attempts thirst traps, gains followers, subjects other weirdos to my short horror stories and podcast obsessions. win win.
Chew on moss, hear it crunch, chew on moss
i with a busy schedule like to spend all day doing things. then during my free time ill just scroll through my home page and end up liking half of the stuff i see and it makes me feel like that weird creepy ex that goes through and likes all of your insta posts from six years ago like im sorry its not what it looks like
Yeah, I think I wanna die in a different hole, please.
𝖭𝗈𝗋𝗆𝖺𝗅 𝖯𝖾𝗈𝗉𝗅𝖾 𝖬𝗒 𝖠𝗀𝖾: 𝖨'𝗆 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝗒 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝖲𝗎𝗆𝗆𝖾𝗋!! 𝖭𝗈 𝖲𝖼𝗁𝗈𝗈𝗅, 𝖧𝖺𝗇𝗀𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖮𝗎𝗍 𝖶𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝖥𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖽𝗌, "𝖧𝗈𝗍 𝖦𝗂𝗋𝗅 𝖲𝗎𝗆𝗆𝖾𝗋", 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗆𝖺𝗄𝖾-𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗌!!
𝖬𝖤: 𝖮𝗁 𝖡𝗈𝗒!!! 𝖳𝗂𝗆𝖾 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗌𝗎𝗆𝗆𝖾𝗋, 𝖠𝖭𝖣 𝖳𝖨𝖬𝖤 𝖳𝖮 𝖧𝖴𝖭𝖳 𝖥𝖮𝖱 𝖬𝖮𝖱𝖤 𝖡𝖮𝖭𝖤𝖲𝖲𝖲𝖲!!!
× 𝗒𝖾𝗉...𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖻𝖾𝗍 𝖨'𝗅𝗅 𝖻𝖾 𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝗁𝗎𝗇𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 + 𝖼𝗈𝗅𝗅𝖾𝖼𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗠𝗢𝗥𝗘 𝖻𝗈𝗇𝖾𝗌 𝗇𝖾𝗑𝗍 𝗌𝗎𝗆𝗆𝖾𝗋! :)
EVERYONE IS A FRIEND WHETHER THEY LIKE IT OR NOT!
When you're a kid, you color with reckless abandon. You color outside the lines. You color however you feel. Blue elephants, purple trees, red bears, green oceans - it's all good. As you get older, though, everyone tells you to stay inside the lines, to color everything just like you see it. You end up painting by numbers - whether you actually or weather you write or sing or dance or direct. I think you should create what you feel. Create outside the lines. I want to watch green oceans and red bears. I'd love to listen to purple trees. And I long to read blue elephant.
When i'm underwhelmed I want to crush bones with my bare hands but I only have bread so-
C R U M B S
I wish I had money instead of these giant tits
I revel in the thoughts of kissing all frogs
murder is the only way to get into heaven
Everyone talks about Britney gays and Gaga Gays but fr fr Kesha gays are truly insane. We love a crazy bitch with too much glitter.
Mean kid on the playground: "Haha! Look, everyone, Charles has gone and ripped his trousers mucking about!"
Charles, who's about to invent distressed jeans as a fashion trend: "Oh, haven't you heard?"
Wanna outrun myself but that bitch is fast
I'm so tired that when I read the words 'frozen pizza' I had to stop and think about why a pizza would be forbidden.
All those... bones... look pretty... heavy...
I could... hold them..... for you