straight up black i could not fucking see anything and i was trying to pour cereal while literally blind and my ears were ringing and i could barely breathe and i was spilling the milk everywhere and eventually i just collapsed. idk if i full on fainted, i might have for a split second, but i do remember being upright and then one moment i felt my body hit the floor and then my vision cleared FINALLY and my mom was panicking and screaming and i literally NEVER tell her when im feeling ill so i was just like "i just wanted to lay down" acting like it was the most nonchalant thing ever that i just spilled fucking lucky charms and milk all over the counter and then proceeded to lay down on the floor, for no reason.

    so obviously my mom did not believe me and finally i was like ok perhaps i fainted idk and she called 911 and anyway an EMT came and was asking me if i was okay and honestly, once my vision cleared on the floor yeah i totally felt fine and normal so i was just like. so awkward i thought everybody was making such a big deal out of everything

    but then the EMT said i should go the hospital just in case or something IDK cause then i was in the car on the way to the hospital and like halfway there i started getting this absolutely dreadful headache. i felt like i was fucking dying. in hindsight i know now that i was getting a migraine but i had only ever experienced that once before in my entire life (coincidentally also the last time i had been hospitalized!) and i was like 10 or 11 i had no idea what migraines were so i didnt know what was going on. so i entered the car feeling totally fine and by the time we got to the hospital i was just barely even conscious they got me a wheelchair and a family friend works at that hospital so she saw my name on the patient list or whatever and came rushing over to see me and like i was acquaintaces with her daughter so i was like, subconsciously, like NOOO DONT LOOK AT ME DONT SEE ME LIKE THIS ;_; but also i was barely conscious so i also didnt really care

    so anyway they get me a room or something idk. i'm so out of it at this point im barely conscious the doctors had no idea what the fuck was going on i got an IV in my arm and then i started vomiting (as i always do with migraines <3) and it was terrible and i think i got a CT scan at some point. or maybe im mixing up my memories from the hospital visit before this one . idk. the day passed in a blur i just tried to sleep but i kept waking up to puke

    then i woke up at like 5pm and i felt totally fine again. like i woke up feeling brand new. totally rested. no pain. i mean i felt a bit weird and disoriented still from the aftermath but other than that i was totally normal. the doctor gave me some weird yellow pills to take and then i was on my way home like nothing had happened

    #anyway idk what was up with me i think they said something about dehyrdration + low potassium idk #i think the yellow pills were for potassium . i remember they were yellow and potassium because i always #think of bananas = potassium nad they were yellow like bananas <3 #ANYWAY MY POINT IS . ever since this. i have never fucked around when my vision blacks out from standing up #i will always sit back down till it clears i am NOT going blind and getting hospitalized again just bc i didnt take an extra 30 seconds <3 #brot posts
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  • anatolian-nights
    07.05.2021 - 18 hours ago

    Just made pastelitos and banana fritters yes 😌

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