R*n*sm** in the womb;
Was anyone else bothered that Billy’s kids all have christian names? Where does that rank on the “Signs Stephenie Meyer Forced Mormonism on 12-year-old Girls”?
I found it interesting that in Midnight Sun it was revealed that one of Bella’s favourite books is the Narnia series. I’ve read the Narnia series and know that it is full of religious metaphors and representations of religious beliefs and figures in the form of talking animals and mythical lands.
Now what I’m interested in is if SMeyer wrote this aspect of Bella in connection to her own religious beliefs or if it was unconnected and only to further Bella’s character. All of the books that Bella mentions when listing her favourites are classics, so it somewhat makes sense for her character that Narnia would be a favourite as it is an older series for a younger audience. But some part of me still can’t wonder if SMeyer wrote it that way because of her own beliefs
We can’t have another Twilight book because Emmett and Bella’s chaotic sibling energy would have been too good.
Lesbian twilight because I love women
-First of all Edyth has a lot of internalized homophobia, she is a huge lesbian and never fell in love because she never really accepted that part of herself
-so the whole “I’m a vile irredeemable monster” bs is even worse, she is just a little less vocal about it
-Bella is bi, Renee was super supportive but Charlie she was kinda scared to tell
-Bella first seeing the Cullen’s and just dies a little because they’re all so pretty
-Bella is even more confused when Edyth saves her from the van, like sure, she was kinda weird and cryptic but she can stop a van with her bare hands…
-its kinda hot
-“does she even like girls, what if she just thinks all the guys here a dumb? But she keeps staring at me! But what if its because I’m super fucking pale and weird and cryptic?”
-Edyth falls hard and she just goes to Carlisle and is a mess and meanwhile Carlisle is internally like “omg my baby girl fell in love I’m so happy I need to meet Bella now!!!!”
-he ends up telling her she could love whoever she loved he just wanted her to be happy
-she basically comes to school the next day like “fuck it ima shoot my shot and pray she ain’t straight”
-telling charlie was very simple, Bella mentioned she was going on a date with Edyth, like a real date dad, and he was just like “ofc none of the boys here are good enough for you” and it was done
-the baseball scene happens and Bella spends the whole time admiring Edyth’s ass in her baseball pants
-and basically everything is the same from here out except that Edyth is just better
-new moon, except instead of Edythe leaving, the Cullen’s had to go visit the fam in Denali
-Bella gets depressed when her gf leaves, Jacob, being a good bro, helps her and keeps her company.
-Alice sees her go cliff diving, same dilemma with Volturi happens
-I don’t remember most of eclipse because I read the books too long ago and I only watch that movie for Jasper
-but regardless it ends better because Edyth is less stupid.
-also, edyth and Jacob still have a whole, “I kinda hate you” thing because Jacob does love Bella, and has told her, but wasn’t pushy about it and was much better because he deserves better
-Breaking dawn is literally a cute lesbian wedding, hot honeymoon sex, and then they go home and turn Bella.
-We also should have Carlisle call his friends to celebrate and that’s how Kate meets Garrett because they’re adorable.
So yeah lesbian twilight.
I’m watching New Moon and all I can think of is how much I liked Bella and Jacob’s relationship as friends. They supported each other, cared for each other and made each other feel better. There could have been a conflict with Jacob wanting Bella to stay human without the love triangle. It was unnecessary and made Jacob creepy.
Bella after learning Edward loathes the Green Sweater she knitted herself:
Saw this review on the Shein website. The product? “Half Zip Sports Jacket With Thumb Hole.”
*Planning to finish “Good Girl Gone Bad” and “Freaky Friday” this week, but for now…
Your parents had finally eased up on your punishment and gave you permission to hang out with Bella at the carnival in Port Angeles with the promise of no funny business with boys.
You and Bella arrive at the carnival where you meet up with Jake and the rest of the pack. Paul immediately rushes over to you, grabbing you tightly by the waist and lifting you up into a hug.
Y/N: “Paul! Put me down!” You playfully laugh, gently kicking your feet and squirming to get away.
Paul: “No can do, Y/N. I have 2 weeks worth of hugs to get in! Quit squirming!” He holds on tighter a few more moments before setting you free from his grip.
The gang filters in to the carnival grounds, and splits up into different groups:
-Leah, Jared, Seth, Embry and Quill head over to the rides.
-Jake and Bella wander off to a nearby table to enjoy some food.
-And, you and Paul find some games to play so he can win you some prizes.
Paul: “So, what did you think of my note?” He tries to hide his shy smile.
Y/N: “It was the most thoughtful and most wonderful thing anyone has ever written to me. Even my birthday cards from me grandma don’t compare.” You both laugh, stopping at the first game set up.
Paul throws the baseball and hits all of the cans down in one try. You’re shocked at his strength and accuracy, and it seems the game attendant is as well.
Game Attendant: “Well, that’s the first time that’s ever happened…uhhh, claim your prize…I guess?”
Paul: “What would you like Y/N?” You scan the prize wall, landing on a small, silver wolf necklace. The attendant grabs the necklace and hands it to you.
Y/N: “Do you mind helping me put it on?” You ask Paul.
You turn your back to Paul and move your hair out of the way while he secures the chain. You turn back around to face him, showing off the small wolf charm.
Y/N: “How does it look?!”
Paul: “Perfect.” He mutters. You blush, as Paul admires you.
Y/N: “Uhh, maybe we should keep going. Lots of prizes to win.” You nervously suggest. Paul softly grabs your hand as you both turn to walk away. You look up at his gorgeous smile.
Paul: “Don’t want to get lost.” He smiles. You lace your fingers in between his, taking in the warmth from his hands as the night becomes more chilly.
Hours go by, and you both decide it’s time to head back to the agreed upon meeting spot with the rest of the pack.
Bella: “You ready Y/N?” Bella asks as you approach the table.
Y/N: “I wish tonight would never end, honestly…”
You all start walking back to your cars.
Paul: “Y/N, I had a lot of fun with you tonight. And…I…ummm….”
Paul struggles to find the words. You smile at his nervousness, and boost yourself up closer to his height on your tip toes and place a kiss on his lips, catching him off guard in his word jumbled mess.
Y/N: “I like you too Paul. A lot.” You both smile and blush, but don’t bother to hide it this time. “Well, goodnight, Paul.” You turn toward the passenger side of Bella’s truck.
You feel a gentle tug on your arm as Paul pulls you back over to him. He lifts you up and brings his lips to yours in another embrace while your tongues dance along each others. Everything around you stops and it feels like you two are the only ones in the world. A moment goes by when you finally part from one another, and he sets you down.
Paul: “Goodnight…Y/N.” Paul walks to his car and you to Bella’s.
Bella: “So, how are you liking Forks, Y/N?” Bella teases.
Y/N: “I think I’m in love.”
Honestly Lucifer had it figured out. Like,
Lucifer: I’m the devil
Chloe: Fine, keep your secrets
Linda: Ah, a metaphor to help cope with trauma
Ella: He’s an out of work method actor!
Edward: I’m :D most certainly :) :) a completely regular ;) human :DDD
Bella, within like less than 100 pages or something:
That dull aching pain in my chest when Charlie goes “Bella, come on. I-I just got you back”, and she’s hitting him with the “Yeah, and you know if I don’t get out now, I’ll just be stuck here like mom.” Still hits me every freakin time
I’ve never felt as much rage in reading a book til I read twilight:eclipse
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Reading through Midnight Sun and getting to hear what Edward really thinks unfiltered about Mike Newton- The human variable competion to his Bella, really makes you wonder the type of conflict he REALLY feels towards Jacob in the later series. Her “natural” soulmate. Who she would have ended up with in a world without vampires. It’s plain as day that’s the trajectory her life would have taken and her human side is compelled to that for as long as she is human. It only fully dies when she’s changed. (Let’s ignore sm reasoning behind this, ok.)
So, you have to wonder the complexity of that emotion. The jealously, sadness, understanding, pain. It’s a shame we never got a deep look into that depth of feeling because YOU KNOW considering how forward and deep thinking Edward is with all things related to Bella it’s something he’s contended with as far as he could.