Funny story, 1962, (surrealist movie). 

Me: “okay the chiropractor says olaf shouldn’t be doing any stairs at all, so I’ve set up baby gates at all the staircases. PLEASE don’t let him use the stairs”

My mom: *removes them less than 24 hours later without telling me because we’re having guests over and they don’t fit her ~aesthetic~*

[never mind that they kept baby gates up for two (2) years when my childhood dog got old and couldn’t do stairs anymore]

My mom: “he can just stay in your room while they’re visiting :)”

🙃

I haven’t been mentally prepared for this, apparently he used Kissland as an inspiration hbjskxfzdjzkzrafmd

2308. Object You Can’t Pronounce

This is “Object You Can’t Pronounce.” What key tells the secrets? 

The bedroom door flies open in the dark. The shadow of your life stands there, backlit by a stray night light in the house. 

          Excuse me, you say, I was just about to fall asleep. The shadow doesn’t care. It has an object it can’t pronounce (knife) in its hand and it means to show you how that object will be used to sever, to slice, to snip. 

         But why? you ask from under your blanket—which is too comfortable to move out from. 

        The shadow (now a breathing person-shaped shape coming closer and closer) doesn’t say a word. It fully enters the darkness of the bedroom and closes the door.  

I don't think I'm the naked neighbor but I definitely am the "sprawled on the floor, talking with silly voices to her bunny neighbor"

my roommates made a gc and one of them is bringing a fucking exercise bike bitch how are you gonna fit that shit

Cozy domain...

Listen/purchase: Perfect Teeth by Squid

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das leben ist zu kurz für "irgendwann"

wow okay so people follow me on this website. there's a lot of you huh. this is normal i am fine i am cool

“See, the only monster under your bed are the ones in your head.”

“Gee Dad, that’s not very reassuring considering . . . you know what.”

How to Tell Time   Illustrated bu Elanor Dart   1957