Shigaraki: When have I ever done something irresponsible?
Spinner: Would you like me to go chronologically or in alphabetical order?
Hori rlly tried to pretend like no one knew hawks’ name as if his rabid fan base wouldn’t have literally hacked government records to find it. Inaccurate, weak, storytelling 🙄👋
Thinking about... (nsfw, fem reader w/ fem pronouns)
Sugar Daddy!Enji that meets you, a cute and broke low ranked hero that no one knows and offers you to ride his cock for a good few thousand dollars so now you’re suddenly the top 100 hero who doesn’t even do her job as a hero but be good and pretty for Endeavour
Sugar Daddy!Enji that goes absolutely feral when you scream ‘daddy’ and pounds twice as hard as he was into you that you can’t even walk without whining about your poor legs the next day
Sugar Daddy!Enji that sends you 50 thousand dollars every month and you just have to suck him off nicely and cockwarm him for another 20 thousand <33
Sugar Daddy!Enji that patiently listens to you rambling about the Louis Vuitton bag you saw your rich friends carrying and you need to have it to ‘fit in’ but you’re babbling about how his thick cock can’t fit inside your tight little pussy the next minute
Sugar Daddy!Enji that rips off your newly bought Christian Dior dress in the car when you were teasing him all night at the stupid hero gala and he has to buy it once again but if it means having your warm cunt milking him dry, he’ll do it over and over again
Sugar Daddy!Enji that expects you to be waiting on your big expensive bed he bought for you in your big expensive condominium he bought for you for his big fat cock every single night
Sugar Daddy!Enji that threatens to cut your monthly pocket money if you don’t let him make you cum once more when it’s been 3 hours since you’ve been going at it and you stopped counting when you reached your 12th orgasm
Sugar Daddy!Enji who fucks you so good in the unlocked bathroom with his kids outside just because you were looking at his hot sons a little too much to his liking
Listen...Deku's big-brother role in Eri's life is my favorite thing in the whole universe, okay
18+ Minors DNI
So, let's just jump right in, shall we?
Gang Orca
Kugo absolutely 100% has a Daddy kink.
Man is a caregiver and protecter. Very soft dom energy. He's capable of being strict or handing out punishments, but what he enjoys the most is spoiling his partner in every way he can.
Would Kugo go a bit sugar daddy at times? Yes. He doesn't buy out a whole store for you, but if you mention an item or two you've been wanting you will almost always find it gift wrapped on your bed within a few days. If you're the type that likes to work towards goals of buying yourself things, you would have to specifically tell Kugo "Please don't buy [X] for me, I'm using that to motivate me to do [Y]."
So much spoiling all the time, though. Not just things, but nice meals, lots of affection, always taking your preferences into account.
You'd practically never need to beg for anything, but if you did, all it would take is pleading eyes and a soft little "Daddy?"
He loves being called Daddy in private. It makes him feel loved and trusted.
His pet names for you would consider your preferences, but absolutely would lean toward tender. Things like "baby," "sweetheart," "love," etc.
He'd be a little flustered if you called him "Daddy" in public. Wouldn't dislike it, exactly, because he'd enjoy you blatantly saying you're together. But he also likes to keep his private life on the private side.
Though if you're at a boring event and teasingly whisper in his ear, calling him Daddy and saying you're bored? Play your cards right and you might get fucked in a broom closet.
Loves being called Daddy in bed. It's a power dynamic title for him, not an age play or incest play thing. He is on the soft dom/pleasure dom side. Wants to make his darling orgasm until they cry.
plans..... plans to write a semi angsty dfo oneshot in which this meme will come into play
-Before meeting Bakugo-
Kirishima: he can't be as masculine as they say
Bakugo: h-
Kirishima: he is perfect
Sero: there are 3 chairs and we are 5, what do we do?
mina: bring 2 more chairs
Bakugo: Kirishima sits on my lap and we kill kaminari
kirishima: bakubro no-
Bakugo: hey, shitty, you have beautiful hands
Kirishima: thank you bro!
Bakugo: do you know where they would look best? Around me-
Denki: BIBLE! TO THE REDEEMER OF THE BIBLE PRAISE BE JESUS, AMEN!
i blame villain Deku and your boyfriend peter for getting me into yanderes
Kaminari:*Visibly upset*
Sero: Kami, what's wrong? I haven't seen you like this since you found out candyland isn't an actual county.
(This is for the BNHA tickling AU I have, called BNTA. In this AU, everyone uses tickling instead of violence and most quirks have evolved to involve tickling. This means that everyone has significantly less trauma, and battles are full of fluff!)
(All of my fics are platonic unless stated otherwise.)
Lers: Izuku Midoriya, Katsuki Bakugo
Lees: Izuku Midoriya, Katsuki Bakugo
“I declare that the first teams to fight will be-” All Might blindly dug around in the boxes, eventually pulling 2 different-colored balls out. “THESE GUYS!” He crowed, holding up “D” and “A”. “Team A will be the heroes. Team D will be the villains. Everyone else can head to the monitoring room to watch.” All Might announced, posing heroically.
“Yes, sir.” The class nodded enthusiastically.
As everyone else left, Izuku felt nervous. He was supposed to battle Kacchan? He glanced over at his childhood friend and jumped when he saw Bakugo already staring at him. With a playfully evil expression and a small smile. Izuku shyly looked away, his cheeks growing warm.
“I can’t keep letting Kacchan win. I have to let him know that I’ll be the ler this time!” The green haired boy thought to himself. He clenched his fists, looked back up and gave Kacchan his best teasing glare.
Katsuki blinked a couple times, surprised as his glare softened. Then he grinned, giving Izuku a look that said “Try me”.
“Bad guys, you can go on in and get set up.” All Might said, interrupting Izuku and Bakugo’s silent sass match. “In five minutes, the good guys will be let loose and the battle will start.”
“Yes sir!” Katsuki and Midoriya’s teammates agreed. The 2 rivals paid no attention, continuing to glare at each other in matching determination. Then Bakugo and Iida headed inside to prepare.
Once the two of them were in, Katsuki was deep in thought. “Was he really just tricking me all these years?” He mused. Then he grinned maniacally and let his hands curl into claws, feeling himself fall into a ler mood. “I’m gonna wreck that damn nerd today!”
Within 10 minutes, Ochaco and Izuku wandered the gray halls quietly. Izuku thought to himself while they snuck around. “I still have basically no control over One For All. I can’t risk using it. If I did, I’d probably end up making someone laugh too hard and pass out. We’ll just have to win with Uraraka’s zero gravity and whatever I can do quirkless.” Then he gulped a bit. “But if I don’t use my quirk and Kacchan catches me…”
An image of Bakugo pinning Izuku to the floor, tickling the hell out of him flashed into his mind. Butterflies fluttered in his stomach, his heart skipped a beat and his face turned red. A wobbly smile came onto his face as he felt himself getting into a lee mood. He shook his head. “No! I can’t do this now! I have to prove to Kacchan that I can win!” He internally pep-talked himself.
Just then, the aforementioned blonde leapt out in front of them, interrupting Leezuku’s internal monologue. Izuku nearly squealed when his childhood friend sped towards him, hand outstretched to make a tickly explosion. Midoriya grabbed onto Uraraka and leapt out of the way with her in-arms, and they both tumbled to the ground. He let her go immediately afterwards. “Uraraka! You ok?”
“I’m fine! Thanks!” She exclaimed, looking over at him. “Oh, Leezuku! Your mask fell off!”
Izuku shrugged. “It’s fine!”
Bakugo waved the smoke away, a manic grin on his face. “What’s the matter, Leezuku? Too shy to stand up and fight back?”
“I knew you’d come at me first. And I figured you’d try to catch me by surprise!” Izuku barked.
Bakugo rushed towards him. “I won’t wreck you so bad they’ll have to stop the fight, just close!” He roared. Bakugo reached forward with his right hand to squeeze at Izuku’s side, but the green haired boy quickly stood and dodged it. He wrapped his arms around Bakugo, almost in a hug. Then, he lifted him up a bit so he was a few inches off the ground. Katsuki kicked, trying to get down.
“H-hey, what are you-” Then Bakugo felt fingers prodding at his ribs. He yelped at the unexpected sensation and struggled, trying to get down. “Let me dohown!” He felt a grin find its way to his face, and he tried to force it down. Bakugo internally snarled to himself when he heard himself giggling. The fluff on his own hero costume didn’t help as the faux fur tickled his ears.
Then Izuku pushed him away, Bakugo falling on his ass. “Kacchan…” Izuku shakily said, getting into a readied stance with wiggling fingers at the ready. “You always use your right hand to start a tickle fight. I know because I’ve watched you for years!”
Izuku glared at Katsuki right in the eye. “I’ve analyzed every amazing hero, even you. I wanted to learn everything I could about them. It was all in the notebook you made me read out loud to you back in middle school.” He stepped forward. “You can call me Leezuku, but I’m not the same helpless lee anymore! You hear me? I’ve changed! From now on, Leezuku is the name of a hero!”
Bakugo leapt forward, ready to strike. Izuku dodged again. Bakugo leered. “Think you can take me alone?” He taunted. Midoriya giggled and ran off down the hallway, Bakugo giving playful chase. Izuku hid for a while, around the corner in one of the countless hallways once Katsuki lost sight of him.
As the spiky blonde searched for his friend, he thought back to when he and Izuku were kids. Izuku was always following after him, always there for him, always a good playmate. And when they got older and Bakugo started using his quirk to tickle Izuku, the green haired boy hadn’t minded. However, there had been one more constant throughout their lives; Izuku had always lost tickle fights, always been the first one begging for mercy and was always the lee.
And now, Leezuku suddenly wanted to challenge him out of the blue? Bakugo sneered as he wandered the halls searching for his friend. A determined fire blazed in his red eyes. If it was a challenge Midoriya wanted, a challenge he’d get. His eyes narrowed when he spotted Izuku hiding behind a corner, looking the wrong way. As if on cue, one of his baby oil gauntlets chimed, signaling that it was full.
Izuku whipped his wide-eyed gaze over to Katsuki Bakugo. The explosion user smiled and lifted an arm. “It’s all loaded up.”
Izuku stared at the bottle-shaped gauntlet, cautious. “What does that mean?”
Bakugo ignored his question. “Why aren’t you using that fancy quirk of yours?” He chuckled. “Don’t tell me you’re underestimating me, Leezuku. Get over here and show me what a ler you are.”
“I have no choice. I have to face him, right now!” Izuku thought. “Kacchan…” He spoke out loud. “I’m not gonna let you tickle me so much anymore!”
“Heh.” Bakugo scoffed. “Since we’ve hung out so much, you probably know all about how my explosion quirk works. I secrete baby oil-like sweat from my palms and can make it blow up. Since my quirk is evolved like everyone else’s, it doesn’t damage inanimate objects or hurt anyone. Imagine what I could do if I had a lot of it!”
Bakugo unscrewed the cap on his gauntlets a small bit, and a pull-tab popped out. “That’s right, these gauntlets aren’t just for show.” He hooked his index finger into the trigger and braced his legs, locking his joints. “They’ve been saving up my sweat for one monster blast!” He pulled a tiny bit on the trigger and the hole at the end of the gauntlet started glowing.
“No, Bakugo, don’t do it!” The blonde heard All Might order through his earpiece. “You’ll destroy him!”
“He’ll be fine as long as he dodges!” He yanked the trigger, and a massive pink explosion rocketed toward Izuku.
The explosion hit Izuku’s side, and instantly he squealed. He leapt out of the way and rolled around, rubbing his side to soothe the intense phantom tickles. He lay on the ground giggling, and Midoriya heard Bakugo laugh giddily.
“These are awesome!” Bakugo exclaimed. “The more baby oil that’s stored in these gauntlets, the stronger the explosion is!” His other gauntlet chimed. “Go ahead, use that quirk on me, Leezuku.” Bakugo advanced on his shaking and blushing friend. “Even if you give me everything you’ve got, you’ll be the one laughing in the end.”
“What’s the matter?” Bakugo teased. “You’re all red in the face! You dodged the attack so you can still fight, can’t you? Go ahead! Come tickle me!” Izuku ignored him and listened to Uraraka talk on his earpiece.
“You’re ignoring me again? I’ll get your attention.” Bakugo raised a hand into a claw.
“Bakugo!” All Might scolded. “Use that stored up power again and I’ll stop this fight. Your team will lose.”
“Graaah, fine!” Bakugo snapped. He sped towards Izuku. “We’ll fight head to head!”
“In order to win this… I’ll have to counterattack!” Izuku started to reach forward but Bakugo propelled himself past Midoriya with his explosions. Then he aimed an explosion right for Izuku’s ribs and fired. The green haired boy cackled and stumbled away.
“Here it comes, nerd! That famous right hand you love so much!” Bakugo latched onto Izuku’s side and started squeezing, and Izuku squealed. The blonde yanked Izuku back and pinned him to the floor. “Don’t ever forget what you are.” He started drilling his thumbs into Izuku’s hips, and Midoriya started shrieking with laughter. “YOU’RE A HELPLESS LEE!” Bakugo barked.
Bakugo gazed at Izuku’s laughing face and smiled. Just like old times. He remembered playfully tickling Izuku back in preschool, then elementary school. He remembered absolutely wrecking him in middle school. Making Izuku read a page from his notebook out loud to him while he tickled him, making him start over whenever he couldn’t understand Izuku.
Izuku remembered the vision that had come to him, of Bakugo pinning him and tickling him to pieces and he flushed bright red. “He’s not giving me any way to form a strategy. I’m laughing too hard to think straight!” He used his strength to pull away from Kacchan and tried to run away. “I have no choice… I have to use my quirk!”
Izuku readied his arm, green sparks zapping from the extremity. He twitched and held back a smile from how the sparks tickled up and down his arm.
“Finally!” Bakugo barked. “Don’t you dare hold back!”
Both Bakugo and Midoriya lunged for each other, each ready to take the other down. “Uraraka, now!” Izuku called. “SmaaaaAAAASH!” He whipped his arm up at the same time one of Bakugo’s explosions hit his other one. Izuku’s quirk sent a massive gust of wind that went through the ceiling without damaging it.
This sent both Uraraka and Iida into the air, Iida no longer able to move the rocket away or capture the girl. Uraraka leapt from wall to wall after using her quirk on herself. Iida attempted to run in mid-air, but was unable to get anywhere while they were airborne. Uraraka grabbed onto the rocket, triumphantly cheering.
Izuku collapsed to the ground, squealing and laughing as he felt phantom hands tickling his whole right arm. He felt fingernails tracing the lines in his palms, scribbling in the inside of his elbow and spidering his armpit.
“What- Deku, what the hell?!” Bakugo barked. His hands itched to reach down and tickle Izuku as he watched his friend roll around and cackle.
“M-My- My bohody can't hahahandle my quirk yehehehehet!” Midoriya squealed. He held onto his own arm in an attempt to block the phantom tickles, but it didn’t work. Izuku had no choice but to lie there and laugh, and laugh, and laugh. “Kacchahahahan, hehehelp!” The green haired boy reached out to his childhood friend, laughing so hard tears were coming to his eyes.
Bakugo’s eyes widened. Izuku’s scrunched-shut, teary eyes. The squealing laughter falling from his lips. The adorable, tickle-induced blush. His ler mood took hold.
“The hero team… WIIIINS!” All Might announced over the loudspeaker. Neither Izuku nor Bakugo minded the call until All Might actually got there. They were too busy playing, cuddling and tickling each other, Izuku squealing and laughing the whole time.
Character: Haruka Ayume
Word count: ~750
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Haruka was here. Everyone else was there.
That was how it always was.
While other kids stood around each other’s desks talking about their favorite Heroes or their newest video game, Haruka sat alone at her desk, doodling in her notebook. When the class paired up for activities, Haruka watched as everyone quickly found partners until she and only one other kid were left. At recess, no one asked her to play with them.
So she stayed behind in the classroom, because no one else did. Just her and her notebook and pencil. That was fine by her. She could focus better when no one was around and the classroom was quiet.
When Papa picked her up from school…
“Why didn’t you play with the other kids?” he asked as they walked hand-in-hand.
“It’s scary,” Haruka muttered, clutching Papa’s arm as if for dear life. “I can’t just walk up to people. And then I don’t even know what to say.”
“You’re shy, that’s all. I was shy too when I was your age.” Papa stared straight ahead. “I’m sure you’ll be braver in the future. Not immediately but someday.”
Maybe Haruka didn’t have any friends but at least she had Papa. He was there for her and always would be.
As for that someday that Papa mentioned, it never seemed to arrive.
People, being around them was difficult. Their eyes always watching her. Their words that she could hear all around. She knew she was doing something wrong. Why else would they be watching unless there was something wrong with her?
Mother said there was something wrong.
That judgement. The feeling that everyone was waiting for her to make a mistake. It made Haruka’s whole body lock up, her only movement being her trembling. Made it hard to breathe and gave her the feeling that she was being choked by thorns in her throat.
No one wanted to be around someone who didn’t do anything. No one wanted to talk to someone who didn’t talk back. So they walked away instead.
And Haruka let them leave.
It’s okay. Being around others is harder anyway, Haruka told herself. Because it was true. This is what I wanted in the first place. That part though… It was harder to convince herself.
One day, while Haruka was going to the library during recess, someone approached her. She only saw his night black hair and seafoam eyes for a moment before lowering her eyes to the floor.
What does he want? Haruka slowly shuffled back. Why is he standing so close? She heard the voices of others, whispering and snickering. I don’t want to be here! Her insides twisted and her breath left her. It’s too much. I have to…! There was just enough strength in her legs to turn and run away.
Her face warmed and her heart raced. The shame felt no different. But running was better. She didn’t stop until she was curled up in a corner of the library, face buried in her knees. She didn’t get to draw or read that day. The whole time was spent waiting for the feeling of the world coming down around her to end.
Things were fine the way they were. Even if she had no one to talk to at school, she could always talk to Papa at home. Haruka could’ve been happy living that way forever.
And then, Papa didn’t come home. He would never come home again. Papa’s ring was all she had left and she held on so tight. If she let go of it… She didn’t want to let go.
Haruka had no one to turn to. She found no comfort in anyone’s smile. She couldn’t stand to be around people. And nobody wanted her nearby. Not even Mother.
And Haruka…
She made herself smaller. Quieter. If she stayed out of people’s way, then they would ignore her. And if anyone noticed her, she would be as polite as possible and hide how much she wanted to break down. If she did nothing wrong and everything right, maybe that feeling of shame would go away.
But it never did.
She never felt okay.
Never safe.
Never loved.
So she did the only thing that she knew would protect her.
Haruka ran away. Hid herself from the world. Put walls around her heart.
It was better that way. She was safer that way.
Haruka’s name was all wrong. She was no spring flower. She was distant, faraway.
All alone.
