OK. SO. miss smeyer decided to take OUT this ABSOULUTELY HILARIOUS chapter from new moon. heres the link, just read it like WHAT THE FUCK. ANYWAY, WISH THIS WAS ME. i want a rich hot sparkiling vampire boyfriend.
LIKE WHAT. EDWERIDO IS JUST LIKE “take all this money for college and shit we dont want/need it” AND SHE LEGIT THROWS IT DOWN THE FUCKING DRAIN. LITTERALLY. READ IT. SHE DOES. THEY JUST SEND HER SO MUCH MONEY ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY.
EDIT: I KEEP COMING BACK CUS I KEEP READING MORE LIKE-- BITCH SHE BROKE HIS WINDOW THROWING THE MONEY BACK IN HIS HOUSE HELP