I was recently reading all of KB’s blog posts on Barstool Sports, you know just so I can get ready for what to expect when I work there. There is only one thing that I had noticed, actually let me just start with this, this man is 25 ish years old or older I truly don’t know or give a shit. But, here is in his mid or late twenties and still writing about HIGH SCHOOL. Honestly, if he was writing about college I would understand, like yes college is so much fun, better parties, hotter guys and girls. It’s just overall better than high school. Dude no one fucking cares that you were a wrestler in high school. If you played hockey or baseball or a different hot sport then maybe we would care.
So this is for you KB, I’m sorry in advance but I will be a bitch to you at this moment so you can get better and make a comeback. I honestly do love your writing, it is fucking hilarious to me how one could be so stuck in high school, writing posts about how you got to wear the prom tux and that’s more important than the wedding tux. But, this will not get you a girlfriend and I doubt that it was gonna get you “Trevor’s girl”. (uhuh I did my research.)
And let me tell you that when I start working at Barstool, the first thing I will do is give you a makeover and fix your tinder because well we all know that for sure sucks. So, I’m gonna get you a girlfriend and then you can start writing about something other than how “great” you were in high school. I bet you were a stud.
Sorry KB, love ya!<3