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  • turd-burglar69
    20.01.2022 - 11 hours ago

    TUA FANFIC READERS HELP theres this one fic i cant remember the name of but in it five gets put into foster care away from the academy and hes like best friends with some of the kids in his group home and there's a scene where everyones waiting to use the bathroom and Five teleports in to save someone from offing themselves??? ITS REALLY GOOD AND I REMEMBER THE DESCRIPTION BEING LIKE FIVE KILLS HIS FOSTER DAD AND THE WHOLE FIC WAS BUILDING UP TO THAT. DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NAME OF IT

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  • ao3feed-benhargreeves
    19.01.2022 - 18 hours ago
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  • totally-not-a-fae
    19.01.2022 - 20 hours ago

    Luther: Hey, do you wanna have dinner next Friday?

    Y/n: No, I'm full.

    Luther: Next Friday?

    Y/n: Yeah, I'm gonna be full that day.

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  • acevampyre
    19.01.2022 - 20 hours ago

    the thing about klaus is he's so driven by survival but also so clearly... not interested? in living? which is an obvious contradiction but that's what he's like, he's a walking enigma, and it doesn't make complete sense but what about him does? and when writing and characterising him it can get hard trying to balance all his different sides because he just doesn't make sense even in his own head

    in life or death situations he wants to survive, he wants to take the coward's way out, he wants to Not Die because survival is written into his fucking dna, but this is also the same person who was a homeless addict for over a decade. and despite how he presents he's not actually an idiot. he's incredibly perceptive (seeing too much is literally his whole thing) and way smarter than anyone gives him credit for so there's no way in hell he didn't know what he was doing was dangerous. especially not with ben presumably badgering him about it every chance he got, which was all the time

    his unique position with mortality probably has something to do with it because death won't actually mean all that much if you've been surrounded by it from the second you were born in an extremely literal way. he misdirects people's attention away from his actual issues by being loud and colourful and blasting out the message in neon, rainbow-coloured font that there couldn't possibly be anything interesting beneath the surface so no one bothers to look closer, but that absolutely does not translate to him actually being shallow

    as number four of seven (the middleman, the middle child, the medium) he's always playing both sides of everything, he's literally the doorway of the greatest divide there is, and it just makes him incredibly contrarian and difficult to understand at times because he's fundamentally incomprehensible and uncontrollable

    #i'm sure anyone who's tried to write him will agree with me that he can be So Difficult #he just starts having clairvoyant dreams about future events that i; the author; have not planned yet #klaus hargreeves #the umbrella academy #ben hargreeves#tv: tua#briony babbles
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  • totally-not-a-fae
    19.01.2022 - 21 hours ago

    Diego to his younger self: Diego, I want to give you some advice.

    Child Diego: ....Right okay.

    Diego: if a door ever says 'push' you pull, it's not directions, it's a challenge

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  • daytiana
    19.01.2022 - 1 day ago

    Please I really need Ben and Klaus do some puberty exploration together.

    Guess how proud he will be to show off his little bread, armpit, and little Klaus to Ben.

    Klaus is not straight but what about Ben? He is a ghost but he can still watch porn!

    Also I believe Klaus will be a young man with teenage passion for some sexual exploration, right? Like how it feels to touch some certain parts?

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  • daytiana
    19.01.2022 - 1 day ago

    Ben: Can you please try putting on some porn including reproductive organs more than dicks next time?

    Klaus: W-W-W-What? A little privacy, man, I am having my laptop on my thigh!

    Ben: You maybe a hundred precent into guys but I think I have a lot exploration to go.

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  • neglected-middle-child
    19.01.2022 - 1 day ago

    Someone once pointed out how if Ben was alive, that he and Klaus would not be close at all. And you know what? It is true. So sad yet true. In my opinion the best duo of TUA (apart from Five and Dolores, of course) is Ben and Klaus. I just find their banter extremely funny, but if you think about it, they only are as close to each other because Klaus is the only person who can see Ben. They got close through the years and that’s the only reason they know each other so well. Just thinking of a timeline in which he lives and is not close to Klaus is strange. Klaus would be less himself because a lot of his choices must have been influenced by Ben. And Ben wouldn’t be as wittty and sarcastic as he is because he probably learned most of it being a ghost next to Klaus. I don’t know if I’m glad that he is dead because then they are close, or sad that he is dead because we don’t see as much of him as we wished we did.

    #tua ben#umbrella acedmy#ben hargreeves#klaus hargreeves#tua klaus#five hargreeves#tua five#tua#tua dolores #what the hell #dolores is not a tag?!?! #how is she not a tag? #Please 😔✋ #she is far too iconic
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  • beaconbitch14
    19.01.2022 - 1 day ago

    The Haargreeves × The Madrigals

    Vanya = Mirabel (the outsider, no powers, key to disaster)

    Allison = Isabela (seemingly perfect, but doesn't feel happy with her life)

    Klaus = Bruno (powers are more of a curse, isolated from his family)

    Luther = Luisa (strong one, feels responsible for everything, struggles with not being needed)

    Ben = Pepa (can't always control his powers, overwhelmed by them)

    Diego = Camilo (hothead, likes to tease his siblings)

    Five = Dolores ;¬) (knows more than the others, doesn't tell them)

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  • yurtletheturtlehenderson
    19.01.2022 - 1 day ago

    Nobody panic but I think No Feet's double update is closer than we realized...

    #👻 nf #ben hargreeves x reader #I AM READY FOR THESE TWOO 💞 #yurtle rambles
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  • httpshargreeves
    18.01.2022 - 1 day ago

    umbrella academy ben and sparrow academy ben in a nutshell

    #alice speaks#tua#umbrella academy #the umbrella academy #ben hargreeves#hargreeves #tua season 3 #umbrella academy season 3 #sparrow academy #sparrow academy ben
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  • httpshargreeves
    18.01.2022 - 2 days ago

    Y/n: If you had to choose between Ben and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose? Klaus: That depends, how much money are we taking about? Ben: Klaus! Y/n: 63 cents. Klaus: I'll take the money. Ben: KLAUS!

    #shall we pretend ben is not dead rn #incorrect quotes#klaus hargreeves#ben hargreeves#yn#tua#umbrella academy #the umbrella academy #tua x reader #umbrella academy x reader #prompts#x reader#reader insert #tua incorrect quotes
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  • mads-8
    18.01.2022 - 2 days ago

    Ben and Klaus: *staring out the window*

    Five: What are you looking at?

    Klaus: The wifi's down so we're watching a couple break up across the street.

    Five: We?

    Ben: It's just like TCL :D

    #the umbrella academy #tua fandom #tua incorrect quotes #five hargreeves#klaus hargreeves#ben hargreeves#tua memes
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  • homoamphibians
    18.01.2022 - 2 days ago

    Child of Destiny: Jill had always found that she was a prisoner of her own device. It had to be of her own device, otherwise she would have gotten the stairway lying on the whispering wind that would lead her to where she could knock on Heaven's door like the prophet had instructed. But after meeting a particular ghost, she finds out that maybe Heaven truly can be a place on earth.

    She missed the feeling of dirt underneath her toes, the way that the wind caressed her hair, the taste of fresh fruit she had grown herself in the sunlight that the Prophet had bestowed upon her garden.

    Nothing was real anymore.

    This world had changed so much.

    Not the mansion, it would never change.

    Most of the Prophet's followers had passed on, but they stayed there, continuing their daily tasks like in life.

    She knew she should have stayed there.

    But the dirt called to her, taunting her.

    It reminded her of the last time anyone had seen the Prophet.

    He had disappeared that day, never returning.

    Rumors suggested that his vision quest had led him to Vietnam to bring light and truth to the poor souls there.

    But then the war had ended and he had not returned.

    Destiny's Children knew he was not dead, the Prophet would live eternally until the year two thousand and nineteen in which the world would end.

    They were all aware of it.

    They had made their peace, but they still wanted to find their Prophet, which led them into exploring the world.

    Most of them had died in that process, their bodies were buried at the mansion, they watched as their corpses were pushed into the dirt that they could never touch again.

    Jill was blessed that her body was buried in Prophet blessed dirt next to her garden.

    Yet she was cursed, because she was still there without being alive.

    A limbo.

    Living was easy, with eyes closed in bliss.

    But existing after death was harder.

    It was getting hard to be someone.

    So she had left, leaving the mansion that her body would never leave.

    At least her physical form was forever tied to the earth.

    It meant that her betrayal of the Prophet was lessened.

    But, he would have been proud of her continuing to seek him, continuing to wander the earth.

    Everyday, she recited her prayers.

    Even if the days seemed to blur together.

    It had been years since she had departed from living, but life goes on even if one is no longer living it.

    Through these years, she just watched as time brought her closer to the end of the world.

    Perhaps, that was why no stairway had been brought to her.

    Perhaps, she was meant to witness the end of times.

    Perhaps, witnessing it end was her Prophet's intention.

    So she wandered, counting down the years.

    As she wandered, she moved past the unseeing people, ones that had not had their mind opened by the Prophet, and witnessed the plants growing, wishing she could become one with nature again like her body did. Decomposing seemed such a lovely concept, perhaps that would be what was inside Heaven's door.

    A lovely pile of dirt to make dirt angels in next to the Prophet.

    The version of the Prophet she had fallen in love with, the one who had seemed so fresh with life, the one who knew her.

    Wandering was a quiet event.

    Until, she had bumped into a person.

    She had assumed she would move past the unseeing, yet they struck each other.

    Both of them falling to the ground.

    A hand caught her wrist before she fell entirely through the earth.

    The hand pulled her up.

    A smile filled her face.

    Someone could interact with her.

    One of Destiny Children's spirits?

    "Peace be with you! I didn't realize you were like me, otherwise I would have moved out of the way," she brushed a piece of her behind her ear awkwardly.

    This was not a situation she had found herself in often, or ever.

    This was an opportunity for new experiences, one that would bring light and new happiness to her existence.

    The man blinked, his hand still clutching her wrist in a gentle but authoritative way, "I didn't realize ghosts could bump into each other."

    "Spirits can interact with each other, it's the reflections of our souls after all, and where would we be if our souls could not interact with each other?" She tilted her head slightly, her smile growing wider.

    He was new to this life, that much was obvious.

    The man next to the one clutching her wrist grinned, "I like this one! I didn't know ghosts could be actually fun and polite."

    He seemed familiar.

    His eyes especially.

    She recognized those eyes, the eyes that she had spent years studying.

    She knew him.

    The Prophet?


    Younger than the Prophet, perhaps the new incarnation of the Prophet.

    "Shut up Klaus," the man holding her wrist groaned, "I'm sorry for bumping into you. I did not realize this would happen. Are you okay?"


    Klaus Hargreeves?

    The Prophet.

    A version of the Prophet.

    She had finally found him.

    Her smile grew wider, "I've never been better. Are you both spirits then?"

    "Nah, I'm too cool to be a ghost. I just see them," Prophet shrugged.

    She nodded, "You have the gift of sight then."

    "One could say that," he smirked.

    The other man sighed, "Don't encourage him. What's your name?"

    "Jill. My name is Jill," she answered, her voice a bit breathless.

    Her soul felt as if it were lifting.

    It was going to be okay, she had found the Prophet, or a version of the Prophet.

    Oh my God, we're back again.

    Brothers and sisters, everybody sing.

    She had been reunited with the Prophet.

    The other man offered her a small smile, "I'm Ben, that's Klaus."

    "Ben is a lovely name," she glanced down at him holding her wrist.

    He removed his hand from her wrist, placing it instead on the back of his neck, "I'm sorry, I didn't even realize."

    "Do not apologize, I've missed being held," she laughed slightly.

    Klaus tutted, "Poor ghostie, all touch starved."

    "Do...do you wanna come with us? Unless you uh have something else to do," Ben bit his lip.

    She nodded, "I would be blessed with the honor of accompanying you both."

    "Great!" Ben instantly relaxed, his smile mimicking the Prophet's mannerisms from the last time she had seen him.


    The smile was returning to the faces.

    It seemed like years since it was here, but it was alright.

    It was better than alright.

    Klaus sighed, "I suppose we can fit another ghost, especially one so nice. I won't hesitate to replace you Ben with Jill though, so be on your best behavior."

    "Don't mind Klaus, he's a total asshole," Ben smirked.

    The Prophet flipped him off.

    She didn't know how to feel about that, but the Prophet seemed to be comfortable around Ben.

    She shook her head, "I think you both are lovely."

    "See? So much nicer. I wish I found you sooner Jill," Klaus started walking, gesturing for her to walk directly besides him.

    She took up that position instantly, "And I you."

    Ben just groaned.

    "Well since you're being so nice, you get to decide where we're going. New alleyway or old alleyway? What are we feeling?" Klaus winked at her.

    A test.

    From the Prophet.

    To see if she had been following his teachings.

    She answered carefully, "I believe you should not chase waterfalls, but instead stick to the rivers and lakes that you're used to."

    "Profound!" Klaus clapped, laughing.

    Ben rolled his eyes, laughing as he moved up next to her, "We're keeping you."

    "Oh absolutely!" Klaus nodded.

    They would be going down to the strawberry fields forever, and she had finally found some meaning in her existence.

    #mostly song references lmao #ongoing fic #tua season 2 #the umbrella academy #tua#cult#klaus hargreeves#ben hargreeves#ghosts #ghost main character #ghost oc #cross posted on ao3 #the umbrella academy fanfic #tua fanfic#fanfic#fanfiction#homoamphibians#amphibifics
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  • mads-8
    18.01.2022 - 2 days ago

    Allison: Can we please stay in your room?

    Five: Why?

    Luther: Diego played with an ouija board and cursed ours.

    Vanya: And Klaus doesn't know how to banish spirits, so he just throws salt at them and yells, "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU BITCH?"

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  • yourfavisgoingtoundertale
    18.01.2022 - 2 days ago

    Ben and Klaus Hargreeves from umbrella show are going to Undertale! I'm not making these transparent I'm only doing that with characters I would bite and maim and kill for

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  • aye-of-newt
    17.01.2022 - 3 days ago

    Klaus: It’s the perfect plan!

    Ben: This a stupid fucking plan.

    #and that’s their whole relationship #ben says this as he goes along with the plan #someone has to make sure Klaus doesn’t get killed or maimed #tua#klaus hargreeves#ben hargreeves
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  • neglected-middle-child
    17.01.2022 - 3 days ago

    I was just having this thought while showering. If you imagine that Ben never sacrificed himself for Vanya and that the Umbrella siblings didn’t fuck up the timeline, do you guys think that Klaus would have tried to conjure Jill’s soul for Ben? Like it would be hella confusing for the poor woman, but like do you think Ben and Jill could have a ghostly relationship?

    There are far too many loopholes in this thought, such as what would have to happen for Vanya to not get caught by the FBI, then tortured, then cause her powers to go rampant and then have Ben help her out of it or how with all the chaos they caused on 60-63, would they have managed to come out with an unscathed timeline? Anyway, the idea of Klaus conjuring Jill just for Ben makes me happy so I won’t over think it.

    (Also, can you imagine the excuse that Klaus would give her when she asks if he is the prophet from 63 that just fled one day?)

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  • httpshargreeves
    17.01.2022 - 3 days ago

    Klaus: There was a motor close to where I am right now.

    Y/n: A motor- a motorcycle?

    Ben: He means a murder



    Klaus: Y/n: Diego: Well that escalated quickly

    #incorrect quotes#klaus hargreeves#yn#ben hargreeves#diego hargreeves#hargreeves#tua#umbrella academy #the umbrella academy #tua x reader #umbrella academy x reader #prompts #tua incorrect quote
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  • imaconstantmess
    17.01.2022 - 3 days ago

    Ok, I tried to take the viral quiz but the servers are down so I did another one, and it’s based off of how people perceive the characters on a scale between 2 words (ie: sarcastic, genuine) for a bunch of questions. You answer these questions and get matches but like, it’s so strange how they’re all nearly my fave characters?? I feel like it explains why they’re my fave 😂 from a few fandoms, I got sokka, Rosa Diaz, buffy, ambrose spell man, David Rossi, Elsa, katniss everdeen, Gandalf, lucifer, elizabeth Turner, elizabeth bennet, Robin Hood, mercutio, Sherlock Holmes, Dean Winchester, Alice Cullen, storm and Ben Hargreaves.

    It’s such a random assortment of characters but I sort of get why they’re connected? They all have some traits that they share and I would’ve never thought it.

    It’s freaking me out because the perception I assumed people would have of me may be completely fake and of my own design instead of the reality

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