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  • beepboopbread
    18.09.2021 - 1 minute ago

    my biggest blunders in the transcription discord: a compilation

    [ID: A discord message from CHADBOSS CHAED that says, “OH. I THOUGHT U WERE CALLING US CALIFORNIA MUTTS AND I WAS LIKE ok 👍. MUTS. MUTUALS. (keysmash)”. /end ID]

    [ID: A discord message from me that says, “:tired: it’s been a long day. sometimes speedrunning homework means you forget jelly exists ya know 🤷”. /end ID]

    [ID: A discord message that says, “I forgot to read the welcome post and I was just like damn this servers kinda small lol, while being licked out the whole server (keysmash)”. /end ID]

    context: I posted the wrong transcript on the wrong post.

    [ID: A discord message from me that reads, “OH NO. HOW. NOOOOOOO. NOOOOOOOOOOO. FUCKK (keysmash). Parker help me out I can’t copy and paste this all on mobile”. /end ID]

    context: sex workers don’t need saving.

    [ID: A discord message from me saying, “I THOUGHT U MEANT SAVING AS IN HOARDING THEM FOR A SEC”. /end ID]

    #bread thoughts #in a silly goofy mood #caps tw#swearing tw #I think it’s very funny how this is my reputation
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  • haveabitofhope
    18.09.2021 - 16 minutes ago

    Look I would have committed so many crimes already if stealing bread wasn't technically illegal

    #les mis #i am your man #bc bread#fuck #its eo good #so good #it is so good #bread
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  • aramyeonblog
    18.09.2021 - 20 minutes ago

    these are bread… slippers … ? https://amzn.to/2VvW7om

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  • eidetic187
    18.09.2021 - 25 minutes ago

    idk if you guys have seen the versace lace boxer shorts but i just need you all to know that Spencer owns them.

    #;; welcome to the bread bank ( out of character ) #you're welcome :)
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  • eidetic187
    18.09.2021 - 27 minutes ago

    i absolutely ruined myself emotionally with that reply i don’t think i can manage anything else right now

    #;; welcome to the bread bank ( out of character ) #i have more/id brain rot now #i cannot write anything else #that 900 word reply took all of my energy but it was SO WORTH IT
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  • beepboopbread
    18.09.2021 - 44 minutes ago

    I got so out of touch with lore that I forgot Sam had the fattest ass

    #bread thoughts #not maintagging this one lol <3 #suggestive#swearing tw
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  • bonerfruit1
    18.09.2021 - 58 minutes ago

    Mikey's Daily Bread

    Mikey’s Daily Bread

    Start your day right! Receive Daily Bread and new posts to your inbox. Email Address: Sign Me Up, Baby!

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  • cup-of-flour
    18.09.2021 - 1 hour ago
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  • thelesseroftwo-weevils
    18.09.2021 - 1 hour ago

    The breakfast of champions.

    Chocolate croissant deconstructed.

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  • elizabro
    18.09.2021 - 1 hour ago

    eating an entire sleeve of oreos right now

    #in jerma's honor #this is the only food i have in my apartment right now except for some bread
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  • beepboopbread
    18.09.2021 - 1 hour ago
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    18.09.2021 - 1 hour ago
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  • damicantcope
    18.09.2021 - 1 hour ago

    garlic bread is the only thing keeping me sane rn

    #thats my thread. #garlic bread
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  • the-weird-and-the-wacky
    18.09.2021 - 1 hour ago

    Follow the Bread Crumbs

    #managa #follow the bread crumbs
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  • pauldelancey
    17.09.2021 - 2 hours ago

    Bragioli (Maltese Stuffed Beef Rolls)

    Bragioli (Maltese Stuffed Beef Rolls)

    Maltese Entree BRAGIOLI (Stuffed Beef Rolls*) INGREDIENTS – BEEF ROLL 2 pounds topside, bottom, or round steak 6 slices bacon 2 garlic cloves (3 more cloves later) ⅔ cup fresh parsley 2 hard boiled eggs ¼ cup bread crumbs ½ teaspoon pepper ¾ teaspoon salt 2 tablespoons olive oil (2 tablespoons more later) INGREDIENTS – SAUCE 1 carrot 3 garlic cloves 3 medium onions 3 medium tomatoes 2 tablespoons…

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  • transjon
    17.09.2021 - 2 hours ago

    hello i have gone dumpster diving.

    #Anyone want bread? #best wishes gargoyle king #might go again tomorrow idk yet
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  • thefrostedfeather52
    17.09.2021 - 2 hours ago

    incorrect bapo quotes (part 1)

    there are definitely bapo incorrect quotes already out there somewhere however i have an incredible long incorrect quotes doc so here are some of the Good Ones (incorrect quotes my beloved <3)

    Peter: Well, I suppose the only solution would be to tell everyone the truth. Jason: That is the stupidest idea I have ever heard in my entire life.

    Peter: You can’t make everyone like you, you’re not Jason Matt: What? Not everyone likes Jason Peter: Who doesn’t? Matt: Well mayb- Peter: Names, Matt, I need names

    Nadia: Oh, so now I’m supposed to be nice, make friends and treat her with mutual respect? Peter: Yeah Nadia: Wake up, Peter! That’s exactly what Ivy wants me to do Peter: That’s what everyone wants everyone to do!

    Jason: It’s £2.50 per rose Matt: Who has that kind of money? Nadia: Ivy loves roses Matt: I’ll take them all

    Lucas: Man, I really like Tanya. Lucas: I better show her how much she means to me. Lucas: *sends her a meme at 3am*

    Ivy: *pushes a pull door* Nadia: You’re supposed to pull, not push. Ivy: Thanks, next I was gonna try lifting the door from the bottom.

    Ivy: I'm thinking of doing charity work? Nadia: You should donate blood Ivy: Oh, th- Nadia: All of it.

    Ivy: I searched everywhere. Nadia: What? Ivy: I looked through hundreds of files. Ivy: Searched through my messages. Ivy: I even searched my wardrobe. Ivy: But I still couldn’t find where I asked for your opinion. Nadia: …

    (okay but this one is based on an actual conversation i had with my friends) Peter: Do you know how far away December is? Cause I don’t Jason (joking): 12 months Nadia: Does it look like fucking Christmas to you? Ivy (gesturing to the open door): Shhhh Nadia: Oh sorry, but seriously, does it look like Christmas to you? Peter (actually thinking): Wait, aren’t there 24 months in a year? Jason: You’re thinking of the 24 days of Christmas Nadia: It’s the 12 days of Christmas! Jason: Well my advent calendar has 24 days on it- Peter: Wait, how many days are in December? Nadia: 31! Ivy: What’s wrong with you?! Peter: It’s cause we’re gay, we can’t do math Jason: I can do math Nadia: Shhhh *gestures around* Jason: I can do math Peter (panicking): Sorry uhhh…we’re not gay, we’re uh incredibly straight ummm…we’re homophobic! Nadia: *facepalms* Jason: I can do math

    Nadia: Everyone I know is on a date right now Nadia: Well, not all together, but you know what I mean Nadia: So now I’m alone Nadia: Which means... Nadia: *inhales* Nadia: ACCORDING TO ALL KNOWN LAWS OF AVIATION THERE IS NO WAY A BEE SHOULD BE ABLE TO FLY. ITS WINGS ARE TOO SMALL TO GET ITS FAT LITTLE BODY OFF THE GROUND!!! Ivy: See this is why you’re forever alone Nadia: Whatever helps you sleep at night

    Lucas: If I were a millionaire, I would buy millions of melons and become a melonaire Matt: Matt: How do you have friends? Lucas: Because I’m a melonaire

    Lucas: Dumbest scar stories, go! Peter: I burned my tongue once drinking tea. Ivy: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it. Nadia: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade. Matt: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn. Jason: Jason: I have emotional scars.

    Lucas: I mean it was all fun and games until I licked the power outlet Matt: Walk me through the process that led up to that and then I'll decide whether you need to see a therapist

    Nadia: I'm a moderate, peaceful person Jason: You threw a chair at Ivy yesterday Nadia: That is moderate and peaceful compared to the table I was going to throw at her

    Lucas, angrily: ARE YOU- Nadia: fucking. Lucas: -KIDDING ME?! YOU- Nadia: fucking. Lucas: IDIOT- Jason: …what was that? Nadia: Matt banned Lucas from swearing, so I volunteered to help him out Peter: I think you just like saying the f word. Nadia: That doesn’t make my job any less important.

    #bare: a pop opera #bare a pop opera #bapo#incorrect quotes#peter simmonds#jason mcconnell#matthew lloyd #(yes 99% people will be searching up 'matt' not 'matthew' but yk what this is my tumblr and i make the rules and the bread!) #nadia mcconnell#lucas carter#ivy robinson#tanya garrett #okay so vis a vis the 'do you know how far away december is' conversation #i was nadia for most of it #until the 'i can do maths' thing at which point luna was trying to get beetle to stfu and i was repeatedly saying 'i can do maths' #technically there were only three people involved in the irl version of that conversation but that's not important rn #i'm trying very hard to only give y'all the highlights #and there will be a part two #i literally have 50 pages of incorrect bapo quotes on google docs #(because i have no life) #disclaimer that i can do maths (much to my friends' horror)
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