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  • …those stuck in the Fire, given boiling water to drink that tears their bowels?

    Quran, Chapter 47, verse 15

    #the fire#quran#koran#islam#boiling water #drinking boiling water #torn bowels #muhammad was a maniac #muhammad was a sadist
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  • Me: *Takes shower with water on the hottest setting to get my body ready for the flames of hell*

    Me: *exits the bathroom an hour later looking like a lobster as steam fans out around me.*

    FEEL THE BURN. EMBRACE IT. SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR FLESH.

    #who needs flesh #shower thoughts#hot water#boiling water#steam#hellfire #memes about taking hot showers #hot showers#lobsters #embrace the burn #fire#burn#it's fine#screamingsouls#screaming#gen z#generation z #gen z things #gen z humor #gen z funny #gen z life #gen z memes
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  • 🅱️optart 🅱️oiling: A visual journey

    “In fair Verona where we lay our scene …”
    To the right, on a burner, a red pot full of water sits, ready to be boiled.  On the left, a strawberry poptart sits, innocent and unblemished, in its silver foil wrapper.
    To the right, on a burner, a red pot full of water sits, ready to be boiled.  On the left, a strawberry poptart sits, innocent and unblemished, in its silver foil wrapper.
    To the right, on a burner, a red pot full of water sits, ready to be boiled.  On the left, a strawberry poptart sits, innocent and unblemished, in its silver foil wrapper.
    The debate: is a 🅱️optart ravioli, or a sandwich? Sandwiches are not meant to be boiled, but ravioli is, so we test the 🅱️optart’s nature that way. Note, this was before someone informed me that you’re supposed to oil your finished noodles, NOT the water. My life has been changed.
    To the right, on a burner, a red pot full of water sits, ready to be boiled.  On the left, a strawberry poptart sits, innocent and unblemished, in its silver foil wrapper.
    It is ready …
    To the right, on a burner, a red pot full of water sits, ready to be boiled.  On the left, a strawberry poptart sits, innocent and unblemished, in its silver foil wrapper.
    Fight well, soldier.
    To the right, on a burner, a red pot full of water sits, ready to be boiled.  On the left, a strawberry poptart sits, innocent and unblemished, in its silver foil wrapper.
    To the right, on a burner, a red pot full of water sits, ready to be boiled.  On the left, a strawberry poptart sits, innocent and unblemished, in its silver foil wrapper.
    To the right, on a burner, a red pot full of water sits, ready to be boiled.  On the left, a strawberry poptart sits, innocent and unblemished, in its silver foil wrapper.
    “Oh—oh no, what have I done—“ It is here that I remember that 🅱️optarts are just really shitty bread with disgusting jam. I hold my tongue and let the 🅱️optart boil.
    To the right, on a burner, a red pot full of water sits, ready to be boiled.  On the left, a strawberry poptart sits, innocent and unblemished, in its silver foil wrapper.
    To the right, on a burner, a red pot full of water sits, ready to be boiled.  On the left, a strawberry poptart sits, innocent and unblemished, in its silver foil wrapper.
    Checking for signs of life.
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  • “H-h-hot” stuttered the Whumpee, crouched on the floor, their face contorted in pain.

    “Too hot?” Answered the miffed Whumper, “You said you were cold just a minute ago.” They stopped and scratched their chin, humming a bit and staring at the Whumpee.

    “I know! How about some more water,” the Whumper said, hefting another scalding bucket. 


    The screams followed a moment later.

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  • looks you dead in the eyes and drops a bulbasaur plushie into boiling water


    BOILED CABBAGE

    #puns#joke #dont kill me #bulbasaur#boiling water #i have no shame #i have no excuse #pokemon #gen 1 starter #bulbaboi#bulba
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  • I just poured boiling water on my hand for a solid ten seconds before realizing “aw shit this hurts” and screamed

    So in conclusion I am dumb

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  • This is my mood right now. A boiling pot of water. This also serves as an expression on how my blood pressure’s doing.

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  • Though I always wanna talk to you, I don’t wanna bother you anymore. Ever again. That’s why here I am on the verge of unfollowing you on all social media accounts we’re connected at, because though this may seem exaggerated or unnecessary, I just really have to stop seeing your name and photos anywhere. This is my only chance at finally trying to stop liking you — and I hope it really helps because this is a risk to our friendship. You may or may not notice this, but just in case you do, I hope you don’t react negatively. I don’t know till when I must do this. Or if I’ll ever do. But I will really try my best to get back to you as a friend — without feeling anything for you more than that. Some say I must at least let you know that I like you before I let you go — which is ironic because there’s nothing about you for me to let go of since I haven’t even had you, right? But truth be told, it indeed is harder to let go of something or someone you haven’t really had because it’s like trying to keep a handful of sand only to find them falling as you grasp them tightly. It’s like trying to write a promise on water which will eventually get erased as soon as it is written. It’s trying to inhale all the air around you only to find yourself exhausted because you will never be able to do that.

    But though I have considered telling you my feelings for a lot of times — and I really mean that — a bigger part of me reminds me that I should not do so because it’s just not right. I have nothing against women who initiate and make the first move, in fact, I admire them so much for their courage and strength because that’s a little rare nowadays. And somehow, it just manifests how strong and sincere their feelings are for the guy they like. A lot of times I thought I could be that kind of woman, too, but I chose and choose not to. It’s just that, much as I welcome and appreciate how modern and changed things and norms are, I still distinguish myself as that type who continues to embrace the traditional. And for me, it’s not an issue to still believe and live by the traditions of letting men take the lead. At times I get shy that I still live by the old norms but I’ve realized I must take pride in it. It’s just a matter of personal preferences and there’s nothing wrong about that. Women can feel empowered in so many different ways. As for me, I still cling on what the Bible says, that men should take the lead because they were designed to take the lead. As a woman of faith, this means a lot to me. And I keep on reminding myself every time I’m triggered to just confess my feelings to the man I like, “I should not chase after him because I am the catch.” This is not about me thinking so highly of myself. It’s just that for me, I know my worth and I know what I deserve. I am worth pursuing. I am worth seeking. I am worth loving. And a love that is strong and brave enough to actually present itself to me is what I deserve. God’s will for me is what I deserve. People may call me idealistic or hopeless romantic or any other names and terms, but this time I wouldn’t mind. I wouldn’t mind because I am finally sure that my decision to wait is right. At times I may get impatient and insecure (and I really do. I often do), but I should always remember that I am secured in God’s plans and promises.

    So there they are — my reasons for not telling you I like you though I like you so damn much. And yes, I’ve written all of them here, but you’re never going to read them because I’m never gonna send this to you. These are for my girl friends‘ eyes only (and to anyone who will read my blog, just in case I decide to post it.) For now, all I can and must do is to pray for you. Yes, I will pray for you. I have always prayed for you, and you know that because I’ve always told you that — when we were still on speaking terms. I actually don’t know why we stopped talking. You just sort of drifted away but I don’t blame nor question you for that. It’s okay. It’ll be okay. I’ll always pray for you, not for you to be mine, but for you to always be happy, healthy, and safe. I won’t be able to tell you these straight to your inbox and more so to your face, but God knows that a lot of my prayers and stories are about you. And I will let that be as long as I have this thing for you. I will try to let this fade, but I won’t force for it to happen so quickly because that’s just gonna make it worse. Instead, I’m gonna let it die a natural death — like what they say. I don’t know when it’s gonna be, but I know it will happen.

    The waiting is crucial and challenging. Painful, even. But this, too, like any other trial, shall pass. There are wonders in waiting. There is wisdom in waiting. And God is working in my waiting. Nothing beats God’s time and will. So dear heart, be a little more patient. And self, don’t just wait for the right one, okay? Be the right one, too. Let’s continue feeding ourself with lessons, light, and love. ❤️

    #By sarahxmarion - June 11 2019171 #boiling water
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  • Your whumpee gets thrown into a vat of boiling water

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  • stewed prunes
    trust an old lady
    on this

    plum concentrate
    year-round
    essence of summer

    add a cinnamon stick
    a slice of lemon zest
    you have an elegant
    compote

    glossy richness
    juicy and cold

    #prunes#stewed #prunes in a dish #boiling water #let stand overnight and chill #pure delight #cinnamon or lemon or nothing
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    Originally posted by bestillmybeefyheart

    Pot has come to a boil

    Watch it rise

    Hot angry foam

    Scorching water over the side

    WAKE UP

    Turn down the heat

    Wipe the tears from your face


    Sk

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  • sometimes i think that maybe i could live alone but then…

    i remember one time i almost burnt off my eyebrows trying to boil water and my family banned me from the kitchen for 3 months and i’m still not allowed near knives

    #cooking fail #i was making ramen #boiling water #for dem noodles #pro tip make sure the stove is lit not just that gas #pro tip 2 if it’s not don’t light the stove right there #i speak from experience #painful experience #my poor eyebrows
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  • Rina: The water is boiling.

    Sakura: The water has reached 100°C

    Luna: The water is angry.

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