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  • zenko1
    20.04.2021 - 15 minutes ago
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    20.04.2021 - 18 minutes ago
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  • itsjustmeinlv
    20.04.2021 - 22 minutes ago

    Went to the beach for a burn, I mean tan. Lol.

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  • sjjdkdkwo
    20.04.2021 - 1 hour ago

    Me knowing I have to wait to reach the sexy beard Reed era in the comics:

    #I love smooth faced Reed #he’s endearing #but the beard mate #the beard???? #that’s prime time baby #wo speaks
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  • thispalekid
    20.04.2021 - 1 hour ago

    2 months on minoxidil and 5 months on testosterone. Down a total of 37lbs since November.

    I'm just trying to live my best life.

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  • algandarsplaguepositive
    20.04.2021 - 1 hour ago

    It’s bedtime. Time to read my old ficlets and cry myself to sleep.

    #the life behind the pharaoh beard
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  • ares857
    20.04.2021 - 1 hour ago

    internet find

    If you want this project to continue you can use the Paypal donation button on the web page of the blog. Any donation is welcome.

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  • ares857
    20.04.2021 - 1 hour ago

    internet find

    If you want this project to continue you can use the Paypal donation button on the web page of the blog. Any donation is welcome.

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  • ares857
    20.04.2021 - 1 hour ago

    internet find

    If you want this project to continue you can use the Paypal donation button on the web page of the blog. Any donation is welcome.

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  • princeasimdiya12
    20.04.2021 - 1 hour ago

    So thanks to @tornrose24​, I decided to come up with more expulsion themed ideas for the Captain Underpants Dangan Ronpa AU. You can check out the first batch here if you’re interested in reading them. And just as a reminder, none of the characters involved in these expulsions are killed or seriously harmed like in the video game series. Each kid is still alive and is kicked out of the school.

    So these are the ideas in mind for the other kids.

    Reap What You Sow: The expulsion begins with Stanley who’s tied to a metal pole with a spinning top underneath his feet. The lights turn on revealing to be a barren wasteland. The boy begins to sweat intensely when MonoKrupp shows up and spins the top under him. The top begins to spin the boy around while spreading his sweat on the ground below him. The top begins to move all around the wasteland like a mobile sprinkler which causes the ground to sprout little by little. Eventually the top gives out and Stanley is freed from his restraints but is severely dizzy. When he starts to focus his vision, he finds that his sweat grew carnivorous plants that completely entangle the boy in their tentacle vines. But before the plants eat him, MonoKrupp charges in with a weed eater and destroys the plants. And he picks up the boy now wrapped heavily in vines and bats him out of the field, like a baseball, and into the outside world.

    La Fille De Fleurs: Dressy is shown seated criss cross on the floor and is as calm as can be. Suddenly, hippies of all kinds begin to encircle her while holding different types of flowers. MonoKrupp is there, dressed as a hippie, and taps onto his bongos instructing the hippies to begin. As they sing and dance to a melodic beat, they toss the flowers they were carrying onto Dressy. Soon more dancers join the circle and toss their flowers her way. As they do, Dressy finds herself being lifted higher and higher as the flowers continue to be tossed her direction creating a mountain of petals and colors. This continues on until they reach more than 20 stories high and the hippies immediately stop. Then MonoKrupp pounds heavily onto his bongos and the flowers immediately drop. To Dressy’s surprise, the flowers reveal a cannon underneath with her inside of it. She’s quickly given a helmet before the robotic bear presses a secret button that blasts Dressy out of the school. 

    The Pink Piper of Hamelin: The scene opens in a medieval village with Gooch in a pink, fairy tale themed costume. But out in the distance, where the castle gates reside, MonoKrupp opens the gates unleashing a swarm of rats who ravage through everything they come across. Panicked by his impending doom, Gooch takes out his trusted pipes and begins to play. But he notices that the rats aren’t slowing down so he plays harder, even getting some notes wrong. And just when they’re about to reach the piper, the rats immediately stop and swarm to different directions. Gooch thinks that he did it. Until he turns out and finds a group of ferocious beasts behind him and ready to attack. Gooch screams in panic and barges through the academy walls as the large animals chase after him.

    Final Curtain: Billy finds himself in the middle of a stage with a crowd watching over him. Suddenly, the curtains open up and the floor and stage begin to transform into an elaborate obstacle course. Billy’s platform ends up in the highest level and below him lie a variety of platforms with traps and puppet like monsters based on classical theater plays. Without thinking, the boy traverses the complex obstacle course while evading Greek marionettes with swords, fire breathing dragon heads moved by strings, and hip hop historical figures. He notices that the safest platform is the one closest to the stage. But when he jumps on it, the entire scene collapses behind him and cause the final platform to act like a springboard which catapults him through the roof itself. The audience can be heard clapping wildly until the debris from the crashed roof falls down on him. The house has been brought down. 

    Battle of the Bands: The room is dark as two spotlights shine down on two individuals. The first MonoKrupp dressed as a musical conductor. The second is Lisa, wearing an elegant dress and carrying her violin. The lights turn on all around them revealing musicians wearing MonoKrupp helmets and armed with their own instruments. MonoKrupp waves his paw in the air and points directly at Lisa. The first group featuring violinists fire their bows at the girl as she barely moves out of the way. When she tries to run to a different part of the room, the bear instructs the next section to fire their instruments at her. Not wanting to lose so easily, Lisa has no choice but to use her own violin as a shield against the instruments her enemies throw at her. This continues on with each section attacking the girl as she dodges for her life while her beloved instrument becomes whittled from the ongoing attacks. At last, each section has been exhausted but Lisa’s violin is nothing more then a chunk of battered wood. MonoKrupp appears defeated, until he pulls out an electric guitar and unleashes a powerful sound wave directly at Lisa that flings her out of the walls and into the outside.

    And those are my ideas for the kids. Feel free to tell me what you think of these okay? 

    #captain underpants #the epic tales of captain underpants #cu dr au #stanley peet#dressy killman#gooch #steve gooch yamaguchi #lisa beard#lisa bobeesa#billy hutchins #billy doanbee ahiro
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  • beardcurator
    20.04.2021 - 1 hour ago

    Marco (Italy)

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  • sigurdjarlson
    20.04.2021 - 2 hours ago

    Maxson for sure

    #fallout blogging #the fluff around the neck reminds of his beard but more well kept than his beard fjfjfj
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  • beardcurator
    20.04.2021 - 2 hours ago

    (Germany)

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  • comrade-shrimp
    20.04.2021 - 2 hours ago

    Mmmm makeup

    #shrimps face #i had to add the beard #because i learned #it i ONLY do the mustache #i straight up just look like my dad #and i simply cannot have that ❤ #if***#oop #im kinda blind with these contacts #they're not as bad as the goat ones though holy shit
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  • justthenorm
    20.04.2021 - 3 hours ago

    Sorry it took me so long to do this @zelmoe . It’s been a rough two days after my second vaccine dose 🙃

    Tagged to do a selfie!

    Honestly don’t know who to tag since I’m late to the game so feel free to do this if you see it but tag me so I can reblog your beautiful faces

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  • foxilayde
    20.04.2021 - 3 hours ago

    Oscar Isaac & Elvira Lind

    #Oscar Isaac#Elvira Lind #look at how big and beautiful the beard looks here I’m going to cry #it probably only took him 8 days to grow #‘clean shaven 9 days ago’ #verile lookin ass
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