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  • atomicwrongs
    20.09.2021 - 33 minutes ago

    Meemo Monday

    (ID: A photo of a black cat being petted on his head. He is looking up cluelessly with big yellow eyes. End ID.)

    #thoughts.txt #cats #he will bite your knee!
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  • danco110
    20.09.2021 - 36 minutes ago

    “Now rise again, brave knight,” the eldest witch chanted, “and serve the realm once more!”

    The armored elf rose, outstretched his arms to the group of witches, and began to groan loudly. The two youngest of their number retreated in fear, but the eldest simply rolled her eyes and approached the zombie.

    “Quiet, you fool!” she snapped, as she delivered a backhanded slap to the knight’s face. “I taught you how to brew potions, Lerrett. Don’t test me!”

    “Y-yes, ma’am,” stuttered the revived elf, who was not in fact undead. “How did you know it was in jest?”

    “I created and cast the spell.” the witch deadpanned.

    “…Oh, right.”

    #magic the gathering #mtg#eldraine#story bites
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  • valentinesgoddes
    20.09.2021 - 45 minutes ago

    SHINKAMI: UA HEADCANNONS

    HOW PEOPLE FOUND OUT THEY WERE DATING:

    they never announce they’re dating

    and its not like they dont want to tell, they just don’t see why they should make an anouncement about their relationship

    after that date at denki´s place, they just start acting like a couple

    the bakusquad knows

    not because they told them

    they hate it bc kaminari is clingy and shinsou lives for it

    so when they go back to ua, no one really knows theyre dating

    they dont hide it tho

    like denki kisses shinsous cheek on every single oportunity he has and shinsous arm is always on the blonds shoulders

    and still everyone is surprised when after a training sesion where shinsou was fucking amazing, denki kissed him 

    and the dekusquad minus todoroki bc he knows all the bakusquad gossip bc of sero gasps

    and aizawa really wonders how all of them are going to be future heroes

    “we´ve been dating since the summer break?”

    because it took them all MONTHS

    literal MONTHS to notice

    and the reasonable explanation would be that all of them where worried about their studies and own lifes to notice that two of their classmates are dating but the reason is that they are all dumb af

    “we just thought you were really good friends” “you are suppoused to be the smart one, iida, we were anything but discrete” 

    “no way you are gay” needless to say mineta got zapped and taped to the ceilling for the third time that week

    “even todoroki noticed” “you knew?” “*shrugs*“

    “wait does this mean you two are also dating” “midoriya ive talked to you about hanta, we’ve been dating for months, we went on vacations together this summer” “oh”

    they are all just fucking dumbasses

    “is anyone else dating?” “kyoka and i are also dating” “*le gasp*”

    “todoroki you have the dummest friends, and that’s coming from me”

    denki is absolutely right

    the dekusquad is so oblivious of everything

    deku might analize everything 

    but he will never get the hint if someone was filtring with him 

    NEVER

    LITTLE THINGS:

    denki loves shinsous presence even if they’re not talking or anything

    he likes it when hitoshi is just

    there

    so whenever someone is looking for shinsou they look in denki’s room

    he’s always there

    aizawa pretends not to notice he loves that his son is finally getting some sleep

    denki bites people

    it isn’t even sexual or anything

    he just bites people

    its his way of saying love you

    the first time he bit shinsou he wasn’t even confused

    he had seen denki biting mina and sero

    the only reason he didn’t do it with kirishima was because the one time he tried to, the redheaded accidentally activated his quirk and that wasn’t pretty and he wouldn’t dare bite bakugo because he appreciated living

    they were chilling in denkis room, watching netflix 

    the rest of the bakusquad was also there

    his arm was resting on kami’s shoulders as always

    and kaminari was playing with his fingers, and then he brought them up to his mouth and bit them

    he just looked at his boyfriend who smiled at him

    hitoshi didn’t move his hand, he was actually proud, bc it was a common joke in the bakusquad 

    the bite was like being accepted into the superior ranks

    “you’ve never done that before with me” “i was worried you’d think it was weird” 

    he kissed denki’s forehead, kaminari was a sunshine most of the time, but he still doubted himself a lot

    and shinsou couldn’t fix it instantly, maybe he couldn’t even do it

    but he could help

    he got denki to talk to the counselor after he saw how stressed and worried his boyfriend was because of the exams

    and they were working on his confidence 

    he knew that his boyfriend needed help

    being called dumb and not having your worth recognized your whole life can fuck you up

    he helped him studying and also made sure he didnt pushed himself too far

    and kaminari listened to him when he was feeling insecure about his quirk and his future and conforted him with small kisses and long naps

    their relationship is healthy because they listened to each other

    they didn't tried to fix each other themselves, because relationships aren't for that

    they understood that if they were going to be a couple they had to be aware about their struggles and talk about them, and if help was needed they had to look for it

    not just wait for them to go away

    they had to talk about what worried them

    especially when they were going to be heroes

    they weren’t perfect, but they worked hard for their relationship

    anyone could see why they were so great for each other

    #shinsou hitoshi#shinkami #shinsou x kaminari #shinkami headcanons#kaminari denki #my hero academia #my hero academia headcanons #bnha#bnha headcanons#bakusquad#dekusquad #denki kaminari bites people #idk what you think #he bites people #valntynes mondays#mha #boku no hero academia #denki kaminari
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  • hallowedwrath
    20.09.2021 - 1 hour ago
    like this for a (probably short) starter from sam!! i’m gonna try to do some later this evening.
    and if you want a specific verse…… just say the word and we can make that happen!!!
    #come on sam doesn’t bite. unless you want her to. or she feels threatened #forgive the formatting bc im on mobile (don’t ask)
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  • milfdoctoroctopus
    20.09.2021 - 1 hour ago

    ok im going to try to make this phone call for the 3rd time today,,,

    #killing and biting i hate phone calls #incomprehensible gibbering
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  • baumlawfirm
    20.09.2021 - 2 hours ago

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  • heretherebedork
    20.09.2021 - 2 hours ago

    Extended eye contact, food, photos and art talk. That's it, that's the show, that's the pairing, I love them so much.

    #bite me #bite me bl #bite me the series #thaibl#thai bl #asian lgbtq drama gif #asianlgbtqdrama gif #asian lgbtq dramas #asianlgbtqdramas #asian bl drama #bl drama#bl series#bl gifs#thaibl gifs #thai bl gifs #thai bl gif #thaibl gif#boys love#premvich#vichprem #prem x vich #vich x prem #i love them so much #do y'all see these darlings? #please let them stay soft and adorable #i want them to be the pitchbank to aueaek's sunsky #i think we can have that #right? #i mean
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  • heretherebedork
    20.09.2021 - 2 hours ago

    Aue looks at Aek like he hung the moon and stars in the sky just for him, with this affection and surprise and softness in his eyes that just shines out without reservation.

    #aueaek #bite me bl #bite me the series #thaibl#thai bl #asian lgbtq dramas #asianlgbtqdramas #asian bl drama #bl drama#bl series #ugh these boys are destroying me #aue x aek #they're literally so cute #and the looks are so good #extended eye contact and food #and suits#that's it #that's the show
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  • heretherebedork
    20.09.2021 - 2 hours ago

    Prem taking Vich to see his inspiration is just... they're so darling, okay? My pretentious art babies and their inspirations and their growing affections and the way they smile at the same time at her despite not looking at each other... And then Prem looking at the camera only to sneak a glance up at Vich? Please. Yes, do that again.

    Prem watching Vich enjoying the desserts is just, again, that amazing use of soft and affectionate eye contact and gentle words that Bite Me is so good at with everyone.

    And then TEASING and the PHOTO and the promise to be his number one customer... Yes, I love them, what of it?

    #bite me bl #bite me the series #thaibl#thai bl#vichprem #vich x prem #bl drama#bl series #asian lgbtq dramas #asianlgbtqdramas #asian bl drama #i love them so much okay #i love tiny boys and their pastry making and the way they look at each other so sweetly
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  • heretherebedork
    20.09.2021 - 3 hours ago

    The way Aue looks at Aek getting fitted for a suit it one of the most beautiful gazes I've ever seen. Full of love and affection and softness and an eye for beauty and the future.

    #bite me bl #bite me the series #thaibl#thai bl#bl drama#bl series #aue x aek #aueaek #asian lgbtq dramas #asianlgbtqdramas #i love them so much #more suit fittings please #did you see his eyes? #ugh yes please
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  • panncakes
    20.09.2021 - 3 hours ago
    Aue/Aek + cooking together
    #bite me the series #bite me#mine*#aueaek#bitemeedit #i love the moments of them just hanging out together vibing #it feels really genuine
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  • dissociyboi
    20.09.2021 - 3 hours ago

    I would like to stop feeling like I’m infested with bugs please

    #delusional parasitosis #is that what it's called? #its fucking awful #formication#actuallypsychotic#pseriouslypsychosis#actuallydelusional#pseriouslyparanoid#actuallyparanoid#hallucinations#tactile hallucinations#actuallyocd#contamination ocd #a bunch of bug bites showed up on us probably from doing rolls in the grass in shorts #and now at least one part is convinced our bed and skin are infested with invisible bugs #and keeps convincing other parts #no matter how much we clean or our friend is completely unaffected #I know this isn't a new hallucination but jfslkdjfslfj I can't sleep like this
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  • wintercat666
    20.09.2021 - 4 hours ago

    Lelaina and Troy

    Reality Bites (1994)

    #Reality Bites (1994) #Lelaina and Troy #Reality Bites#1994#Winona Ryder#Ethan Hawke #Winona Ryder and Ethan Hawke #movie#screencaps#movie screencaps
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  • wintercat666
    20.09.2021 - 4 hours ago

    Winona Ryder as Lelaina

    (2)

    Reality Bites (1994)

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  • dipkisses
    20.09.2021 - 5 hours ago

    teddie isn't even 3 yet and im still so afraid for when he's gonna die like i fucked up dude i love this thing that will die before me with my whole heart how am i gonna deal

    #kivpost #animal death tw #only hypothetically #if you reblog this i'll bite you like a rabid dog
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  • wintercat666
    20.09.2021 - 5 hours ago

    Winona Ryder as Lelaina

    (1)

    Reality Bites (1994)

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  • everlastinglifeworld
    20.09.2021 - 5 hours ago

    Treating anxiety, arthritis, seizures, and skin allergies in pets are some of the most common issues that cannabidiol can heal effortlessly. But amid all the CBD buzz, some pet parents are confused to select the right method of indulging their pets in Cannabidiol. So, here's a briefing upon different products that you can select from to take your pet to healthier times.

    #Hemp Steak Bite Pet Treats
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  • latedawnsxearlysunsets
    20.09.2021 - 6 hours ago

    i wish people liked my art but in order for that to happen i need to draw better LMAO RIP

    #my art style has gotten so much better tho #at least to me idk #as long as i like it thats all that matters tbh #drac bites
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  • phenyanmenon
    20.09.2021 - 6 hours ago

    The many outfits of Momo Mazoku.

    #I love my girl <3 #this took so fucking long but I'm SO happy with the results #she's so fun to draw and design outfits for #And before anyone gets on my ass her kimono is tied like that on purpose #she lives in a purgatory so why would they wear it like a living person would #momo#Ghost bite#My art#My ocs#ref sheet#character design
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