mind over matter 👾
me after a breakdown☹️🙄
The Barbie movies were good why did people keep taking the piss out of them for feminist brownie points.
me finally using the queue means me having a [insert thing here] obsession and looking for posts about it right now but y’all only getting to experience said obsessive episode like at least a week from now
This post is gonna be juicy guys like this is just... yikes... I will try to gives props where they are deserved but I will add that this is just my personal opinion and that if you like these dolls that thats fine and you are allowed to disagree and have your own opinion with that said let's get into it!
Okay so I don't know her name but shes kind of cute. I like the makeup, the shoes are kind of cute but I don't like the wig and actually everything else. I don't like the dress, it's cheap and ugly looking, I don't like how this doll and all the others look like cheap Barbie knockoffs. It's just bad and for a company that's sorta out there this is just not it.
The wig looks life you you shaved Sully from Monster Inc, the shoes are cute but the exact same as the fist dolls. I like the makeup especially the lipstick because it looks glossy. The dress is cute but I also really don't like how it's just printed on and I know thats what these types of dolls are like but it's just so unoriginal and they could have made it cool but didn't.
Okay I know I haven't said this but I do love the inclusion of darker skinned dolls I will give them props for that because it's really neat. Again shoes are cute but basic and the same, the skirt looks cheap but it's a cute color although it looks like something a girl at my old elementary school would wear.
The top looks like it would be iridescent but it's not and that is a bit disappointing. I don't know if this is just me but this doll looks a bit worse than the others but I like the eyeshadow and the pink. I also do not like the wig on her.
I really do not like how these dolls are the purple one, the pink one and the blue one like what is this? The girly version of Tramp Stamps? Like what are they trying to do?
It's just a blatant rip off of those Barbie dolls that I think a lot of people dislike already. For a company that's all about competition this was just a bad decision and I know I have said it before but these look like they would be on dollar store shelves at a low price but I feel like these dolls will end up being a whole lot more when they just look cheap.
There is absolutely nothing special about them like they have no bendable arms or anything. Again these dolls are clearly trying to be like Barbie and compete now there is a possibility that maybe Barbie and Dream Ella will do a collab and that's why these dolls look so similar but there is also the chance that MGA could be trying to trick parents into buying there dolls.
You know how some cheap and bad film companies will put a knockoff movie of a famous movie to try and trick grandparents and parents into buying their product instead of the real thing? Well this could be one of those situations. MGA could be wanting to rip people off of the real product which would be Mattel's dolls.
This could also be MGA saying that if they were more like Barbie that parents will actually buy their products. The thing is people already know that Mattel hasn't been doing well with Barbie lately and that Barbie has fallen pretty badly and that the whole you can be anything line is outdated and that the color reveal dolls are very disappointing so why would MGA waste time and money to make the same thing?
I would say that maybe MGA is doing this so we talk more about Barbie but they are MGA's competition and I highly doubt that MGA wants to play nice with them even if they made a post a while ago saying they wanted to be friends.
Even though I dislike these dolls I am very curious about how they will do and how things will go with them with all that said I am going to bring it back to you. What do you think of these dolls?
disney is making a live action little mermaid too
and as much as i really hate disney churning out pointless remake after pointless remake so they can extend their copyright like the greedy landhogs they are
every time i see a lady with a fishtail in a movie i get a little bit giddy yknow
If y'all don't show up soon I'm gonna drink all this tea myself.
♡ Barbie movies rewatch ♡ 1. BARBIE IN THE NUTCRACKER (2001)
thinking about Stefan from Barbie as Rapunzel bc hes so fucking funny to me.
like rapunzel shows up one, literally out of nowhere, saves the life of his sister, and immediately starts critiquing how the kingdom is run even tho she just now found out it existed like 2 minutes ago
"that seems foolish" shes so right and she should say it!! And to the prince no less!!! and Stefan is like ha ha you don't know anything. But then is like oh shit wait maybe you do.
AND HE TALKS TO HIS DAD ABOUT IT??? he's like yea I just met this girl, I dont even know her name but she said this feud is dumb so I've decided I wanna play nice and end the feud as like an little bday present and the king is like. Are you outta your goddamn mind.
And he isn't actually but I can understand why the king thinks that, I mean he's been stuck in his ways for like close to two decades by now, and it's not really his fault since it wasn't his kid who was snatched
And Stefan continues to crack me up bc the two knights come back and start telling their story about the dragon "20 ft-- NO 100 FEET. Yea what he said" and Stefan is like ur so full of shit but ill let it slide, as he should bc they probably weren't too far off bc Hugo sure is huge-o
But then the one knight makes the comment about how that if rapunzel was living in that forest shes probably dead and Stefan yells "well I hope you're wrong! Go now" and the wheels start turning and hes like
Oh shit. I sound just like my dad. Processing......... oh I wanna be a nice king and be friends with everyone and he immediately turns around, much softer this time and says "please, help yourself to food and drink"
like its so fun to watch this kid (yes kid bc hes not yet 18 and 18 is still pretty young, especially if you're about to become a king) go from "I wanna be like my dad!" To "oh I Do Not want to be like my dad" not all bc but definitely with help from some random ass girl who magically appeared out of thin air one day bc magic shenanigans.
AND THEN. when the kings do meet! The kings find out their feud has been for nought, its been over literally nothing and Rapunzel was right about them needing to just talk it out. People do foolish things in fits of rage, including starting wars. But they figure it out and the kingdoms become united.
Anyway I think that's pretty neat. Shout of to Stefan.
Pretty sure I’m going to watch Barbie movies while I organize my room this weekend
sometimes i’m scrolling and i see a picture or video of sidney crosby and i have to take a second and double check bc he looks so similar to my dad and my brain just short circuits lmao
My brother just came in and asked if I wanted any Barbie movies as he was gonna be in that section of the home library. I love him and now get to watch The Island Princess again.