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  • incorrectsmashbrosquotes
    18.05.2021 - 2 hours ago

    Bowser, on the phone: Look, smash in his kneecaps and he’ll talk, okay?! I’m at a parent-teacher conference!

    Bowser: *covers phone* Anyway, you said my child enjoys finger-painting? That’s great!

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  • hello-im-not-a-possum
    18.05.2021 - 3 hours ago
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  • earthsong9405
    18.05.2021 - 3 hours ago

    In which Kamek fully knows the single parent struggle! o3o

    Funfacts for the headcanon:

    -Bowser’s parents are perfectly fine and are, in fact, alive, they’re just bad parents. And bad rulers for that matter. Kamek is largely the reason why the Koopa Kingdom didn’t fall to ruin under their reign since he basically ran the kingdom himself; the king and queen were too busy out partying or taking several vacations as the expense of their subjects. And when Bowser came into the picture? Same deal; Kamek was already running the kingdom, why not have him raise their child too?

    -Bowser was a very mischievous and adventurous child, always getting into things he wasn’t supposed to! Kamek had a hard time keeping up with him most days and would often refer to several books on how to rear children for advice. His favorite is “Child Raising for Imbeciles”, a book series written by old friend Toadsworth.

    -Bowser straight-up sees Kamek as his dad, and he calls him “Ba”. His blood parents can barely get him to call them “Mother” or “Father”, as he often uses their actual names instead; he doesn’t really like either of them to be frank.

    -Kamek initially attempted to snatch Mario and Luigi when they were babies because he wanted to give bab Bowser some playmates so he wouldn’t be so lonely. Of course this failed, but the irony in it is that years later, the Brothers and Bowser end up friends anyway.

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    And ye! Some fun little headcanons I wanted to share with ya’ll! Apologies for the slowness in content as of late, been trying to find a new groove to get into between these and commissions so it’s a bit of a process ;w; At any rate, hope ya enjoy the art and headcanons and if you have any questions feel free to ask! uwu

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  • supersmashrumbleofficial
    18.05.2021 - 5 hours ago

    Baby Bowser

    Extracurriculars: Day Care

    He may not look it, but Brad Bowser comes from a wealthy family who could afford to send him to a fancy day care. It was there that he first met his future nemeses Mario and Luigi, there that they accidentally hit him in the head with a ball, there that he vowed he would see them destroyed. His rich parents used their influence (and money) to get the Maritello brothers kicked out of that day care, hence the need for a new babysitter, but that wasn’t enough for little Bradley. He hatched a plan to end those dumb babies once and for all, and their stupid stoner babysitter would make the perfect patsy. It seems like Bowser was a natural born crime boss…

    #super smash bros #smash bros #super mario world 2 #yoshi's island#bowser#baby bowser#yoshi #high school au #super smash rumble
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  • badbjjideas
    18.05.2021 - 5 hours ago

    Bjj, but whenever someone runs they do the Naruto run because Nintendo got lazy!

    #badbjjideas #bowser jr’s journey #yesssss #actually this would make animating much more easier!
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  • mistahgrundy
    18.05.2021 - 6 hours ago

    I redrew a picture I drew in 2004.

    #super mario bros 3 #koopalings#bowser
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  • bowsersex
    18.05.2021 - 8 hours ago

    State of California Sues Nintendo For the Banning of Distribution of Bowser Penis

    “It’s a violation of every resident of California’s personal freedoms, and frankly, it’s disgusting,” states Senator Alex Padilla.

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  • bowserkillmybusdriver
    18.05.2021 - 8 hours ago

    I Wish I Could Turn Into Bowser So I Could Kill My Bus Driver

    #Bowser #My Bus Driver
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  • foxune
    18.05.2021 - 11 hours ago
    #Foxune plays Smash Ultimate #Random assortment of screenies #Smash Bros (Lucario) #Smash Bros (Shadow) #Smash Bros (Fox) #Smash Bros (Joker) #Smash Bros (Ken) #Smash Bros (Snake) #Smash Bros (King K Rool) #Smash Bros (Incineroar) #Smash Bros (Min Min) #Smash Bros (Pyra) #Smash Bros (Pikachu) #Smash Bros (Ike) #Smash Bros (Bowser) #Smash Bros (Yoshi) #Smash Bros (Corrin) #Smash Bros (Robin) #Smash Bros (Alucard)
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  • transjolteon
    18.05.2021 - 19 hours ago
    #just going to present this with no context #bowser#jolteon chirps
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  • nightmare-cubed
    18.05.2021 - 23 hours ago

    If there is still anyone out there who actually sees Bowser as a villain though

    How

    Like idk man if you contextualize his actions across the series he really just seems like a dude playing the part bc he likes it and he’s been doing it with these people for so long that it’s their game together

    His armies are shown to very genuinely respect him, and in some games when another villain masquerades as him and genuinely seems to detest Mario his army gets confused

    [ID: Three screenshots from the side game “Minion Quest: The Search for Bowser” from the Deluxe version of Mario and Luigi: Superstar saga. Captain Goomba is seen responding to something Bowser (who we later learn is an imposter) said, saying the following:

    “Woah there. Destroy him? I mean... Wow. OK then.

    Lord Bowser, I know you’re upset, but isn’t that a little... much?”

    The last screenshot depicts Captain Goomba alone, saying: “Why does this feel so... wrong? Huh. Must be something I ate.” END ID]

    Idk man Bowser is literally just vibing

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  • ordinarykeys
    17.05.2021 - 1 day ago

    Koopaling cats with some special guests! 

    Now available in sticker form in my shop if you want some turtle cats of your own!

    [ Etsy Shop ]

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  • thatbowserguy
    17.05.2021 - 1 day ago

    Bowser's absolutely rocking it with his new outfit in Mario Golf, just look at this handsome devil!

    #bowser #mario golf speed rush
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  • blushroom20
    17.05.2021 - 1 day ago

    So, Golf huh?

    #mario golf super rush #Friday Night Funkin #fnf boyfriend#fnf girlfriend#fnf carol #Bowser Jr. #Bowser Jr #I knew I had to draw Jr's golf outfit but I decided to also reference the golf mod by bbpanzu #the drawings of blushrooms
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  • echoeternally
    17.05.2021 - 1 day ago

    Idk which speed dash I love more, because Junior rides Bullet Bill like Shy Guy did back in Mario Strikers Charged years ago, and that’s wonderful.

    But I absolutely love King Bob-omb being carried and bounced around by his Bob-omb grunts to the ball, because that is hilariously amazing and adorable!

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  • jelly-buttons
    17.05.2021 - 1 day ago

    Babe wake up, new Mario Golf trailer just dropped

    Bonus:

    Bowser Bowser Bowser Bows-

    #mario#bowser#mario series#mario golf #mario golf super rush #jump up superstar #big bad bowser #gush #(I love them both... Them...) #(btw I am legit kinda excited for this)
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  • the-annotated-screencaps
    17.05.2021 - 1 day ago
    #the annotated series #the annotation station #annotations #saturday night live #snl#wario#elon musk#bowser#kamek#super mario#nintendo
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  • sodadog-modblog
    17.05.2021 - 1 day ago

    I've been playing Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story recently and I just couldn't stop the urge to draw the King Of Awesome.

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