- gawrshdonald23.10.2021 - 16 minutes ago
I really might include the idea of a high profile event that requires Tom and Ahriel to attend in Dumbledore’s absence because I really like the idea of Tom dressing Ahriel up in some of the height of Christian Dior.
0 - axelwolf810922.10.2021 - 48 minutes ago
This reminds me of the dress in Curse Of The Black Pearl that caused Elizabeth to faint
0 - aziraphalethewitch22.10.2021 - 1 hour ago
I Am Mother Chaos and You Cannot Stop The AU
This may be absolutely stupid but it would give me an excuse to make invader Zim animatics with songs from the Diana musical. Let me explain.
An AU in which Irkens have marriage-like relationships and I guess generally romantic relationships with each other. However, instead of short Irkens being treated as just generally lesser or defective there are more viewed as submissive (but not technically breedable) and seen as good spouse material for Irken elites (because sexism but make it aliens).
So, from here we get to the fun part. Zim, being so goddamn short, gets himself married off to some big shot Irken elite (Maybe one of the Tallest it doesn’t really matter who this man is just that they’re well known). But as we all know Zim is a little chaos man so this does not go well. This makes it so the other elites hate him but his general sassiness, panache, chaotic nature, and also the fact that he is indisputably adorable makes the people of the Empire love him. What I’m trying to say is that Zim becomes the Princess Diana of the Irken Empire.
From here we jump over to earth where Prof. Membrane is a pretty good dad (what a twist). Dib with his radio set up picks up a few Irken radio waves, transmissions, and recordings and shows them to his dad who is a little bit suspicious but will still look into it to put his son at ease. He finds that aliens do in fact exist, and with his satellite system, they are in communication range. So being the competent public figure and adult he is, Prof. Membrane reaches out with kindness to start diplomatic talks to pretty much ensure that they’re not going to murder each other. So, they end up in this kind of cold war situation because with the Membrane tech and defenses if they attack earth, earth will attack back and they’ll just wipe out each other but the Tallest really don’t want to cooperate with them and would rather just destroy the whole planet. The reason why they can’t destroy the earth is it would look really shitty to the few allies they do have if they destroy this planet that has great resources, tech, and weapons equal to theirs, and is in a position to get a good foothold in intergalactic trade. Pretty much they can’t destroy the earth it would look less like invading and more like they were scared of them, thus showing weakness.
Now we get to a little bit in the future where some Irkens are visiting earth and there’s a Membrane Labs event coming up, a convention, opening, or fundraising/charity gala (this will be important in a minute). Back to Irken affairs, Zim's shitty spouse (who is against humans having anything to do with the empire and specifically does not like the Membranes) had an affair, and articles in and outside of the Empire start getting published and they do interviews. Some of these interviews are very much slandering Zim so the spouse gets very unpopular very quickly. Zim is having none of this gets a divorce and makes plans to go to the Membrane Labs Event in a human designer outfit (this is my excuse to draw Zim in the little black dress). Zim to the event meets Dib and they become friends (this is ZaDf and/or ZaDr it just depends how you want to spin it). With the divorce starting to tidy up and being near its end Zim finds evidence for plans that the Irken elites are going to attempt to assassinate Prof. Membrane or otherwise find a way to start a war with/weaken earth. Dib and Gaz believe him but they can’t convince Prof. Membrane and so they either have to thwart the Empire's plans somehow by either exposing them to the human and Irken people or taking the empire down from the inside out.
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benevolenterrancy22.10.2021 - 8 hours agoi adore granny and her willingness to throwdown wherever and whenever, that woman has zero chill and i love her for it
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