#bananas cw Tumblr posts

  • yerimyah
    06.05.2021 - 18 hours ago

    No because this is why I don't eat fruits and vegetables. Fuck the entire cast of veggietales I do not care.

    #Jaylin Tingz #I've been eating like a portion applesauce and bananas for the last three days #and my body legit cramped last night after drinking some water. #and im still like tight today 😀😀 #tw food #cw: food mention
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  • therealashpollo
    05.05.2021 - 2 days ago

    Logan: What are you doing

    Patton: *shoving a bunch of bananas into the washing machine* you said to wash the bananas


    Logan: I said bandanas

    #sanders sides#lgbtq#thomas sanders #incorrect quotes sanders sides #incorrect sanders sides #incorrect sanders sides quotes #sanders sides incorrect quotes #text post sanders sides #text post#incorrect quotes#bananas#bananas cw#food tw#incorrect logan#ss logan#ts logan#logan sanders#ss patton#incorrect patton#patton sanders#ts patton#ts logicality#platonic logicality#logicality #patton x logan #logan x patton
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  • susan-cinematic-universe
    24.04.2021 - 1 week ago



    Image credits: these are all from unsplash! I edited them all, though!

    Character is from: "OASIS!"

    Owner of the oc: Me! (@/susan-goes-owo)


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  • debelltio
    15.04.2021 - 3 weeks ago
    volumes . Β  gaze Β at Β my Β muse Β in Β a Β way Β that Β silently Β  says Β β€˜i love you’ . Β ( as one small boy gives his uncle cheer up gummies )

    β€” @vicicus​​​

     ❝ π˜π„π€π‡ β€” π†πŽ 𝐍𝐔𝐓𝐒 , π‚π‡π€πŒπ. ❞ Gentle chuckle reverberated as he set the boy down , unleashing the child to his natural habitat. The evening sun was upon them , illuminating quiet backdrop with muted yellow. Krennic availed the use of a neighbouring bench adjacent to the slides. Feet folded atop of the other as he observed the child carefully. Away from the shadows of his father , what had been a shrivelled flower immediately bloomed. Already was his nephew a prodigy at such precocious age , grasping concepts at a higher comprehension than much of his classmates or even some adults β€” for that matter. Obvious trajectory dictates that honing such skills should take the utmost priority. Unfortunately , a certain envious ( pathetic ) toad impeded this path.

    Gentle gusts of wind blew along umber hair. Jubilant chatter and laughter accentuated crisp air. To the near distance , children played a game of tag ( his nephew’s ginger hair was visible even where he sat ) whilst their caretakers spoke amongst themselves. Limbs relaxed β€” content to observe the concrete world in blissful silence. A sudden tone yanked him away fromΒ  Elysium , eliciting puzzled frowns. Time had distanced himself from the bearer of that voice. Yet , the soul remembers β€” unhindered by such trivialities. His memory easily recalled every tone and syllable uttered. Krennic’s head shifted in its direction. A breathless gasp , and familiar heartbeat pitter-pattered against his ribs at the sight of Galen Erso.

    Inches , they stood apart ; parallel gazes stood in opposition to one another in unspoken volume of agony. Droplets of rain splashed along their bodies.
    ❝ Orson , I don’t understa β€” ❞
    Galen grew silent as his friend’s forceful shove thrust him backwards. Rage , burning aflame danced in his veins. Krennic’s lips moved inadvertently. ❝ Are you stupid ? How clearer can I fucking be ,Β Galen ? Look , let me spell that out for you. I hate you.Β You mean nothing to meΒ β€” you get it ? I.Β  HATE. you ! ❞
    Promptly , his friend left without another word ; the other remained , allowing bitter rain ( or were they tears ? ) to cascade against stony expression.

    The past suspire to the present. Analogous , Krennic couldn’t look away β€” bewitched upon his smile. Strolling next to him ( with arms linked ) was a woman around their age. Indistinct conversation floated between them , Galen knelt down to a child far younger than Armitage , offering a smile Krennic had long forgotten. They laughed.

    A hitch struck his throat. It was no mystery that his former friend wedded. Years ago , a wedding invitation addressed in his name reached his doors. Eyes had glazed repeatedly over the text. Fixated , consumed ; in a fit of anger β€” fingers tore the paper into a thousand pieces before lobbing it into the rubbish bin. Jaws tightened as the recollection brought a sting to his heart.

    ❝ Armitage ! ❞ Krennic rose to his feet , urgency clear as he called the boy. ❝ Come on , bud. Let’s go ! ❞

    Their heads turned his way resulting in pinkish tint to his cheeks. Krennic refused to look at Galen , briskly marching past the family to his nephew. Strong arms wrapped around Armitage’s tiny frame before hoisting him up.

    ❝ Orson ! ❞ His voice called. In response , footsteps quickened ; a staccato pace before accelerating into a sprint. Krennic ran , as fast as the rhythmic beating of his heart. He ran without a second look behind. Away , away from the thief who purloined his broken heart ; away from the abyss wherein his vulnerabilities tore his soul apart. He came to a halt once the air in his lungs vanished and his body lurched forward. Hands grabbed a nearby structure , shaky breaths trembled. A gentle touch at his cheek yanked him to reality. Innocent blue eyes and familiar ginger hair appeared before him. In his nephew’s outstretched hand was one of the little gummy vitamins he carried around.

    Quivering smile appeared. Calloused finger tousled the boy’s hair before accepting his gift. ❝ Yeah , I’m okay β€” Thanks , pal. ❞

    #vicicus #γ€˜ 𝙸 πš‘πš˜πš•πš 𝚊𝚝 πš’πš˜πšžπš› πš—πšŽπšŒπš” πšπš‘πšŽ πšπš˜πš– πš“πšŠπš‹πš‹πšŠπš› β₯‹ ANSWERED. γ€™ #γ€˜ 𝙸 πšπš˜πš—'𝚝 πš‹πšŽπš•πš˜πš—πš πš‘πšŽπš›πšŽ πšŽπš’πšπš‘πšŽπš› β₯‹ MODERN. γ€™ #long post cw #(( ok i may have gone slightly bananas as I wrote this )) #(( went full HAM )) #(( also I'm sad C: ))
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  • jesterjamz
    10.04.2021 - 3 weeks ago
    #nobody-knose #jester answers some asks B] #cw food mention #i really need to get a healthier life style but hgnhnhgng fruit bad . #i cant eat vegetables either. i will just completely die if my tongue ever touches a piece of broccoli or asparagus. #i used to try to get myself to eat carrots when i was in like. 2nd grade. didn't work out for me. #i could just try to eat more bananas though. that might help.
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  • eighteleven
    28.02.2021 - 2 monts ago

    the fazent team when their state of the art million dollar security ai made out of their dead founder’s dead son’s soul goo starts attacking adults with off vibes with his nails and teeth: oh we have to sedate the bitch

    #I'M DONE GOD I'M COMING UP! ( crack ) #drugs cw #|| i suppose. #|| THEY WERE LIKE MICHAEL IS PERFECT FOR THIS ROLE ALL HE WANTS TO DO IS PROTECT CHILDREN AND CRUSH WILLIAM. #|| AND THEN THEY LOADED IT UP AND REALIZED HE HAD SEVERE ANGER ISSUES. #|| ai mike is just constantly being suppressed or he would go bananas and start tearing the megaplex apart.
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  • incorrect-thmgau
    26.02.2021 - 2 monts ago

    Pim, holding nerf guns in his hands, another nerf gun in between his legs, and a nerf football in his mouth: it’s nerf or nothing Joe: how did you get in my dorm room?

    #quote #queue and me divine a circular design #cw joe hawley #cw gun mention #?? its nerf guns but i aint gonna risk it #thmgau!joe hawley #pim the banana man #nerf guns that shoot bananas.... thats a concept.
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  • dilftaro-fucker
    26.02.2021 - 2 monts ago
    #gibby's answers #this is a banana HATING zone ONLY #cw bananas#banana mention #if you can actually eat and enjoy bananas i hate you #not queued because the world needs to shame you now
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  • jesterjamz
    03.02.2021 - 3 monts ago

    oh fuck this is actually getting quite violent for a scene where they have to fight literal bananas

    #jester says some Random Bullshit #jester's writing! :D #tally hall magical girl au #cw violence mention #how violent can banana fight get? pretty fucking violent is the answer but not too gorey because. again. bananas.
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  • isomalt
    15.01.2021 - 3 monts ago

    sesame street :")

    #ngl i've been watching it again a lot lately and it makes me so happy #it's just been a few painful weeks and i rlly can't help but smile when i watch sesame street #i always feel better afterwards and it's the highlight of my day more often than not lately #if im!!! being entirely honest i actually decided yesterday that i want to make the banana chips from the cookie monster's food truck episod #episodes #(they re not full length episodes but i just can't think of the word rn lol) #i havr to go to the store to get more bananas today but!!! yeah #bananas were already on my safe foods list but even then like eating anything on my safe foods list was still pretty hard for me #but there's a certain comfort to this recipe coming from sesame street?? to me?? #idk i probably sound dumb rn but yeah #eating disorders #eating disorder tw #eating disorder cw #eating disorder ment #eating disorder mention
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  • cuddlybitch
    10.01.2021 - 3 monts ago

    I found out the Hospital Playlist product placement egg drop sandwiches were easy to make at home, so I'll never have to drive to the next city over to buy these sammiches!!!!!!

    #yes I like the avoholic #food cw#hannah's bananas
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  • odetolove
    22.12.2020 - 4 monts ago

    said fuck it nd bought myself a smoothy AND a bag of my favorite cookies :T

    i think i deserve it ...

    #didn’t eat anything yesterday bc of everything that happened and i don’t want to go through bad eating habits again #cw: disordered eating #jax.cries #the only bad thing now is my wisdom teeth r growing in nd i’ve had a headache nd tooth ache all day ;-; #but the smoothie was so good- bananas nd strawberries >:) #ugh i’m upset i drank it so fast
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  • sassysportacus
    14.12.2020 - 4 monts ago

    Look I know I said I wasn’t gonna say anything else about Supernatural but I just think we need to look at the bigger picture here, which is that we should all be grateful that it never had a crossover with Riverdale

    #spn#supernatural#cw supernatural#spn fandom#shitpost #sassy speaks (ok to rb) #superhell 2020 #*cas voice* i’m cuckoo bananas for you obvi Dean
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  • hotgirlgarak
    07.11.2020 - 6 monts ago
    #Bruce & penguin are my favorite characters but the rest of the cast is also majority charming and funny and bananas #gotham cw #it’s aggressively bananas if you enjoy that kind of series #gotham is PEAK stupid comic book bullshit I laughed sooooo many times out of sheer joy #asks#anon
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  • hamukawaii
    31.10.2020 - 6 monts ago

    Cis people will say that they/them/theirs pronouns aren't grammatically correct and then say "are you a he or a she?"

    #it's truly amazing #this is gonna sound absolutely fucking bananas but i dont think that you actually care about grammar #txt#transphobia cw
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  • 1000-directions
    30.08.2020 - 8 monts ago

    good stuff 8-29-20

    i’ve been having a difficult time with weekends, because i incur such a huge sleep debt during the work week that i’ve just been sleeping later and later on saturdays, and it feels like i’m wasting my only time to get stuff done, and it feels really bad! but today i made myself realize...that i need the sleep. and i need to give myself permission to sleep in so i can enjoy it and not feel bad about myself. it’s not a personal failing that i am tired. i’m allowed to be tired, and i’m allowed to sleep. and then when i do wake up, i just need to make the most of that time and get stuff done. i am hoping that changing my attitude towards this will help me be more productive instead of starting off the day already feeling completely defeated.

    i walked for a mile and a half today, which is a lot for someone who has become completely sedentary and almost never leaves the house! i used to love walking, just as something kind of contemplative and nice i could do for myself. maybe i can start again.

    i was determined to get some cleaning done today, and i did some vacuuming and some laundry and some kitchen scrubbing. didn’t get done everything, but i tried to be very conscious of like...letting go of the need to be perfect, and just trying to take pride in the tasks that i did complete.

    i made pancakes for dinner. i am historically very bad at making pancakes, so i haven’t even attempted them in years because they always turn out terrible. they turned out...okay! two of them turned out very terrible, one of them turned out amazing, and two more were pretty decent! they have bananas in them! i don’t think i even like pancakes enough that i want to attempt them again any time soon, but it feels nice to get better at something.

    it’s nice and quiet inside my head tonight, and that is...a lot.

    #good stuff 2k20 #little victories#food cw #idk why they're black they're not burned?? #the pan got a lil black from the bananas and then there was some black stuff on the spatula when i flipped them
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  • eunyisadoran
    19.06.2020 - 10 monts ago

    I can't have strawberries for stupid reasons and I want to have crepes with chocolate nut or seed butter and I was lamenting my fruit pairing options and then I realized: PEARS.

    Pears are great with nuts/seeds and with chocolate.

    #what a relief #bananas are also a no #I know I know it's tragic #except for y'all fruit haters #I know of at least one of you #food#food cw#dietary restriction #it's medical I'm not dieting here y'all #if you need this sort of thing tagged some other way lmk
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  • snarp
    17.06.2020 - 10 monts ago

    I woke up enough to clean because the cats walked on me, and now I’m making banana muffins. Does anyone want me to email you a muffin

    #food cw #out of bananas now
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  • antisisyphus
    27.04.2020 - 1 year ago

    i hate the post asking what everyones post quarantine plans are bc like....i dont plan on getting blackout but im not planning on not getting black out either, i also wanna makeout with swomeone, smoke weed, maybe eat pussy, show ppl my ttis and get a mcflurrry.

    #mine #ask to tag #cw alcohol#cw drugs #im going cokoo bananas!! #no one tell me this is a bad i dea i am AWARE but all my outlets #for many small bad ideas have been canceled so when i am set free i will make #many bad decisions in a rapidfire manor to set me at rights again. this is healthy
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