Internet friends are dangerous
One minute you’re reblogging a mutual’s post and like having a nice conversation about their dog
Then the next minute you’ve already shared your address and phone number with them while wanting to fist fight in the parking lot after finding out that one of them is, in fact, a real person
Random knew he couldn’t control others no matter how hard he tried. He also knew that the only thing he could truly control were his own thoughts, even if it didn’t seem like he could the majority of the time. So Random focused on the banana in front of him and realized he didn’t want to eat it, so he left it where it was and went outside.
Once he was outside Random started to walk around. He of course avoided stepping on any alligators or venomous snakes, since stepping on either one of those could result in a bad ending to the day. Random walked through the field filled with donuts and found he only really was able to eat two of them. He figured he would be able to eat a lot more but since the big green dragon was watching him from the enormous rocking chair, he didn’t want to risk getting burned alive because he got greedy with the donuts.
Then the dragon sneezed, and it wasn’t wearing a face mask so Random turned his head and ran the other way as fast as possible. He hoped he was far enough away so he wouldn’t catch any viruses from the dragon, but he didn’t want to take any chances, so he kept on running.