bitches wake up & play possibility by lykke li like did u even try to have a good day
1Top Ten fictional dilfs (in no specific order)
- Thranduil
- Anakin Skywalker
- Batman
- Carlisle Cullen
- Charlie Swan
- Alaric Saltzman
- Superman
- Ted Logan
- Sasuke
- Remus lupin
7You all are lovely and help me grow as a writer, so for your likes, and reblogs, and comments, and asks, honestly, thank you! We’re a fair bit beyond 100 followers now but I’ve finally posted all of the thank you notes. Listing all 10 stories here in case you missed them!
Sherlock BBC:
- Thank you for listening: John Watson, Lucy Watson
Suits:
- Thank you for helping: Harvey Specter, Charlie Specter
- Thank you. That’s enough: Harvey Specter, Charlie Specter
- Thank you. No one has ever said that to me before: Mike Ross, Charlie Specter, Rachel Zane
Peaky Blinders:
- Thank you. I can take it from here: Tommy Shelby, Clara Shelby
- Thank you. You didn’t have to do that: Michael Gray, Clara Shelby, Ada Shelby
True Blood:
- Thank you. I get that a lot: Eric Northman, Elisabeth Northman, Pamela Swynford de Beaufort
White Collar:
- Thank you. How did you know it’s my birthday?: Neal Caffrey, Alice Burke
Twilight:
- Thank you but no: Carlisle Cullen, Mia Cullen
Fifty Shades:
- Thank you but I know what I’m doing: Christian Grey, Emmeline Grey
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Carlisle: Really? because if my house could talk it would say “Emmett’s a Liar and I’m on fire.”
74There is this really cursed headcanon my friends and I have, so in celebration of the twilight renaissance I’m gonna share it with y'all:
Vampires suck the blood out of tampons and pads and use tampons as teabags. Maybe also freeze them and eat them like popsicles.
Catch eddieboi at 3am rummaging through bella’s trashcan in search for a snacc
3Is there perhaps somewhere in the vast chaos, a free pdf twilight book translated in chinese? Im asking for my self and i will pay in good words
1Goddamit i saw a post yesterday that said what if bella asked edward to spit in her mouth and that ended up being the way she was changed and try to imagine having to tell carlisle and i have been laughing at random every time it pops into my head please if someone has the post semd it
20That part in Midnight Sun 🥺 where Edward is remembering his return to Carlisle and Esme 🥺 and Esme is hugging him and kissing his cheek 🥺and thinking my boy 🥺🥺 and Edward looks up into Carlisle’s face with his eyes all wide 🥺🥺🥺 don’t talk to me I’m soft 😭😭😭
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Based off of this lovely post
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back to my charlie x carlisle x billy version of twilight does charlie want to be turned by carlisle? bella wanted to be turned so bad but i think charlie would be more hesitant. he might actually go for billy over carlisle because billy can give him the normal life jake always told bella about
6Carlesme first kiss headcanon
A slip of tongue, Carlisle accidentally said ‘that’s why I love you.’ Less than a second, he felt her soft lips covered his. Carlisle froze. The kiss was shy yet somehow full of passion. He was barely able to stand.
It took him seconds to realize it was not his fantasy and gather his courage to kiss back. He didn’t know how to kiss, but all he wanted was to taste her and feel her again.
Under the dim purple twilight sky, the snowflakes began to fall, glittering due to the distant lights from the houses. The heat of her kiss was contrasting with the cold of snow. When he managed to catch the snowflake fell into her parted lips, it melted into a water droplet that carried her scent on his tongue.
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