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  • chaos-organizes-me
    18.06.2021 - 3 minutes ago

    Dick: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what's it's doing?

    Damian: A glass of water is an inanimate object, therefore, it is incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language

    Dick:

    Dick: Water you doing?

    #dick grayson#damian wayne #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect dc comics #funny? #batfam#pun
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  • amtoooldforthisshit
    18.06.2021 - 14 minutes ago

    I don't watch titans but I love babs esp as oracle so I naturally am curious about her appearance there and I really am happy there's finally gonna be a live action oracle played by an actual disabled actress, that in itself is a huge accomplishment.

    However, looking at her character description makes me weary cuz it sounds like they're making her be anti superheroes and believing ppl should pull themselves up by their bootstraps without relying on heroes all the time and that does not sound like babs at all. Not to mention she's gonna be opposing Dick on this issue and I fear ppl are gonna hate on her not only over stupid shipping drama but also for opposing the beloved main character of the show who is fandom's darling male fave.

    And all of that combined has me dreading this show coming out :/

    Why is it so hard to get a comics accurate babs adaptation?!! So far young justice is the only one that's nailed her characterization and she's only a minor character there...

    #like even if i dont watch it the drama is gonna reach comics fandom too so it'll be hard to avoid ugh #and i feel so bad for the actress #we must protect savannah from toxic fans at all costs #barbara gordon#oracle#batgirl#titans#savannah welch#dick grayson#batfam
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  • emblazedwinter
    18.06.2021 - 23 minutes ago

    Based on this headcanon post I made.

    Tim: If ONE MORE old, rich white man questions my position as CEO I'm going to scream.

    Damian: Do you want me to stab him?

    Tim: No! ... No? Maybe.

    Dick: NO STABBING!

    Tim: Aren't you supposed to be in Blüdhaven?

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  • batfamgalore
    18.06.2021 - 36 minutes ago

    Bruce: Do you seriously believe that money brings you happiness?

    Jason: Well, no, but it doesn’t automatically depress me either.

    #batman#robin#dc#batfam#jason todd#batfamily#red hood#bruce wayne #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #how to marry a millionaire
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  • scottishaccentsareawesome
    18.06.2021 - 1 hour ago

    (Damian has run away to Jason's because he doesn't want to go to the dentist, and Bruce has found him)

    Damian(yelling down to Bruce's car on the street, from Jason's apartment window): I'm not coming home!

    Bruce: I know. Stay at Jason's!

    Damian: Great! I will! Forever! Thanks!

    Bruce: (laughs) I bet you can't last the weekend without Jason driving you nuts!

    Jason: Bet I can. I love it here!

    Bruce: Yeah, care to make a wager?

    Damian: Sure!

    Bruce: I'll tell you what. If you last the whole weekend, you don't have to get the filling! But if you CRACK, if you can't hack it, you get the drillin' and the fillin'! Deal?

    Damian: Of course it's a deal! I can stay here till I'm 30!

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  • frostbittenbucky
    18.06.2021 - 1 hour ago

    Bruce and Damian at the pet store

    Bruce: [reading dog food ingredients]

    Damian: [gives a .5 second side glance at a parakeet]

    Bruce: [grabbing his arm and heading towards the door] “no”

    #bruce wayne#batfam#batdad#Damian Wayne#my post #look it was just more convenient to bring him #it was already in their route home #he’s researching parakeets now
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  • thehottestpeoplearefictional
    18.06.2021 - 1 hour ago

    Saxophone O' Clock

    Tim: What time is it?

    Jason: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out

    Jason: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*

    Dick: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING

    Jason: It’s 2 am.

    #batman#bat#battute#incorrect quotes#incorrect qutoes #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect Batman quotes #batfamily#batfamilly #batfam incorrect quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #dc#DC comics#DC Heroes#incorrect dc #incorrect dc comics #Tim Drake#Jason Todd#dick grayson#Jason Tood #jason todd get love #robins #batman and robin #robin
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  • thehottestpeoplearefictional
    18.06.2021 - 1 hour ago

    The Yearbook

    Bruce: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

    Dick: 'Prettiest Smile'

    Tim: 'Nicest Personality'

    Jason: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

    Daiman: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

    #batman#bat#battute#batfamily#incorrect quotes#incorrect qutoes #incorrect Batman quotes #incorrect dc quotes #batfam incorrect quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #dick grayson#bruce wayne#Tim Drake#Jason Todd#Daiman Wayne#incorrect dc #incorrect dc comics #dc#DC comics #batman and robin #robins#robin
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  • frostbittenbucky
    18.06.2021 - 1 hour ago

    I want a batfam comic. No on page crime fighting, no suites, just chaos in their civilization forms

    Talking about a gruesome murder where a man was skinned alive over dinner? Yes

    Bruce on hold for over an hour and dramaticly pacing and sitting in weirder and weirder locations in questionable positions? Yes

    Dick starting a fire while teaching Damian how to make popcorn on the stove? Yes

    Jason trying to jump scare all the members of the house? Yes

    Bruce and all his kids stuck in traffic? All of them extremely irritated? All of them swearing loudly at each other? Then suddenly everyone is on good terms when they get to the ice cream shop? Yes

    Stephanie can’t get her hair under control on a humid day so she asked Bruce his curly hair secrets and he just says, “on days like this? Cry.”

    Give me domestic. Now.

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  • arguablysomaya
    18.06.2021 - 1 hour ago
    #this is POV fanon because i actually do not like canon batfam #except duke because yall dont know how to write him so fanon duke sucks #batman#dc comics#batfam#dc#batman talk#batman ficlet#superhero#ficlet#dc ficlet #dc comics ficlet #batfam ficlet#long post#long posts#batfamily#my ficlet #shut up somaya #bruce wayne#dick grayson#cassandra cain#jason todd#tim drake#duke thomas#damian wayne
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  • nightwing-stan-account
    18.06.2021 - 2 hours ago

    Day 6 (6-18): Baby Damian | Family bonding | First crush

    baby damian featuring talia!!!!

    #@damianwayneweek #damianwayneweek2021#damian wayne #talia al ghul #batfam#my art
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  • goldenachilles
    18.06.2021 - 3 hours ago

    so, after seeing this wonderful post, we simply need a fic of the batkids nominating bruce for queer eye 

    #please imagine jvn meeting bruce wayne i am begging you #queer eye#bruce wayne#batman#batfam#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#damian wayne#dc #yeah yeah im rambling
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  • shyestofhearts
    18.06.2021 - 3 hours ago

    I imagine Damian and Cass both do this thing in the fam where they just sorta. Stand in the background, listening. But they don't seem like they're listening, you hardly even notice they're there.

    So if you happen to complain about someone or talk about someone else and they find they don't like that person/that person's behavior they may just. Pay that person a surprise visit

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  • melennui
    18.06.2021 - 3 hours ago

    (MILF) man i love father-son-relationships

    #robin#batman#tim drake#batfam#dc#bruce wayne #complicated father son relationships make my heart sing and they probably shouldn't
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  • melennui
    18.06.2021 - 3 hours ago

    STEPH AND CASS MEETING

    THE STARS HAVE ALIGNED

    man cass has a badass costume

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  • melennui
    18.06.2021 - 3 hours ago

    tim drake and bruce wayne conflict!

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  • babyoctopus
    18.06.2021 - 3 hours ago

    10

    "Hello." A voice said pleasantly. I jumped.

    I was in some sort of dream space. White surrounded me and stretched as long as the eye could see. Looking down, I noticed that I was dressed in a flouncy pink dress, which I found incredibly scratchy.

    A woman appeared in front of me, and I stepped back.

    She was really pretty, not gonna lie.

    Curly blond hair wrapped around her waist, dark grey eyes glimmering. She had a natural tan, freckles barely visible, and was dressed in a long, white dress.

    "Where am i?" I looked around, attempting to find a sort of a door that had an exit sign on it. "Also, who are you?"

    She seemed miffed when I said the last part, shocked to say the least.

    "You don't know?" she asked, her voice all angelic -like and light. "My, you are detached, aren't you?"

    "What do you mean, lady?" This time, I squared my shoulders to appear confident, and my voice raised an octave. "I'm not detached, or whatever you just said!"

    She chuckles. "Darling--,"

    "don't call me that."

    "Alright, alright." She raised up her hands in surrender.

    "Samantha." She said warmly, and I flinched. "it's me, do you not realize?" she walked forward and placed her hands on my shoulders.

    "It's me, mama."

    Mama?

    My eyes went large, and I pushed her hands away and stepped back.

    "What?!" I shrieked. "You-you can't be my mom! This has got to be some sort of sick joke..." I twisted my body around, and I caught the slight glimmer of the white in the corner. Running towards it, I could hear the lady sighing behind me, but I paid no mind.

    Just as I reached for the glimmer, it snapped back like a rubber band and hit me full force, pushing me back a few feet. Letting out a frustrated grunt, I head for the glimmer, and this time instead of pushing me back, it—

    Hit me. Hard.

    I fell to the ground, groaning. Im pretty sure I got hit in the head.

    I could hear slow, distant steps. Green, bright and swirling, wraps around my midsection and pulls me upward.

    "You're as stubborn as a mule. I love it." She giggled. A tea table and a pair of wooden seats formed, and the green dropped me to one of them. With a flicker of the woman's finger, a tea pot and a bunch of porcelain cups formed like mercury, shaping, and warping until it formed a cup.

    "I hear jasmine tea is your favourite." She said, pouring in steaming liquid onto each of the cups. Mid pouring into hers, the colour changed. "Unfortunately, I can't say the same about myself, earl grey was a childhood memory for me."

    "Uh, right."

    After pouring, she squints her eyes and leans close, placing thin fingers on my chin and lifting.

    "My." She said softly, before leaning back. "You really are the feminine version of darling Bruce, aren't you?"

    I lurched at her words, clenching my fists. "don't say that." I grit my teeth, before pointing a finger at her. "Also, you never answered my questions either. You can't possibly be my mother, da-dad said you died like, years ago. And again, what is this place?"

    She sighed, before saying in a condescending manner. "is that what Bruce told you, that I died? How... cliché." She sipped her tea, wrinkling her nose. "And this place is what I call, the dream space. Its--,"

    "What the hell is that?!"

    "If you would let me finish..." the woman glared, which made me shrink down my seat.

    "a dream space is like... like a blank spot in your mind. Its quiet, and easily accessible." Another sip. "And here, one can easily warp reality to do their bidding, which I just did."

    "Oh... wow." I muttered under my breath.

    I heard a ticking sound, loud and slow, echoing around the space, and the lady's head snapped upwards.

    "Oh no." she tutted and placed her cup to the ground.

    "Wh-what's going to happen?" I ask, immediately standing upas the seat and table melted like water, and into the white underneath me. The brightness increased, making me wince and shut my eyes.

    The lady chuckles.

    "I believe our time is up, see."

    "What?! But you haven't... it's only been like, two minutes!"

    "Time passes differently here, child."

    "Well, you can't just leave me on read like that!" I said indignantly as my surrounding began to fizz and turn to smoke. She shook her head.

    "I won't." She promised, walking forward and clasped my hand. "Everything shall be explained, in time."

    "And remember, you're not your father darling, you're better."

    And all went black.

    When she awoke, she clutched her chest and sat upright.

    Her bedroom was basking in moonlight, a part of her rib and her left leg wrapped in bandages. Tracing her face, she noted the small tapes that covered the tiny cuts on her face, water collecting on her fingers.

    It was midnight, and her face was sheen with sweat.

    But that wasn't what was bothering her.

    It was the dream she had had a minute ago.

    It had been an hour or two since she was escorted to her room.

    Her mom.

    How is that even possible?

    She remembered how when she was a kid, on every birthday till her 10th, she would ask her father about her mother. It was a hopeful attempt, wishing that her mother would give a surprise visit and arrive to the manor, gifting her a book or a toy.

    Every time, her father would explain patiently how her mother was dead, how she could never come back, but how proud she would be of her.

    Those were the good days.

    They would go to Gotham park and play volleyball, a sport that she had adored, and then have ice cream.

    The days before her father grew distant and more attached to the identity of batman, or more importantly, the identity of batman consuming him.

    But this woman claiming to be her mother?

    She didn't even look like her, Sam realized. She didn't even act like her.

    Yet, there was this bottomless pit that began to situate in the bottom of her stomach, saying that whatever that woman was talking about was true.

    And one should always trust their gut, right? She thought.

    Shaking her head, she slowly pushed her body out of her bed and hobbled towards the bathroom door. Opening it, she reached for the sink and moments later, began splashing her face with cold water.

    She was going to miss one of the biggest events of her life.

    She has a brother.

    And her mother might be alive.

    Oh dear.

    ---

    "What do you mean she got into an accident, mister wayne?!"Barbra yelled into her phone as she tucked her costume into the depths of her closet.

    She was wearing a bright pink dress that hugged her figure, her graduation gown (a deep blue) along with her hat with gold tassels, on her bead.

    The pink dress had been her choice, much to the disappointment of sam.

    "I know everything that happened, miss Gordon." She freezes up. "And because of her little crusade, Samantha got hurt, and can't attend her graduation event."

    "No." Barbra was shocked. "is she alright?! Is she--!"

    "A fractured leg and a broken rib." His voice was tired. "I have to go now, miss Gordon. Happy graduation."

    And the line was cut.

    ---

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  • imjusthereforbatfam
    18.06.2021 - 3 hours ago

    Featuring a phone in every single bit 😅

    Shout out to @i-am-a-certified-human-being for their inspiration!

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