Wayne Family Try Not To Laugh Challenge - Inspired by my Discovery of Smosh Pit
Bruce: *mouth full of water on a stool*
Jason: *walks out and stands there silently for about five seconds.* sup dad
Bruce: *mouth drops open as the others ooh and gasp*
Dick: *in the seat with water in his mouth*
Tim: *puts an apple by his foot and squats, looking up at Dick*
it’s silent for about 8 seconds
Tim: its fruit by the foot.
Dick: *sudden spit take*
Steph: *in the seat drinking water as Damian walks out wearing a sky maskand holding a sharp looking katana*
Damian: slowly leans close to Steph, who leans away a bit* . . . I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty-
Steph: *loses it*
Tim: *waiting in the seat as Jason walks out behind him wearing a white mask*
Jason: *slowly walks into Tim’s field of view, silent*
Tim: *sees Jason and nearly spits*
Jason: I’m Jason . . . but you don’t know which one.
Tim: *shoulder’s shaking as water dribbles down his chin*
Jason: if I don’t laugh I’m leaving!
Dick: *from behind the partition* I got you Jay!
Jason: you better *drinks a mouthful*
Dick: *throws a plastic bird over the wall as he screetches* what do you MEAN Robin’s can’t fly?!
Jason: *spit take*
Damian: comes out in a plastic Batman mask
Dick: *almost laughs*
Damian: *in a perfect mickey mouse voice* you got any drugs?
Dick: *spits almost all over Damian*
Jason: *from the other area* what the fUCK demon brat?!
Steph: *limps out n the batman mask. stops next to Tim and sighs, her clothes on her haphazard and kiss marks on her face* Catwoman’s in heat again.
Tim: *chokes on his water*
Steph: *moving to rub his back while laughing* don’t die!
Jason: cackling in the background
Damian: that’s not funny Todd
Duke: *from behind the camera with Cass* that’s freaking hilarious dude
Bruce: son we need to talk. *Dick raises an eyebrow* I’m sorry to tell you, but Leslie got the results back. the reason Barbara broke up with you is because you . . . are a slut.
Dick: *spits and the others lose it in the background while Bruce walks towards there* you get back here and say that again to my face! *he snaps at Bruce’s retreating figure*
Steph: he just dID! *wheezing*
Jason: comes out in a short fluffy skirt, a fake corset, a half formed Red Hood mask and a red cloak* *stands next to Damian* yo, it’s 50 bucks an hour.
Damian: *turns to look at him and turns back away, losing his water for the first time* *cackles*
Steph: why did that work?!
Damian: Hooker Little Red Riding Hood! *falls off his stool, Jason catches him*
Jason: told you, now pay the fuck up
Dick: *out of view behind the divider* why did we bet on this again?
Tim: *also out of view* because Damian is a stone cold bastard and we didn’t think anyone would would get him, much less Jason
Damian: *still cackling as Jason drops him* I’m getting a new bike *sounds very pleased with himself*
Steph: oh f*beep* off