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  • allthingsbatfam
    18.06.2021 - 1 hour ago

    duke: i brought reinforcements.

    tim: you brought bruce?

    duke: um... no, but i brought the the next best thing.

    jason: hey.

    tim: jason? you brought jason? the next best thing would have been cass!

    jason: normally i’d be offended, but cass is freakishly strong.

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  • cats-and-katanas
    18.06.2021 - 3 hours ago

    new pet ;)

    #damian wayne #Idk know animal anatomy so sorry if Im wrong somewhere :') #SNOW LEOPARDDDD jbckxldcksm #damian wayne art #damian al ghul #batfamily fanart#batfamily#batfam
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  • idyllicmei
    18.06.2021 - 3 hours ago

    Bruce: Since when is babysitting Y/n and Damian my-

    Bruce: Oh my god that is exactly my job

    #batfam x reader #batfam incorrect quotes #batfamily#batfam#bruce wayne #bruce wayne x daughter!reader #damian wayne x reader #damian wayne
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  • advena-perditus
    18.06.2021 - 4 hours ago

    Reporter: So, Mister Wayne do you play any sports?

    Bruce: I run away from my feelings

    #Bruce: And also kick and punch them #bruce wayne #incorrect batman quotes #the batfamily#incorrect batjokes #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect batfamily #incorrect batboys quotes #batfamily#batbrats#bat bros#batbros#bat#batfam#batman
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  • fandomisnotsosalty
    18.06.2021 - 4 hours ago

    I'm definitely not going to watch Titans season 3.

    I enjoyed season one, began to feel inconfortable with the huge presence of Jason and Bruce in season 2 but went with it, but this trailer is something else.

    This is exactly what I DIDN'T WANT for this show.

    Goddammit if they wanted to make some sort of Batfamily show so bad they could make one! But they don't take over a show literally named "Titans" when Gar didn't even have half an episode dedicated to his struggles goddammit.

    tl.dr: I didn't wanted Gotham, the Joker, Barbara Gordon, or even Jason's death (or at least not on screen and surely NOT having him return as Red Hood right away) in a show which has nothing to do with it.

    I hate it out there.

    #titans #titans season 3 #jason todd#joker#barbara gordon#red hood #I mean if they wanted to do fanservice so bad they could have bring Wally West or something #not turning this 'Titans' show into a Batfamily one
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  • danreblogsstuff
    18.06.2021 - 5 hours ago

    jason todd walking into the manor for thanksgiving dinner wearing jhorts and a white t shirt with the sleeves cut off that has “Batman is a stank ass ho” written on the front in sharpie

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  • quenwritesdccomics
    18.06.2021 - 5 hours ago

    SCHOOLS OUT BITCHES!!!!! SEND ME SOME FUGGIN PROMPTS BABEYYYYY

    (or go to my other blog (quen-writes-prompts) and send me a prompt!!!)

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  • jaybirdbooty
    18.06.2021 - 6 hours ago

    The fact that he actually posted this- I what- just, huh?

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  • spookystarbooky
    18.06.2021 - 6 hours ago

    NSFW

    So the state of anything DC seems to be chaos, this is Snyder’s response to the “heroes don’t do that” controversy :

    I woke this morning and thought this was FAKE but no Snyder really said “female orgasm rights”

    Here’s the uncensored post:

    https://mobile.twitter.com/ZackSnyder/status/1405702805948538881

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  • hintofelation99
    18.06.2021 - 6 hours ago

    Father’s Day Firsts Pt 2:

    Jason

    Jason walks into Bruce’s offices with a plate of cookies: Here.

    Bruce: Hmm?

    Jason: These are for you. I made them.

    Bruce tries to hide his fear. This is the first time Jason’s made him something and he’s very worried that this will be a repeat of the time Dick made cookies (aka a night of food poisoning).

    Bruce nervously takes one: Thanks Jaylad, but what’s the occasion?

    Jason, blushing: It’s Father’s Day.

    Bruce stops mid bite, partially out of surprise that Jason remembered and partially out of shock at how good the cookies are.

    Bruce: Oh it must’ve slipped my mind. Thank you for remembering, I don’t expect you to think of me as a father and I will understand if don’t. But I- I am grateful to have you as a son. Is that ok to say? I don’t-

    Jason: Chill Bruce, you can call me your son… I don’t mind. Anyway, I’m gonna go read for a bit.

    Jason starts to leave then looks back at Bruce.

    Jason, in a rushed slightly embarrassed tone: Happy Father’s Day dad.

    Jason immediately leaves, not waiting for Bruce’s reaction. Bruce just smiles and eats the entire plate of cookies.

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    #Jason fears emotions #but he’s a sweetie #jason todd#batman#batfam #incorrect batfamily quotes #bruce wayne #robin!jason
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  • hintofelation99
    18.06.2021 - 7 hours ago

    Father’s Day Firsts Pt. 1:

    Dick

    Dick walks into Bruce’s room with a tray of food, a cup of coffee, and a glass of water. Carefully balancing the tray on one arm he pokes Bruce.

    Dick: Pssst. Bruce.

    Bruce swats a Dick in his sleep

    Bruce: Mnnmmnnm ‘m b’tmn

    Dick, pokes him slightly harder: Bruuuccccceeeee

    Bruce swats at him again.

    Bruce: nnnnnnnggghhh j’stice

    Dick glares a Bruce and sighs

    Dick: Bruce!!!

    Bruce just rolls over. Dick huffs then ‘accidentally’ pours some water on Bruce.

    Bruce, sitting up very shocked: Wha-?

    Dick, with a smug grin: Oops! Well now that you’re up, happy Father’s Day!!

    Bruce: What, Father’s Day?

    Dick: Yeah… I know that we have celebrated it in the past and that I’m not really your- Uh, your son, but I just, sorta, uh. Well. I. I’ll just say it.

    Bruce looks very confused

    Dick, very quickly and quietly: Isortathinkofyouasmydadandihopethatsok

    Bruce: What?

    Dick, sighing: I sort of think of you as a dad… If that’s weird I’m sorry!!

    Bruce, trying not to cry: You think of me as a dad?

    Dick, blushing: Yeah… I hope that’s ok

    Bruce pulls Dick into a hug, nearly knocking over the tray: Oh chum, of course that’s ok! And I’m glad you think of me as a dad because, honestly, I see you as a son.

    Dick wipes at his teary eyes and both pause for a moment to take in everything that was just said.

    Dick: Oh! I made you breakfast!

    Bruce: That’s very thoughtful, thank you.

    Bruce takes a bite and immediately realizes that when Dick says ‘he made breakfast’ he means that ‘he made breakfast’. Bruce tries not to gag as he chokes down bacon that’s somehow partially burnt and partially raw.

    Dick, beaming: What do you think?

    Bruce, still trying not to gag: It’s great! So, so good! So. Incredibly. Good.

    Dick: I’m glad you like it! Maybe I can do this more often!

    Bruce: NO!

    Dick looks shocked.

    Bruce: I mean, I wouldn’t want to get so spoiled by such amazing food!

    Dick: Haha that’s true! Now finish up your breakfast while I bring Alfred his meal. He’s gonna be so happy that he won’t even notice the scorch marks!

    Bruce chokes on his head that coffee.

    Bruce: The what?

    Dick, already running out of the room: Nothing!

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    #shortly after they remodeled the kitchen #it turns out that by ‘scorch marks’ dick meant the ‘entire kitchen is burnt to a crisp’ #batfam#batman #incorrect batfamily quotes #dick grayson#bruce wayne #robin!dick #fathers day
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  • asherella-is-a-dork-3
    18.06.2021 - 7 hours ago

    secret's out team finds out

    "What the hell do you mean a kid?," lian said in shock leaning agenst the kitchen table her dark bangs falling over her eyes

    Roy nodded "i mean a girl maybe three or four it's hard to tell, you should have seen the face he had when she squirmed out of dick's arms and lectured him on manners then when he asked for his keys she ran off saying he'll catch her when pigs have asses i think she got a few sayings messed up but whatever. i say make his life hell kid if he's been hiding her he's hiding other important shit"

    Lian sat back rubbing at her face "iam raining hellfire on that asshole."

    "What the ever living fuck is wrong with you?!" The archer yelled in the face of the former robin

    "Harper what are you doing at my house?!" The man stepped back

    "Oooh dont think your getting out of this damian. I brought back up"

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    Part 3 up soon :) let me know for any requests

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  • fryingfly
    18.06.2021 - 7 hours ago

    watch this PLEASE

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  • teamwaffle-o
    18.06.2021 - 7 hours ago

    siri pls google how to stop buying different members of the batfamily when i’m sad

    #my coping mechanisms sure are something #help#batfamily#personal#my photos#non rt
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  • dc-incorrect-bats
    18.06.2021 - 8 hours ago

    Kon: Are you alright?

    Tim: Yes.

    Kon: You don’t look alright.

    Tim: Well then, stop looking.

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  • current-interest-writings
    18.06.2021 - 8 hours ago

    I took my state boards today, and omg the stress of it all. My anxiety went through the roof, the wait after exams for finding out if you passed or not sucksss!

    But I do have a manicurist license now!!!!!

    So I might do a part two to the Batsis nail story

    #currentintrestwritings#state boards#licensed manicurist#nail tech #batfamily and batmom imagine #batfam #batmom x batfamily imagines #justice league imagines #batman#batwoman#batsiblings#batsis #batsis x batfam
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  • rick-rayson
    18.06.2021 - 8 hours ago

    Batfamily vs Tiktok

    The Batfamily and what kind of accounts they'd have!

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    Stephanie:

    Follower count: 900k

    Doing Stephanie first because she probably uses Tiktok the most.

    Trauma dumps. Like all the time. But for comedy purposes (and lack of a therapist)

    This is very specific but I feel like she makes tiktoks of her saying really seggsual pick up lines and then in the next moment she brings up how incredibly unloved she is or sumn.

    She's the best and worst at covering her identity.

    "Call me Batgirl because I wanna swoop into your Batcave" *lip bites*

    "Nobody loves me and I am always forgotten."

    Half of her fans believe she's actually Batgirl.

    But then she posts a video of her at midnight trying to smoke from a cinnamon stick, crying because her plushie was placed uncomfortably on her bed and she feels immense guilt over that.

    Yeah nvm.

    Her fans love her to bits but the amount of videos she's posted of herself crying is concerning.

    She's the type to like and reply to any comments that make her laugh.

    Duke:

    Follower count: 700k (but he honestly deserves more)

    Duke uses Tiktok a LOT.

    Posts mostly outdoor videos tho.

    Parkour, sports, food videos.

    But he's actually most known for his dance videos.

    He's made so many dance trends and if it wasn't for the fact NOBODY EVER CREDITS HIM, he'd have a much larger audience.

    He likes comments but never actually replies unless it's a question.

    In his drafts he has like 5 videos of him dancing that've been interrupted by some criminal trying to mug him or some shit.

    He actually posted one of those drafts on accident and although he quickly deleted it, it spread like wildfire.

    He gets bombarded with comments asking him to give combat tips.

    Who is he to say no?

    Tim:

    Follower count: 600k

    Tim is a younger Hank Green.

    He's the smart science boy that everyone asks strange questions to.

    He's so, so tired of his fans sometimes so he isn't very active on Tiktok.

    His followers are actually feral and chaotic so when he posts he mentally prepares himself for the onslaught.

    It'd come to a point where he addresses that shit.

    "Guys, for the last time... DO NOT EAT MOLTEN LAVA AND DO NOT DRESS UP AS JOKER AND CHASE PEOPLE."

    He loves his fans but sometimes they make him wanna rip his hair out.

    If you genuinely ask him a science question without the motive of chugging lava or inhaling fear toxin, Tim will love you and cherish you.

    Although he doesn't really respond to people in his comments, he does duet people.

    One of the reasons he doesn't have more followers is because he actively deletes some... Don't ask.

    Dick:

    Follower count: 2M

    Dick is the obnoxiously enthusiastic dude that likes to *think* that people mainly follow him for his health tips or diet plan videos.

    But literally anyone that is anyone knows that's not the case at all.

    He's a thirst trap, and a very popular one.

    He innocently posts videos of him doing flips and tricks not realizing that people eat that shit up.

    He has so many simps it's crazy.

    His comment section though is actually very respectful. Because he does flips with such a big smile on his face that fans just sit back and behave.

    He gets "🍰🎂" comments all the time tho and he doesn't get it at first.

    Until Jason commented: "They're talking about your ass bro."

    He replies to nearly every comment and LOVES duetting people.

    Posts like once a week but his videos always get so much likes.

    Jason:

    Follower count: 500k

    Thinking about it- Jason doesn't really use social media much.

    Steph was the one to convince him to get Tiktok and she boosted his followers by giving him a shoutout.

    He posts some of the most random shit ever.

    Like you'll get a video of him eating cake with Artemis and Roy in complete silence and then you'll get a video of like.. what Batfamily member you are based on your Zodiac.

    But his most popular videos are when he answers questions.

    "uhhh Thickthighsthot69 says, 'I'm sick and broke my ankle, how r u?' .. better than your ass that's for sure."

    He never replies to comments. He doesn't even like them.

    Damian:

    Follower count: 700k

    He finds Tiktok utterly repulsive and only made one because Jon made him do it.

    Much to his dismay he got verified and that boosted his account extremely fast.

    "Jon, how do I save this? This layout is irritating my eyes, surely there's more options—"

    He only duets animal videos or some of Dick's Tiktoks, other than that he doesn't do much.

    Ma boy will block you if you irritate him in his comments, he does not care.

    Unless you insult his pets.

    Expect 8 paragraphs of why you are dumb and his cat Alfred is superior to you in every way.

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    #batfam imagine#batfamily#dc comics#batfam #batfam incorrect quotes #robin#batman#incorrect dc#dcu #batman incorrect quotes #stephanie brown x you #stephanie brown x y/n #stephanie brown x reader #stephanie brown#duke thomas #duke thomas x you #duke thomas x reader #tim drake#red robin#dick grayson#dc jason#jason todd #dc dick grayson #damian wayne#dc damian #dc damian wayne #red hood and the outlaws #red hood
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  • alev09876789
    18.06.2021 - 9 hours ago

    “I’m afraid of what Damian could become without me around.”

    Shit the fuck up Brice Damian’s life would increase drastically for the better if you were to kick the bucket.

    #damian wayne#batfam#robin#batfamily#batman#batman family#batman fandom #damian wayne robin #robin damian wayne #bruce wayne#dick grayson #dick and damian #nightwing #nightwing and robin #batman and robin #like legitemely bro shut your self-important mouth Dick Grayson could and did raise that child ten times better than you ever could
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  • bat-boys-zine
    17.06.2021 - 10 hours ago

    Get to know our artist for Jason Todd @napschnapps!

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