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  • gorotakemura
    19.01.2022 - 1 day ago
    #vik 4 drinks into celebrating her big W: u know what u should get to commemorate this? a tattoo #drunk verde: Ohhh my god u are so RIGHT *gets a giant ass dragon on her leg* #I think verde was national champ for a hot minute and maybe razor took her out. oooh wait the DRAMA from that..... #Something else to file away for verde canon....thanks tina :) #verde about to die in like a week: razor is in town and i'm gonna take my belt back. #johnny: *quickly glances at the camera* ur priorities are fucking wacked lady #oc: verde #hilary.txt #ocstuff #THANK U AGAIN !!!! these are a nice distraction :)
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  • shunukitrash
    19.01.2022 - 1 day ago

    Am I the only one who thinks it's fucked up to make jokes about Anne Rice's death just because she hated fanfiction? That shit feels so wrong. I feel like the reason she was so protective over tvc was because she based Claudia around her daughter and was obsessed with preserving her memory, but then again I only read the first two books.

    It just doesn't feel right.

    #personal? idk #then again that hatred might also have stemed from homophobia which is ALSO fucked up #homophobes suck obviously #it just feels fucked to celebrate someone's death just so you can write smut on ao3 #im indifferent to the series anyway #i stopped cari g once i grew up and remembered louis was a whole ass slave owner and lost all sympathy for him #plus even knowing half of his past i still dont like lestat #do t get me wrong they're still good books and the movie fucked i just... idk
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  • indigoh4ze
    19.01.2022 - 1 day ago
    #also like all i listen to lately is slow sad music so 😟 #i’ll probably keep adding to it whenever i get reminded of ur gay ass tho <3 #lys’ 2.8k celebration #dana 🩰
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  • icanttakethemonmyown
    18.01.2022 - 2 days ago
    #thank you for keeping me updated anon! #i hope i wasnt too preachy #i just like celebrating people and want to remind them to celebrate themselves! #go forth and kick some ass! i know you will! #and come back when its all said and done #i wanna give you a big ole virtual hug! #so so proud! #asks
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  • mahindras
    18.01.2022 - 2 days ago

    Why is tan france so english

    #started watching queer eye and everyone else in this is SO american so his english ass accent is so disturbing #the way he pronounces plaid upsets me #i have heard his voice before but that was on celebrity bake off and everyone else there was british so i didn't notice
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  • fancyschmancyopinions
    17.01.2022 - 3 days ago

    CHLOE GRACE MORETZ at the “Mother/Android” premiere in Los Angeles on December 15th 2021 wearing LOUIS VUITTON

    I am not a huge fan of this outfit. I think it looks really heavy and bogs down Chloe.

    I like the silver and black overcoat, but I almost wish there was less layers underneath. It looks really bulky and I don’t think it’s flattering.

    I also don’t know why she paired this mostly black outfit with a brown Louis Vuitton bag. It stands out, but not in a good way. It looks really unnecessary.

    Just a big question mark regarding this whole outfit for me, it just isn’t working.

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  • one-pissed-off-child
    16.01.2022 - 4 days ago

    So I was tottering around on ao3, as one does, and besides all the gross shit and general unpleasantness that comes out the Encanto tag which would require an entirely different post I do have one comment

    You guys are absolutely cracked out insane if you think the Madrigals forgot Mirabel's quince.

    #especially Julieta like #that woman has probably been planning it since the moment she was born #idek if quince's are regularly celebrated in Colombia but #if they are then you bet your ass EVERY Madrigal girl got the most extravagant parties #why does everyone think the Madrigal's just barely tolerate Mira when she has pretty basic famial interactions with them #everyone except Isa and Alma just treats her normally lol #and even Isa and Alma's interactions with her are pretty par for the course #nothing they do indicated that they wouldn't celebrate such a big night for her #And what makes y'all think MIRABEL would let them forget about her quince? #girl would raise all hell and that's a fact #there needs to be less fics about Mira being a doormat and more about them being a loving family with issues #encanto #the family madrigal #disney encanto#mirabel madrigal#encanto disney
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  • romanticism-is-maudlinism
    16.01.2022 - 4 days ago

    i can’t lie to you guys. i would not recognize any of the bat-people’s identities if i met them in the mask

    #like?? i can't picture it- i would not recognize their celebrity counterparts #it'd be like if some lady covered in leather and an eye mask saved you after kicking twenty guys to the floor and then expecting to know it #was kim k the entire time #i don't care how iconic she is- i would not go *omg you're kim k* #the only thing i'd think is *holy duck i just got saved by some lady in spandex- thought i was gonna die* #so what i'm saying is i understand why no one in gotham recognizes any of the a list celebrities that save their asses every night #i wouldn't either #gotham#batman#batfam#bruce wayne
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  • mikrokosmin
    15.01.2022 - 4 days ago

    it's no coincidence that the people with the most to say about the character interactions in 7fates: chakho are solos and shippers—particularly those who "support" taekook and jikook. i can't imagine i'd be reading these same ludicrous thinkpieces if zeha and haru or zeha and jooan had the same interaction that zeha and dogeon did. it's just sort of funny how they'll decide what instances must be hybe "pushing an agenda"/controlling the members and what instances must be a "sign" or a "message"/the members acting on their own free will based on how well it aligns with the narrative they've created in their heads and by funny i mean absolutely mental

    but i mean, that's probably to be expected from people who are quite literally unable to rationalize the way normal, healthy, well-rounded individuals can. imagine speaking on "boundaries between fiction and reality" or any boundaries at all when you run an entire account dedicated to analyzing the interactions between two celebrities you've never met and will never know personally omg

    #7 fates #7 fates: chako #taekook and jikook supporters i implore you i beseech you... get help #start a hobby #centre your lives around anything other than the fictional relationship of two literal celebrities 😭😭 #this is why people say kpop stans need to be studied #they'll talk about how this is disrespecting the members #then you go look at their account and find abo omega slick fanfiction #or posts speculating about which one of these very real people is taking it up the ass djfjgkgk
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  • kiras-celebrity-lust-files
    15.01.2022 - 5 days ago



    Coming soon, a head to head (or body to body, more appropriately) competition between the tons of gorgeous celebs who don't quite figure into the Hall.

    Maybe the winner will get in...?

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  • subsiks
    12.01.2022 - 1 week ago

    we got hot subin after two months currently thriving

    #snoo shaking his non-existent ass as a form of celebration #no bc i'm so excited for promos like . GIVE ME MORE OF THST PLS #m.text
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  • awacatin
    11.01.2022 - 1 week ago

    I miss k2so

    #whens andor coming out....brb gonna google #between july n september apparently! time to rot til it releases #still a bit bummed that k2 is not gonna b on s1 but i trust in Dieguito luna n the series #lvoe all my latino sw men. gorgeous mr pascal also owns my ass. giggly man. moe. my fleeting n detatched celebrity crush #rogue one#txt #had a bunch of kayssian doodles lying around. i miss them #my cat is the cutest lil guy ever. he went to the backyard so he could watch me wash the dishes from outside the window #and meows at me. and cuddles w me under the blankets. cute stinky lil guy. i love you.
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