#beeduo Tumblr posts

  • saladhero
    18.09.2021 - 5 minutes ago

    Hi hello people tumblr, I have come to advertise my beeduo fic “bee-coming human,” a dbh au centered around beeduo and Michael

    I posted a new chapter today and there’s gonna be about 20-something chapters so uh… check it out if you’re interested?

    https://archiveofourown.org/works/31181366/chapters/77062847

    #beeduo#beeduo fic#tubbo#ranboo #michael underscore beloved
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  • thebeeduo
    18.09.2021 - 15 minutes ago

    Ranboo: *thanking subs* And there he goes!

    Tubbo: I need a piss!

    Ranboo: I just- I just did not have to know that...

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  • nightmare-rivulets
    18.09.2021 - 25 minutes ago

    hold on okay time to drop the song revelations i’ve had

    #nightmare.personal #mostly about c!beeduo
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  • tubboblr
    18.09.2021 - 25 minutes ago

    O god remember beeduo meet up truthing oh god how fucking long has it been

    #the betting the clowning o my god #mcyt#tubbo#ranboo#beeduo #i feel old
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  • gh0stmo4se
    18.09.2021 - 27 minutes ago

    y r tubbo and ranboo arguing like we cant hear them

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  • gh0stmo4se
    18.09.2021 - 33 minutes ago

    ooooo ranboo u wanna join tubbo oooooo

    #tubbo#ranboo#beeduo #its called manifesting
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  • doodlebloo
    18.09.2021 - 36 minutes ago

    Tubbo has an upcoming project which he has to "travel halfway around the world" for but he doesn't want to reveal it because it's going to take so long to complete. Also, if you missed it, he said streams are going to be more inconsistent because he's focusing on projects more

    #punching the air rn :')))) #like i truly am brocken :) #tubbo im glad youre getting to work on projects really i am glad #anyway c!tubbo enjoyers c!clingyduo enjoyers c!beeduo enjoyers etc we may or msy not be doomed for real :) #doodle.txt
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  • michaels-two-dads
    18.09.2021 - 57 minutes ago

    Ok so since Ranboo and Tubbo both lost again does that mean we can have another Beeduo team now

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  • unidentified-flying-cryptid
    18.09.2021 - 1 hour ago

    tubbo: "BANANA MAN >:D"

    ranboo in the other room: why do i hear boss music

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  • song-of-echo
    18.09.2021 - 2 hours ago

    beeduo real

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  • gh0stmo4se
    18.09.2021 - 4 hours ago

    tubbo: good luck!

    ranboo: thank you-

    tubbo, in a demon voice: youre gonna need it >:)

    ranboo: i- i was gonna say how i think his team is gonna win :|

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  • poisoned-peppermint
    18.09.2021 - 5 hours ago

    *Falls down the stairs like a slinky and extends a silver platter to you* Your meal, your majesty.

    ~~~~~~~~~~

    Skeppy: I thought you really cared!

    Bad: For you? Yes. For the stinking pig sleeping in our room? No!

    Skeppy: He is cute!

    Bad: He is also in a dire need of being bathed with fragrances!

    ~~~~~~~~

    Bad, hands Skeppy a knife: Here, you can have Stabby.

    Skeppy: … thank you, Bad.

    ~~~~~~~~

    Bad: I’m a simple Person A. People raise their voices at me, I cry for an hour.

    ~~~~~~~

    George, tearing up: So you lied…about everything.

    Dream: I didn’t lie.

    Dream: I just avoided certain truths to manipulate you.

    ~~~~~~~

    George: I'm not looking for trouble.

    DreamXD: What a horrible way to live…

    ~~~~~~~

    Techno: Listen, kid-

    Ranboo: Please, call me Ranboo.

    Techno: I’d rather not. If I named you, I could get attached.

    ~~~~~~~

    Bad, points to Skeppy: That’s my Boyfriend, suckers!

    Skeppy: Your husband, Bad.

    Bad: My husband! Even better!

    ~~~~~~~

    Ranboo: I'm gonna marry you someday

    Tubbo: Not if I marry you first!

    Tubbo: wait

    ~~~~~~~~

    DreamXD: It took me 28 minutes and a lot of tears, but I can now almost use a computer.

    ~~~~~~~~

    Bad: If there are trees, you aren't alone.

    Skeppy: I can't tell if this is supposed to be encouragement or an ominous warning.

    Bad: That's purely up to the trees.

    ~~~~~~~~

    Techno: Based on statistical evidence, I think I'm immortal.

    Phil: Why?

    Techno: I haven't died yet.

    Phil: That's not... how it works.

    ~~~~~~~~

    Skeppy: ‘Villain apologist’? Nah, I don't apologize for anyone. What my husband does on his days off is not my business.

    ~~~~~~~~

    Ranboo, holding a bomb: Tubbo, where should I put this so it doesn't hurt anyone we know or care about?

    Tubbo: Out the window, Ranboo. There's nothing but strangers out there.

    ~~~~~~~~

    Bad: Rot in Hell, crapface!

    Skeppy: *gasp*

    Bad: Also, I love you and I treasure you, and you bore me!

    Skeppy: God, you’re being so mean. Do it more~.

    Bad:*flirty* I hope you die.

    Skeppy: *gasp, sigh*

    ~~~~~~~~

    Techno: Friendly reminder that I literally, actually cannot die, and I’d love to see any of you fuckers try to take me down.

    ~~~~~~~~

    *on a road trip*

    Wilbur: Wow, that’s a lot of traffic.

    Tommy: Dad, Wilbur said traffic!

    Phil: Believe it or not, Tommy, Traffic is not actually a bad word.

    ~~~~~~~~

    Skeppy: Is that a liquid lipstick?

    Bad: Yes...

    Skeppy: Give it. I’m thirsty.

    Bad: I’m not letting you drink my lipstick. It’ll just make you more thirsty.

    Skeppy: Give it!

    Bad: I’m not giving you my lipstick!

    Skeppy: Then give me your Sticklip!

    Bad: That doesn’t even make any sense!

    Skeppy: I don’t make sense when I’m thirsty!

    ~~~~~~~~

    Me: Give me my gender back, you slut.

    Ranboo: Come and get it whore.

    ~~~~~~~

    Eret: There is only one gender and it’s mine. Y'all can”t have it >:(

    Niki: mom said it’s my turn on the gender!

    ~~~~~~~

    Siren: Heyyy come over here for a good time ;)

    Karl: I’m asexual

    Siren: oh 

    Siren: Heard you wouldn't fight a siren

    Karl, immediately turning his ship to crash into the rocky cliffs: Who the honk said that???

    ~~~~~~~~

    Skeppy: help, my husband got wine drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire, saying “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”

    ~~~~~~~~

    * Rolls back up the stairs, with a horrible crunching sound* Till we meet again

    #incorrect quotes #dsmp incorrect quotes #mcyt incorrect quotes #beeduo#karl jacobs #sleepy bois inc #techno mcyt#skephalo #like a lot of skephalo #badboyhalo#skeppy #dream smp incorrect quotes #dream smp #happy duo incorrect quotes #georgenotfound
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  • fog-kid
    18.09.2021 - 5 hours ago

    hi hi I wrote something. it's about the prison siren and how it affected Tommy when he heard it. very angsty but with a cute ending

    you can read it if u want maybe:] hope u like it!

    #tommyinit dsmp#dream dsmp#bench trio#tubbo dsmp#dsmp ranboo#dsmp #dream smp lore #dsmp fanfic#tommy fanfic#prison dream#tommy angst#dsmp angst #c!tommy angst #c!tommy #c!beeduo #c!benchtrio #c!dream #that's a lot of tags im sorry #angst with a happy ending #tommy lore
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  • long-lost-spicegirl-losers
    18.09.2021 - 5 hours ago

    Hc that Michel calls Tommy ‘mommy’ bc Tubbo told Michael that his that’s how it’s pronounced as a joke to piss off Tommy and now Michael just,,, won’t stop.

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  • milk-hate-account
    18.09.2021 - 6 hours ago

    I'm not fully done with it, but... I have a playlist for c!beeduo enjoyers

    go nuts and feedback is appreciated

    #i have been making so playlists #its so fun #dsmp#mcyt#tubbo#ranboo#beeduo#dream smp#Spotify
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  • thebeeduo
    18.09.2021 - 8 hours ago

    New ranmail from Mr. Boo!

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  • countingbeeduouk
    18.09.2021 - 8 hours ago

    Beeduo In the UK: Day 83 and 84

    when was the last beeduo stream

    i want beeduo stream

    #9-18#ranboo#tubbo #counting beeduo uk
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  • orphictubbo
    18.09.2021 - 11 hours ago
    #alliumtwt back when allium duo was starting to grow were atrocious #they would deliberately exclude tubbo bc they didnt like him #or they would take beeduo headcanons or comics and redraw them as allium duo #there was a really popular bd comic with the memory exercises and someone remade it (w mo credit) to be allium duo. for no reason #so ever since then ive had it out for them #.ask
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