one never realises they are sitting on their tailbone until they stand up and inevitably collapse
Every year your bones gain another ring like a tree
🦴 Birthday bones birthday bones birthday bones 🦴
So not to be that guy, but uh where are the banana fish furry au? Kinda expected it by now, and if I must I shall bring it into the world. ( let it be known I am not an animal expert, most of them will be cats.)
Ash is obviously an alley cat. (Lynx is a bit much, he wouldn’t survive New York city heat. Stray alley cat it is. A short hair.)
Eiji is a bird. (He gets compared to so many feeble animals but birds are prey and predator, and Eiji leveled up. I dub thee a curly haired pigeon, the rats of the sky! Arthur calls him a Japanese cat, but Eiji is to wide eyed for that.) He is smaller then the typical male pigeon.
Shorter is also a cat. (but more scraggly then Ash, but also less feral then Ash. Like, he is a deli cat. A China town deli cat, who stays outside and gets fed by people. Also missing an ear, or he is a komodo dragon. No in-between.)
Sing is an eagle. (Have you ever seen an eagle eat a squirrel before? I have. I saw a teen eagle in Brooklyn out side my window on a tree fucking a squirrels shit up. Sing looks up to Eiji as Eiji is a graceful flyer and Sing is a stumbler)
Yut-Lung is a snake maybe. Idk. He is offen compared to a snake, but honestly he reminds me of a cat more then Ash does. So he can either be a snake or a lovely house cat who fucks things up. A bastard cat. With a bell that sounds like a snake. Like Azulas theme from Avatar.
Arthur is a rat. A scratatatat. A big ol rat. Thats it. He is a scurrying rat in the subways with his gang of rats. And mice.
Cain? He is a dog. A Cain-nine if you will. Hahahah. So there are so many good dogs to choose from. I choose a chow chow. Big fluffy puppy who does his own thing and will fuck your shit up. They are crazy dogs.
Bones is Chihuahua. A scraggly Chihuahua. Is feral. But cute. In a gross way.
Kong? He is a big fat cat! Squishy. A long hair.
Skipper is kitty cat. A short hair like Ash. Very cute when they walk together.
Max is a dogggg. And so is Jessica. And Michael. All dogs. Cute, deadly. Annoying. They fight alot and Michael sits in the back.
Ibe is aaaaaa, uh a dog. Like uh, weiner dog. Yeah. Idk. (Feel free to change this all up)
Dino is the snake but like a chonky snake. Actually, Dino gets to stay human i hate him, so he gets to be evil human who wants to turn all of the animals into taxidermy dolls or something else creepy.
Blanca could also be human. He is hired by Dino to find all of these animals, and falls in love with Yut-Lung and Ash who remind him of himself or whatever bullshit he be saying.
Foxx wants to turn into an animal. That’s the plot of this show called Yellow Eel, where animals fight for their animal rights to not be stuffed by some creepy man. Ash is the cat he wants but will stuff others to torment him. His plan is to fuck up Eiji, and use him to get to Ash.
Why is a human obsessed with animals? And can understand them? Idk. It’s all in good fun. The sad Beastars version of this will be like banana fish but the fun version will be animal high jinks, and stealing from Dino. Eiji teaches Sing to fly better. Uh, Eiji has trauma cause of his broken wing but Flys for Ash. They fall in love. Forbidden love, they come from different worlds but love each other all the same.
(A little inside note, if there was a trend where Ash’s gang was all cats and the Chinese mafia was all reptials then Sing would be a bearded dragon, and his brother would be a cute lil legless lizard. They are so cute. And completely different from snakes, although confused with each other. I also considered Eiji to be a frog. Like a cute frog. Amphibian. Little tadpole Eiji!)
(My gif plz credit) I gained a pound and a half ugh I’m so angry. At least my legs look skinnier.
I found a bone!
It seems to be a chunk of skull in the teeth/gum area, have no idea from what animal!The chuck is about quarter size. It came from my backyard, hidden by some leaves. I only found it because my dog moved the leave after running and I like scanning the ground for forageables! My back yard is completely fenced and surround by houses so have no idea how it got there!
If you got any idea on how it got there or what animal it is let me know!
Ps, I think it kinda looks like a smiley face!
society if broadsky had killed seeley booth instead of vincent nigel murray
I just binged. My first binge in months. I can’t take this anymore I really really can’t. I should just disappear from this world.
PLEASE SOMEONE GIVE ME PURGING TIPS
please i will do anything
SPOCK and BONES
ST || The Motion Picture
I really have to get out of here. I’m 21 and my parents are trying to force me to eat junk food every day… They think that’s the way to handle an eating disorder. They don’t even let me cook for myself. Of course I won’t eat if I can’t cook healthy food, I will NOT eat their junk. Everything it’s pathetic at this point. I need to get out.
Ok but how is nobody concerned about skeletons moving?
Like, their joints have no cartilage; they’re just scraping against each other AND no muscles to pull them around, AND suspended against gravity w no support???
AND Y'ALL LIKE, SURE OK WHATEVER??? hUh?????
Booth: Aubrey, what are you doing here?
Aubrey: Isn’t it obvious? I’m your posse!
thinking about buying some bikinis :) has anyone else got an ed and u hate your body like u think your the most disgusting person in the world and no one wants u but sometimes u literally think omfg i’m so hot i’m literally a goddess bc same
I don’t know how much longer I can take this. I feel like this won’t end well. And I’m not talking about my ed right now. My anxiety and depression are killing me.
Do it, do it now
My legs look skinnier I think..