#bite me Tumblr posts

  • shachiruka
    18.06.2021 - 14 minutes ago

    why oh why can't mosquitoes bite you without it itching everywhere??? take my blood i don't really care but please leave your saliva out of my system 😭

    #i got about 20 mosquito bites in the past 2 days and i feel like i'm already scratching off all of my skin #the anti-mosquito bite salve i put on didn't even work this time it's just constant itchy hell #i've tried tea tree oil and other ethereal oils but nothing helped #also i am very much a live and let live person. i'll just throw out moths and spiders and usually i don't even kill mosquitoes #but if i find the little fucker that stung me beneath my toes it's on sight #summer could be so beautiful if not for shitty mosquitoes 😭 #also i never even used the phrase 'bite my ass' in my life so why did one of those fuckers do it anyway #:(#rukarambles
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  • acornkisses
    18.06.2021 - 39 minutes ago

    I bought a trial size of bar shampoo!

    It smells so nice 😍 I can't wait to try it out. This could be a total game changer for travel, especially if you're going hand luggage only. No more liquid restrictions!

    #i can have it all #and i will have it #smells like coco butter #bite? #me#personal#girl#life#no plastic#eco friendly#no waste #dont know if i need conditioner #holiday#hair#hair care#shampoo#bar shampoo#eco
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  • petite-pixie-princess
    18.06.2021 - 1 hour ago
    #anon#bite me #im out of your league #thats all you need to know🤷🏻‍♀️ #im also engaged #not that its your business
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  • foxtrot-six
    18.06.2021 - 2 hours ago

    I think it's very funny that over the past weeks (months?) Neht has been all "oh no what if I have another Halo introject, what if Mr Chef himself is in my head, etc" and then I front and he's like "oh right, Soren is also Like That, it's just him" and then like. a day later he's all "oh no what if I have a new alter that's John Halo" rinse and repeat

    #sorry I'm talking so much tonight but I really think this is the funniest fucking thing #like bro.. that's just me I'm the guy you're looking for #it just hit me though that if somehow he's right this post is gonna bite me in the ass #soren post
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  • swan2swan
    18.06.2021 - 3 hours ago

    okay but what was that star wars garbage what the heck was that movie why did that trilogy devolve into That

    #GOTTA GET IT OFF MY CHEST SORRY #and no it didn't Just #Happen with the last movie #it was going on before and that's when it started #bite me
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  • cloudyyangel
    18.06.2021 - 4 hours ago
    #📫 mail’s here! #puppy anon #sleepy puppy anon hahaha. sweet dreams 💕💞 #this is seriously adorable Aw #I’m not gonna make this reply too long since you’re sleeping and can reread the other message in the morning ehehehe #I’m glad I’m encouraging but don’t push yourself okay? do whatever makes you feel nice and good #“something something bite” that’s made me giggle ehehehe #I’m gonna ramble a bit but a lot of people tell me I bring things out of them. like just different emotions or feelings or like..traits? #and normally I’m very touched by it. that people feel comfortable enough to like..be exposed. if that makes sense. #but sometimes I worry that people might push themselves too much. or draw away from me. hmm. yup. so. #anyways anyways I need to go to sleep too ahahahaaa
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  • lets-jam
    18.06.2021 - 5 hours ago

    im also remembering that my sister got ‘teeth’ on her ipod which meant i got it on my ipod...

    #og #and there was ms me listening to the line 'take a bite of my bad girl meat' #i had ZERO clue what was going on in that song skjndskcvndlkfv
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  • trashcora
    18.06.2021 - 5 hours ago

    I’m very drawn to his canines.... I want them to sink into my neckkkkk PLZ

    #help I’m rentering a vampire phase #bite me I beg #c.txt
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  • cannedsoupsucks
    18.06.2021 - 6 hours ago
    #pedro pascal#yummy #he can bite my book anytime #I want to hear a story #come read to me
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  • avenging-fandoms
    18.06.2021 - 6 hours ago


    #pedro pascal#the mandalorian#din djarin#agent whiskey #kingsman the golden circle #BYE HES SO HOT #BITE ME PLEASE #WHY SRE HIS CANINES SO SHARP #HED SO LEAVE A MARK #BRB WRITING A SMJT
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  • h-isforhittingpostlimit
    18.06.2021 - 6 hours ago

    man sunny left and i got it in my head to make my goodbye post but rmbr'd it hasn't hit 11pm cst yet (aka when post limit jail releases me)

    #their power... #Good GOD these big bites r killing me
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  • dontthink-babydoll
    18.06.2021 - 6 hours ago

    Really want to start posting lewds but I’m shy 🥺

    #also anxious about whether or not it could come back to bite me somehow #would anyone wanna see them anyway? #joking but also not 👉🏾👈🏾 #jaybird chirps#nsft
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  • logarithmicpanda
    18.06.2021 - 7 hours ago


    #im always a bit dispirited when i post an ask game ans i get absolutely no anons :( #like i dont bite #i promise im as scared as you as you are of me #im literally intimidated by everyone but somehow people frequently tell me im intimidating #like why? #im a nerd who ramble about books and my cat lol #tbd
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  • evilwizardguy
    18.06.2021 - 8 hours ago

    in other news today i finally beat the extended family quest in stardew valley

    #stardew valley #1.5 spoilers #catching all the legendaries in 3 days is stressful but i did it #also theres a mosquito in my room and she keep trying to bite me
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  • sierrascribbles
    17.06.2021 - 10 hours ago

    honestly tho like why do they get SO mad ?:!:?? it’s not that serious 😭

    #sierra speaks #sometimes i wanna bite satan’s hand off how do u even get hearts w him #obey me#video
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  • bxttenbound
    17.06.2021 - 11 hours ago

    I’m going to stick on discord for rn

    #Out for a Bite // OOC #Screams from the Abyss // MT #;; dm me if you wanna chat
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  • dadbodosamu
    17.06.2021 - 12 hours ago

    keep thinking about how big ushijima is,,, i want him to smother me with his tits

    #big dumb wakatoshi who doesn’t understand why you keep shoving your face in his chest #and leaving a bunch of hickeys all over his tiddies #a couple of bite marks #enough to have him blushing when the guys point it out in the locker room #wakatoshi let me suck your tiddies #ushiwaka thoughts#hq#haikyuu#ushijima wakatoshi
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  • hehimpussy
    17.06.2021 - 13 hours ago
    #wishlist #i want to wear something like this and let my husband bite me and tell me im soft 🥰 #my nipples would show through this so bad ah #nsft
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  • shatteredatthealtar
    17.06.2021 - 13 hours ago
    #ewwa #asked and answered #its true uve broken me down to my bare essentials. all i do is sleep eat bite and meow
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  • damnshems
    17.06.2021 - 13 hours ago

    Muse List

    Below is a list of my muses that I am currently active on!

    @damnshems - Darcia, Princess of the Cult of Secrets and Priestess to both Dirthamen and Falon'Din. The light of @dirthara-an's life, usually.

    @thyfairshadow - Banal'Ras, One of the eldest of the Forgotten Ones, Elven Goddess of Darkness. Also home to Lailani, special advisor to the Goddess of Darkness and troublemaker.

    @isalathe - Dahlia, Desire Demon. Currently moonlighting in disguise as the Inquisition's leading demon expert.

    @cleverjune - June, Elven Master of Crafts, God of Crafts and Building. Beloved husband of @hathalen-sylaise. Also home to June's First, a very, very tired soul.

    #;self promo#;muse list#thyfairshadow#isalathe#cleverjune #please feel free to hit me up at any of these blogs if the characters interest you! #I don't bite uwu
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