Emmett: so the first person to weird charlisle out wins. I call it the daddy game.
Roseilie: that sounds dumb…
Jasper: what do we win?
Emmett: if you win I won’t break your stuff
Alice: your going to trash all of our rooms???
Edward: I’m in. Stay out of my room.
*Alice and rosalie running down the stairs past charlisle*
Alice: hi daddy!
Rosalie: hi daddy
Charlisle: hi…. girls… ???
Edward: daddy I need your keys
Charlisle: *doing paperwork in his study* w-what???
Edward: they keys…. to the car. I need them
Charlisle: oh yes their in the kitchen…
Charlisle: *walking down the hall when he passes jasper*
Jasper: *nods his head* howdy-daddy
Charlisle: huh-howdy? Hi. Hi jasper.
Emmett: this is taking too long!
Edward: calm down we can’t blow our cover
Emmett: I’m bored already. *stands up and loudly moans* AAAAHHH~~~ DOCTOR DADDY!!!
*everyone breaks out into laughter*
Charlisle: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU KIDS?!?!?
Esme: *pokes her head through the door* daddy do you know where the broom is?
Everyone f*ckin looses it.
if stephenie meyer defied logic in her canon twilight universe in order to have renesmee exist i wouldn’t be surprised if she bent her own rules in life and death’s alternate universe just so the baby would still be born at some point