One (1) whole hour of gameplay from the very fun Borderlands 3 game on Xbox1. Highly recommended, as are all of the Borderlands games.
0Random Skits: Borderlands Ocs edition!
“Oops! All Comrades!” -L7814-tp
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Alexander: “Hey-”
????: *Growls at Alexander angrily*
Alexander: “AAAAAAAAAHHH!!! GET YOUR KID, BITCH!!!”
F0rg3tful: “It don’t bite! 😊”
Alexander: “YES IT DO!!!”
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Fantasy: “The raw emotion! The drama! Thou is perfect! Thou MUST join my next performance!”
Carly: “I just had a meltdown… About snakes?”
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Violet: “Does anyone want some stew? Does anyone want some stew??”
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F0RG3TFUL: “🎶Depression flew around my head before you came!🎶”
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*???? Bites Geometry’s arm, ????’s viens were glowing a vibrant blue*
Geometry: “Welcome to pizza hut… Let me guess… You want pizz-”
*Geometry passes out*
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M1LL4-TR4P: “Why do you look like a girl-”
Alexander: “You gotta look pretty to get rid of the shame and guilt!”
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*F0RG3TFUL enters a room that is full of my other ClapTrap unit ocs*
“uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!”
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L7814-tp: “Here’s a song I’d like to call, ‘Oh My GoD tHeRe’S a ToRk!!!’”
Fantasy: “That is so romantic!”
*L7814-tp starts playing his ucustic guitar*
L7814-tp: “OHMYGODTHERE'SATORK-”
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Evylin: “Do you think there’s more to life than just killing people and waiting to die?”
Violet: “Yep! And it’s turning people into soup!”
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Geometry: “WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?”
L7814-tp, drawing in a notebook while writing notes in a sketchbook: “Is this some sort of quick question?”
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L7814-tp: “What… What are you doing???”
Sammy: “Waiting for the right time to hide you away so no one will EVER find you again…”
L7814-tp: “… MILLA!!!!”
0look at my amazing creation!!!!!
he’s so swag
also, don’t bully me for the trans flag overly it’s my HC that Troy is trans 🤭
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тЕЛОЧКА ТЕБЕ НРАВИТСЯ? ► Borderlands ► #18
https://youtu.be/a-ZmEBTGDw8
https://youtu.be/a-ZmEBTGDw8
https://youtu.be/a-ZmEBTGDw80{ I really want to write something about that borderlands infamous crossover of mine…)
{ Specifically some stuff about Eugene and Angel being new siblings and Eugene trying to help her with the trauma of being stuck in place for 7 years because of her powers.)
{ Would you guys be interested in that?)
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Red Rising series: space colonization with an emphasis on wartime politics
Wayfarers series: space colonization with an emphasis on culture and how we interact with it
Destiny series: space colonization with an emphasis on solving the mysteries of our past
Borderlands series: space colonization with an emphasis on shooting things and looking fucking cool >B)
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Annoyed it didn’t turn out how I wanted, but was still a relaxing bedtime doodle
12Sometimes I wonder…
Why are the rules for me different than they are for other people?
2@ewbie is literally my main source of inspiration and they send me shit that gets me inspire dlike no other so anyway heres firewall
1Angel Borderlands making a bunch of fursonas in her tween years and regardless of species they all have wings (winged wolf, winged cat, etc) and every time someone calls her out for it she’s like “I literally have wings irl” and everyone just assumes she’s one of those kids who lies on the internet all the time
8average Bordylands player: BL3 isn’t as good as BL2 because it doesn’t have Jack
me playing BL2: god this game would be so much better if it had the Calypsos instead of Jack
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Roleplay with @l7814-tp
(Part 2!)
The hallways remained dark with only it’s faint red lights giving off some ability to even see what’s around him. Everything still appeared as though the count of bodies would never end at any point. Scratching of metal could be heard as the monster resumed down a path possibly leading deeper into the facility. Claw marks were on right side of the wall and a trail of blood was following in the same direction as the marks, indicating it may be dragging someone’s dead corpse along with it.
As they got closer the noises of the beast became more clear, why it did all this there was no hints….
All they could know was that it had some crazied thirst for violence. Either that or it lost it’s mind.
The path soon ended revealing a massive control chamber, the room was almost as big as Concordia. It was even more well lit compared to all the other parts… but despite the large open clearing, the beast was no where to be seen.
“Where… W-where did it go!?”
*L7814-tp said out loud as he went into the room. It was better than the dark hallways, but it still unerves him that there’s still a monster that could smash him to bits in an instant. Luckily, he can distract himself… For only a minute. And for that minute he thought of nothing but the color green. Don’t know why, but he did*
>Hello and welcome to our mutations laboratory! Please wait for a staff member to guide you or if you are trespassing than prepare for a cold dea- ERROR DEFENSE TURRET OFFLINE< the system was cut short and static filled the audio only before the lights flickered once again.
>Oh dear, it seems we are having some technical difficulties. Please stand by while we- bzzt - Hello? Is anyone out there? If you’re hearing this message than that mean something bad has happened. Please I’m begging you whoever you are to leave it’s not safe here when one of our creatures has gotten loose. I- Bzzt -<
“Why do I make stupid decisions all the time!?”
*The bot yelled as he regrets to not get something (not that it would help) to sort-of-maybe defend himself with. Oh, and he regrets following the beast too I guess.
But, he was frozen in place he did not turn around and leave, or even continued forward. He just stood there. Shaking. This is the most frightening thing in his life!*
The speakers rang once again but this time there was no automatic voice, no fear in it, nothing….
“Oh you have no idea how stupid some decisions can get.” A voice spoke over the announcement system. It was deep and there could even be heard a few snarls or growls in the voice. “You and I my friend….. aren’t so different now…”
“Eep!”
*He did NOT expect a answer. Dropping his gun, he essentially callapsed into a box. Only his eye and wheel exposed. At this point, with the shaking and being a box, he’s as cowardly as any claptrap unit. He slowly went reverse to the entrance of the room. Assuming that there’s no one behind him. Essentially anything could be behind him because that’s his blind spot. Even though he was frightened out of his mind, he just had to ask-*
“What do you mean by, ‘Aren’t so Different’?…”
The voice giggled at small one’s reaction, it was the same little girl laugh from before. “You and I aren’t so different you know. We’re both into the human killing and vengeance actions. Why do you think everyone in here is dead? They did things to us that can not be forgiven, I was created by their faults and dump choices.” The voice seemed to grow deeper and a bit agitated for a moment before laughter erupted from them. Causing the whole room to shake until their laugh stopped.
“I know about you, L7814-tp. I knew you were behind me the whole time on the way to that room. I’m not blind.”
“How the heck do you even know my name!?”
*That was what was conserning him at the moment. Of course the beast knows he was following it. Why wouldn’t it? He’s louder than most units at times. Or all times.
*But, how would it know his name? He isn’t super popular, he is friends with a Sc4v-tp that was left behind to watch an exit of the abandoned scav base. And maybe have a crush on a unit at Moxxie’s bar, but other than that, he’s not popular among the humans… Nor his clients really. Most of his past clients won’t even look at him and he uses his human name, Livia, so a client doesn’t shoo him off. So, it’s very freaky that this thing knows the right name…*
“Well….” the voice continues. “Let’s just say I was created by things everyone has. No matter how they are.”
The voice sounded like the was starting to more then one speaker in the room.
“I’m just a part of the mind, except it was
"What I’m formed from was so strong it created a completely new beginning. Since I’m a part of the mind I can tell what makes a being scared even guilty.” Another giggle.
“Seeing you coward the way you are now is something that I enjoy. Also the other way I know all this…” the voice began to echo as it continued.
“I’m closer than you think.”
A puff of hot air hit L7814-tp’s back the second the thing stopped talking
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