#broken english Tumblr posts

  • sortaflourescentadolescent
    15.06.2021 - 2 days ago

    !!!

    #not the c*lifornia bar having an exam strategies workshop thing #and inviting my feedback and reflection on topics like stress and study habits and motivation... #as if i'm NOT gonna use this opportunity to write a manifesto about why stress is badand the US legal education system is broken #and racist and classist #and actively bringing the worst and dullest minds with straight up evil intentions into the profession #or do i need to just chill because i have NOT passed my character and fitness assessment yet.. #i made some points tho #lmao what the fuck i submitted it. #fuck it! #I was respectful #I was clear #I used short sentences and ONLY three semicolons #and i ended it on a positive note #also i made sure to sandwich the sharper bits well in the middle and used a lot of alliteration to soften the hit #dear god i'm lightyears away from being able to get my french prose to sing for me like my english prose does... #but that's another thing lol #anyways. hats off to me for politely thumbing my nose at the state bar. dear god i hope they still accept me lol #the h*ward lawyer in me rlly jumped out lol... or as my friend cedar would say i was possessed by the ghost of pauli murray
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  • knightotoc
    14.06.2021 - 3 days ago

    Hottest thing about me is my collection of Ugly Turtles. Such a pristine collection requires a discerning eye. Though there are only 4, they are the result of years of careful thrifting. Like a classically understood bad movie, an Ugly Turtle is only truly ugly if its loathsomeness was unintentional, its character innocent, and its form misguided but bold. Each new addition must add something special to the whole: a unique aesthetic horror or societal mystery, another answerless "how?!" or "why?!"

    The Original Ugly Turtle: Broken Neck Turtle

    I remember the disgust and awe I felt the first time I beheld Broken Neck Turtle. A humbling, self-making moment, in which I saw my destiny before me. I could hardly believe in his existence, nor the fact that I needed him. He is sublimely nasty and wrong. In all my years of searching, no turtle has ever compared.

    That gap in the black airbrushing enflames my imagination as few things ever have.

    Tragically, there is no credit.

    Well met, sweet prince.

    The Next Ugly Turtle: Palpatine Turtle

    Palpatine Turtle's smile is as pained as it is sincere. He is the tweest of the turtles. He puts the most effort of all of them into a futile attempt to fit in with the normal kitsch. The chipped paint can be forgiven: cheapness and deception are shallow sins. But the sunken eyes cannot. The sweeter his attempt, the more sinister his impression.

    His juvenile, pastry-like shell exposes still further his inability to accept himself as the freak he is. They will never call you beautiful, Palpatine Turtle. But you don't need them.

    No doubt Palpatine Turtle's tragic unease stems from ill-conceived pride, as his brand name, artistic origin, and corporate connection are printed right on his body. It is something of a relief to be able to trace his foulness to its source, that mighty font of mass-marketed sentimentality known as Hallmark.

    But eerie questions remain. Lou Rankin did not live in Thailand.

    (To be continued...)

    #ugly turtle blogging #broken neck turtle #palpatine turtle #is there an adjective in the english language i forgot to use?
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  • cosmic-navel-gazin
    14.06.2021 - 3 days ago

    There’s a god damn RPG game adaptation of Hard o be a God from 2007 and I wasn’t informed? 

    Look at my son. Look at my dumb, dumb son. Look at him (I’m assuming that’s my boy Rumata, maybe it’s another lad from Earth I don’t know).

    Look at his lil futuristic space laptop. Neat, I love it.

    I know the meaning of that face and pose though. The angst, the stress...

    That’s the face of a man who brought his laptop to the medieval alien planet and just now realized that all his Steam games need permanent connection to the internet to launch. You fool! There’s no wi-fi in Arkanar!

    #I'm just messing around I actually like this illustration a lot; kudos to the original artist #it's sick #From what I've read it's an old janky bug-riddled game and the english translation is far from great but some people really vouch for - #the story so... #It wouldn't be the first time I suffered through some broken game mechanics for a nice story #The real question here is: Will the translation be as broken as the original Pathologic? #Only time will tell #purchases have been made today is what I'm saying #I still need to watch the film adaptations first #Hard to be a God #hard to be a god 2007 #videogames#queue
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  • hindifunnyjokes
    14.06.2021 - 3 days ago
    #sad status in hindi #sad shayari in hindi #sad shayari in english #sad shayari image #sad shayari for girls #sad love shayari #sad girls shayari #heart touching shayari #emotional shayari #broken heart shayari #breakup shayari#alone shayari
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  • crickiss
    14.06.2021 - 3 days ago

    Ok alright im gonna do it im gonna post it just lemme hype myself up real quick

    #all it took was a little push and now im Off The Shits #thank you for enabling me. specially you Balam <3 you will all regret it /j HDKSJJF #its BAD it SUCKS it contains OLD ART and the TWO LITTLE PARAGRAPHS OF CONTEXT WRITTEN IN BROKEN ENGLISH AT 2 AM HURT MY EYES AND BRAIN /lh #but :) part of me is excited to share it JDKSJF /gen #just lemme add some finishing detaiiiilssssssss......... #wondertext
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  • 0ddfront
    14.06.2021 - 3 days ago

    just got tiger lily out of a chest :(

    #SHE SPEAKS IN BROKEN ENGLISH PLEASEEEEEEE WHYYYYYY DO THEY HAVE TO BE SO RACISTE
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  • xxvaelinxx
    13.06.2021 - 4 days ago

    I'm too narcissistic to die but fuck it I'm so tired.

    #life#quotes #the strugge is real #tired #let me sleep forever #please #you know what I mean #depression#depressed #i really dont know what to do #Original#English#Sad Quotes#Thoughts#emotions#Alone#Broken#Empty
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  • lethal-desires
    13.06.2021 - 4 days ago

    Breaking the Broken

    For those of you who needed more on this. Sorry, Nonnie, I am bringing him out.

    If there is one thing that the real Steve Rogers never had to jot down in his notebook, it is everything Bucky Barnes had ever said. He remembered the things that even Bucky had forgotten to have uttered. In Westview, living out his days with the Steve Rogers Wanda had conjured from the only fragments of his broken mind she had seen, Bucky begins to notice the slip ups. To them, he turns a blind eye, holding onto the reverie. But, eventually, the world that may have been his refuge, turns unbearably painful; and Bucky gets drawn into yet another goodbye.

    Despair not, good people, I promise you a fix it.

    #stucky#stevebucky#wintershield#evanstan #he says 'ofcourse you wouldn't know' #instead of 'you wouldn't remember' #the moments he acknowledges the truth #that the person he is looking at does not exist #the last gifs clip #I had to use it #'cause he looks so broken #the 1000yard stare #AU continuations #sorry for the mistakes in english #sorry for the quality of gifs #I wanted to do better with the graphics #but I have failed miserably #forgive me good people for the glitches #my psd mehdits & gifs #|è†hål ð³§ir³s
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  • toonificationblog
    13.06.2021 - 4 days ago

    i need to know why brer fox is hot, please tumblr, i need aswers

    #sorry for the broken english #brer fox#splash mountain#disney#furry
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  • fnaf-sxc
    13.06.2021 - 4 days ago

    Asume all the gijinkas are latinos unless I state otherwise /lh

    #thats why their english is so broken #tbh i wonder if i'll ever be able to make a comic without asking octy for the text correction because oh boy
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  • crowcryptid
    12.06.2021 - 5 days ago

    In case it wasn’t obvious I’m probably, most likely, going to be annoying as fuck tomorrow and will be tagging all posts with #e3 #halo so if you do not want to see me memeing I advise you black list it

    #memeing in anger or memeing in happiness? time will tell. #sorry I only care about 1 thing at e3 and that’s halo babey. and I guess doom too but I don’t think they’re gonna have anything #and if I’m completely silent then I’m dead #jokes.. I’m joke. if I’m silent then I’m just disappointed. #if it’s ALL multiplayer I probably won’t have much to say because I’m just like. yeah I’ll play that #I am not someone who hates sprint so I won’t have much to say about multiplayer lol #if it’s fun it’s fun that’s it babey #I do not give an shid about an ‘e-esports’ or ‘competetives’ I’m here to drive wildly around and give make my gunner fear for their life #the broken english is on purpose #to accurately describe my performance in multiplayer
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  • flyinghigh-fallingfast
    12.06.2021 - 5 days ago

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    #and now Jan is injured? fuck this man #Castange with a broken eye socket too #this is brutal I don’t wanna watch any more #english football#euro 2020
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  • sshining
    11.06.2021 - 6 days ago

    the lady at the okonomiyaki stand at this festival asks "are you Japanese ?" except my weab brain processed it without realising she had said it in JAPANESE AND I INSTINCTIVELY REPLIED BACK IN THE WRONG FORMALITY "chigau yo"/"NO I'M NOT" (I havent formally studied Japanese but I think the polite form is chigai masu and the less polite is chigau yo)

    and it was too late to correct myself or even clarify in english that I just happened to speak weab Japanese and I was actually Korean so we walk away into the night with our steaming calamari okonomiyaki and my burning shame.

    #shiny posts things #irl#life #IM NOT JAPANESE I JUST HAPPEN TO KNOW SOME PHRASES AND I FORGOT ABOUT FORMALITY IM SORRY #it just slipped out i can't control the language part of my brain i gotta deal with like #theres english and then there's broken pieces of Korean Japanese and french because i never became fluent in those #linguistics#weab #insert lord farqaad meme here
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  • iamnomad98
    11.06.2021 - 6 days ago

    The Engrish here is great. This is actually the top-rated boba place on University Way on Yelp.

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  • howtodisassembleyourdeviant
    11.06.2021 - 6 days ago
    #Not sure this is what you meant but here it is #By the way Connor didn't name them that because of shoes #Flop likes to slam his body into the ground to make a slapping sound #Often scaring Flip who likes to do flips in the water #It's just happenstance #Also even though I write him speaking broken English in my AU #I'm not making up a mer-language and then translating it #So mer-talk will be italicized from now on #It's easier#Mer-Verse#Drabble#DBH#Connor
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  • hindifunnyjokes
    10.06.2021 - 1 week ago
    #alone shayari#breakup shayari #broken heart shayari #emotional shayari #heart touching shayari #sad girls shayari #sad love shayari #sad shayari for girls #sad shayari image #sad shayari in english #sad shayari in hindi #sad status in hindi
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