Me: Ugh, why do I hurt so much today?
Me: Oh yeah
Me: Ugh, why do I hurt so much today?
Me: Oh yeah
“You know who can do jibber jabber? Me.”
And she does it so fantastically. Emily is amazing.
--- SEGEN knew that she owed her life to gerry. she missed the man, wherever he might be, and she wished that she could thank him in person: for her LIFE. for doing what she could not, in order to secure her survival. she hoped that he, his wife, and their young ones were not only alive, but that they were also happy. it had been a difficult combination of qualities to be, in their original universe, but he had made the impossible possible before. he could do it again, with the right support systems. the career soldier was leaving her post, when she wandered across someone who appeared to be injured. she hurried toward them, kneeling in the dirt, and looking at their body positioning in order to see if it appeared that they had any broken bones. “hey there. what happened here?” she asked, also hoping that this young woman would alert her to her level of pain as well. “are you able to move your leg? does it feel BRUISED or BROKEN?” she paused, meeting the stranger’s eyes. “i have extensive medical training. i can help you until we can get you to see a doctor.” she paused, realizing that she had yet to introduce herself to the female. “my name is SEGEN. i am sorry that we had to meet under these circumstances, but you are going to be all right, okay? YOU HAVE MY WORD ON THAT.”
okay but there’s no way harrison osterfield isn’t playing wylan in the next season of shadow and bone. i’m calling it now!!
I find Angela’s “awkward, awkward, very awkward” catch phrase very grating.
Bringing JFK into the plot was a nice twist. I love the angsty feel to this episode.
My babies. 🥺🥺🥺
just 21st century kaz things:
wardrobe filled with black turtlenecks for casual everyday wear, and black tie and button up for formal events. black blazer jackets, black dress shoes or doc martens, the same pair of black trousers a hundred times over, maybe a chain for his belt hoops and one or two around his neck. (never in less than three layers of clothing no matter the heat)
his office is littered with expensive designer pens in special cases, a tall grandfather clock, leather furniture, a piano, glass desk, blinds almost always drawn. despite the overall feel of organisation his papers are always in a mess. coffee mug ring stains all over the surfaces, he ignores the expensive coasters inej bought him, the coffee is black no sugar.
the latest iphone in matte black, no case. he knows he wont drop it because of his slight of hand skills (inej suspects he thinks it makes him seem more daring too as well as just wanting to stick to his aesthetic). he’s one of those people that has every single apple device, as soon as a new one comes out he has it. and if something isn’t available in black he’ll blackmail the company to make it.
he has a record player, supposedly only listens to classical music which jesper thinks is dull and lacks excitement (‘just like kaz’ he says). but kaz listened to some of jesper’s lively jazz-pop tunes one day when he was alone and never looked back. only when he’s alone of course. can’t have jesper thinking they have something in common.
he never watches the news. doesn’t trust a word from any reporters mouth. as for tv, he usually watches high-budget mind-game action-thrillers or similar, figuring out most of the plot before its even happened. period dramas too, nothing too cheesy. only inej knows his comfort show is death in paradise.
idk what this is but lmk if u want a part 2 or the other crows 😩
So are they skipping the MVA arc?
Wylan: Hey everyone, what colour shirt am I wearing?
Wylan: *to Jesper* Now tell them what colour you thought it was?
Jesper, softly: Dark white.
Nina: I drink lemonade because it’s as sweet as I am
Wylan: I drink water because it’s healthy
Jesper: I drink virgin cocktails just because
Matthias: I drink milk because it makes you stronger
Inej: I drink tea because it’s warm and cosy
Kaz: I drink black coffee because it’s as dark as my soul
Everyone: Ok, Kaz.
This episode was a nice “intense against the clock” type.
Ok! Lets do the emotional meme! (I put the picture from the pinterest here if you need one Let me know if you want to see someone) Every time I draw the new charecter it's some kind of pokemon catching
Booth doing a Michael Jackson impression was kind of adorable.
Jesper Fahey making sure you're safe headcanons
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Pairing: Jesper Fahey x gn!reader
A/N: written for the lovely @sophies-crow-club
Warnings: typical Crows heist danger
You're on a heist, usual crows business
Except things go slightly wrong and you end up being chased by a load of guards
They're running down the corridor after you and they try to shoot you
And Jesper is having none of that, so he shoots the guards instead
No matter the job was supposed to be a quick in and out, no bodies job
But when they shoot at you, Jesper forgets all else
"Why didn't you stick to the plan, Jesper? I said no shooting!" Kaz hisses, not once looking at you. If he did he would see how shaken you were
"They shot at Y/N." Was Jesper's very flat reply
He tucks you into his side as he walks away from Kaz, afraid he will say more in his anger at Kaz's lack of empathy
"Are you ok?" He asks when he has walked you away from the others
You nod, unable to speak, still a little shocked
Jesper mutters under his breath, too quiet for you to hear, but you can see how agitated he is
"Of course you're not ok. Sorry, stupid question." He answers himself
"I need a drink."
Jesper runs his hand through his hair, still agitated. "Of course. The Slat isn't far."
Jesper is constantly moving, even more than usual
Immediately dashing off to get drinks when he sits you down on the sofa
He comes back with the whole bottle, pouring 2 glasses of strong liquor
He downs one immediately to calm himself down, pouring another one for himself
You only sip at yours, and he looks concerned
"I'm feeling better, Jesper. Calm down."
"You scared me."
"You saved me. Thank you." You tell him softly
You swear you hear his heart swell with pride
He pulls you close to press a kiss to your temple, to reassure himself that you're there with him, tucked under his arm against his body
He would constantly be asking if you were ok, but in a very chaotic kind of way
An almost frantic way, panic evident in his tone but calms down when you reassure him you really are ok
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what happens when we get all the six crows in one frame in season 2? what happens then?
okay I'm here again thinking of how are they going to animate hawks with the PLF before the MVA arc and make it make sense, honestly I'm trying to be as hopeful as possible but all I can think is that they are going to ruin the storyline, I still feel that is a terrible idea to change the order of the arcs for the sake of a filler movie
Way to go Cam on translating Spanish, and knowing that the person who said it wasn’t actually Mexican. I loved Tamera’s delivery there.
Darkling: I did meet some of the most insufferable people.
Darkling: But they also met me.
Alina: And I wish that on no one.
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