Random thought it was so cool to be able to turn into a laser and shot off into space or wherever. Random closed his eyes and used all his concentration to turn himself into a laser but nothing happened. After a few more attempts Random gave up.
Just then Random heard a voice in his head say, “Don’t go check on the lasagna.” That was really weird since Random wasn’t cooking anything at the moment, let alone lasagna. But now that he heard the voice say that Random looked around half expecting to see lasagna. Of course he didn’t, but he did see a knife and fork walking towards him with death in their eyes. Random didn’t want to hang around to see if the knife and fork intended him any harm so he threw down some logs in get in their way and ran in the opposite direction.
This was all fine and dandy until Random fell into a large hidden pit dug into the ground by the knife and fork. Random looked up to see the knife and fork smiling down at their dinner.
Es viejo ya pero no le quita lo bueno xd
Random freaked as the flames consumed the cotton candy. He was covered in burning cotton candy and there was no where he could go. Then just as fast as the flames started, they burned all the cotton candy and went out. Random stood there covered in sticky charred cotton candy. He was glad to be alive so didn’t much care about not really being able to move. Then an army of ants came along and picked him up. They carried him over to the giant sink and were about to throw him in but instead covered him in straw and rolled him down a long narrow dirt road.
Random bounced all over the place as he rolled down the hill. He bounced up high and as he came down a Stapler tried to staple him to the ground, but he was going too fast.
I had a dream last night that someone re-made Dragon Ball Z, but the only thing that was changed, was that all the aliens skin colours were changed to green….. including Goku, Vegeta and basically everyone else, just like Piccolo. It was very bizarre…..
Tim Brooke-Taylor - The Goodies
The covid-19 pandemic has affected everyone throughout the world in some way or another, within a matter of months a virus nobody had heard of at the start of 2020 has now changed how we live our daily lives. With this has come countless conspiracy theories surrounding the origins and true nature of this virus. While many are accepting what many media sources tell us, for others, they feel something is being hidden to cover up something greater. In this series I will show you four such individuals who put their safety at risk to find out the truth, and how all four people are connected without intending to be.
Part 1 focuses on a man named Li Zehua who traveled to Wuhan, China in order to find out information about a missing journalist who was heavily covering the covid-19 pandemic and questioning if the government was keeping information from the public. While Li, was busy digging up leads and as well showing the world what it was like there… he vanished. This is the story of Li Zehua.
The bee eating creature took its time moving towards Random and the sleeping bees. It took a few steps then looked down and smelled the ground, then look behind it, then up at the sky for a moment before continuing on. Random hated having so much time to dwell on the certain dome in front of him. He tried to pull himself free again but that only made Random sink even further into the cotton candy mound.
That gave Random an idea. He knew it was a bad idea, but maybe it was better than what was in front of him. Random moved back and forward as fast and hard as he could. The result was what he expected and wanted. Within a few moments Random was sucked down into the cotton candy mound to the point where you couldn’t see him anymore. He hoped the bee eating creature wouldn’t see him anymore and simple pass by.
Luckily, that’s exactly what happened. Unfortunately for Random when it did a giant teaspoon of salt mixed in a lake nearby and because of that someone’s ears popped. That shouldn’t be a big deal but because of all that the cotton candy caught on fire and Random found himself engulfed in flames.
Foods have broken
I demand a refund
of COVID-19 tests!
Text about Whole Foods being in pieces got cut into pieces.
from my bizarre BF
Random was mad he was most likely falling to his death. What made me even more mad was that he was so focused on something he didn’t have any control over, he possibly could have prevented this if we was paying attention to what was going on around him.
As Random fell through the sky he came to terms with what was happening and took ownership for what was going to happen. Just then he fell through a thick cloud. It seemed to slow him down a little. Then he fell through another thicker cloud and that seemed to slow him down even more. Then he plopped into a giant mound of cotton candy. He stopped moving. Random was glad he wasn’t falling to his death anymore but now he was stuck in a giant mound of cotton candy. He tried to get out but every movement he made tangled him up that much more. Then of course some giant bumblebees flew over with pollen all over their bodies and as they did enormous chunks of pollen fell all over Random. The bees then settled down in the cotton candy and fell fast asleep.
This all was bizarre and kind of cool at the same time. That is until a gigantic creepy bee eating creature started slowly crawling towards the sleeping bees. Random didn’t like this at all. He especially didn’t like that he was in the path of the bee eating creature so it would reach him before it did the bees.
my instant thought was sopor aeternus and the ensemble of shadows (i mean, just look at that name alone), but there must be something else weird enough to enter the conversation
Oh, definitely. Anna Varney’s work is positively nightmare inducing.
Melvin’s mental breakdown at Malcom and Melvin (1997), by Ralph Bakshi