SCM Chatroom: Drama Kings
My only talent is making bad sex jokes.
Warning: NSFW humour (duh) and graphic depictions of horny men
Partheno has logged on
Partheno: I HAVE FOUND THE ONLY NOODLE SOUP I’LL EVER HAVE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Aigonorus has logged on
Aigonorus: thats a lot of sodium
Partheno: u know what aigo u don’t get to lecture me on my sodium intake when ur insulin levels are off the roof
Partheno: i’m surprised ur not diabetic with all those marshmallows u consume
Scorpio has logged on
Aigonorus: actually partheno, in honour of u surviving day 1 of no nut november i have come to offer u some sweets
Scorpio: I have a cake for you too
Partheno: you know, theres another white and creamy substance i wanna eat~
Aigonorus: its been 10 minutes into the first day of november how r u already horny
Partheno: I LIVE IN A MANSION OF HOT GUYS
Aigonorus: ha, scorpios-
Scorpio: ...shut up im not blushing
Partheno: might as well call me Y/N because i am in one (1) big harem 🥴🥴🥴
Scorpio: Of course you had to ruin a sweet moment
Partheno: what do u mean? i think it was romantic of me to kiss your dick yesterday
Aigonorus: partheno that means u lost
Partheno: no i didnt! it really was just a kiss!
Aigonorus: its never ‘just a kiss’ w/ u
Scorpio: No, he’s right. It’s just a kiss
Aigonorus: he just kissed ur dick & left?
Scorpio: I told him I tolerated him and he just took off my pants and kissed my dick
Partheno: it’s common courtesy to award a compliment with a blowjob, no? but since i’m not allowed to give him a blowjob, i kissed his lil wee wee
Aigonorus: “wee wee”
Scorpio: It is NOT little
Partheno: i mean....i’ve seen bigger👀👀👀👀
Scorpio: who? bitch who?
Krioff has logged on
Partheno: krioff~~~ have you come to visit me my love? ♡♡
Scorpio: He has a bigger dick than me?!
Aigonorus: YES. & IT FEELS AMAZING.
Partheno: i was just greeting krioff, but yes he does have a bigger dick than you
Partheno: that’s why he fucks me all the time 🤤🤤🤤
Krioff: yiuy only love m for my fick?
Partheno: no honey, of course not
Partheno: i love you for your adorable personality, big hunky arms, your precious smile, your protectiveness, your unconditional love for your family...
Aigonorus: just say ur in love
Partheno: i AM in love❤️❤️
Scorpio: Disgusting. Get it away.
Partheno: shut up scorpio i know u love us
Scorpio: I tolerate you
Partheno: ah, another kiss on the love stick it is then~
Scorpio: I take it back I hate you
Aigonorus: every day, parthenos synonyms for “penis” grow
Partheno: what can i say? i have a very extensive lexicon
Krioff: you dont even kniw wht “itinerary” meant
Scorpio: Bimbo alert
Partheno: ur banned from having ur dick in my mouth ever again
Scorpio: You’re already banned from that
Tauxolouve has logged on
Huedhaut has logged on
Tauxolouve: This message is a warning to everybody planning to go to the common room: dont
Scorpio: Why not?
Tauxolouve: Teo is jerking it in there
Tauxolouve: Which officially makes him the first loser of NNN
Partheno: i can’t believe he backed out of our deal! what a traitor (;｀O´)o
Huedhaut: You had a deal with him?
Partheno: he said that if either him or me feels the urge to lose, we’d tell each other so we would lose together
Partheno: we even pinky promised to it!
Partheno: *sniff* w-we used to share nipple clamps t-together ｡:ﾟ(;´∩`;)ﾟ:｡
Partheno: UGH! THATS IT. from this day on, teorus is not my best friend anymore <(,,Ծ‸Ծ,, )>
Scorpio: Tch, that outburst doesn’t even deserve my response
Krioff: there tnere
Tauxolouve: What does “L” mean, Aigo?
Huedhaut: ...Remind me why I should care?
Partheno: hue i am in DISTRESS! how could you say that to me?!
Huedhaut: Partheno I adore you, I truly do, but there are some things that are better left unheard
Partheno: Glad to see how much you care about me Hue :).
Partheno: I feel so loved by you.
Huedhaut: Your proper grammar and capitalization would have been an outstanding achievement if there wasn’t a petty undertone hidden to it.
Partheno: WHY DON’T YOU LOVE ME
Huedhaut: I do, very much so, even.
Partheno: :(( tell me more pls
Teorus has logged on
Partheno: on second thot, put them on hold
Partheno: i have a bitch to end
Scorpio: Damn is it already 10?
Tauxolouve: Yup, it’s exactly 10:28AM, just in time for their daily quarrel
Scorpio: What’s that dumb cow and freak always fightin’ for? Always causing trouble for the rest of us
Aigonorus: just lock em in a room, theyll make up eventually
Aigonorus: that or they die
Teorus: i was going to say hi but you know what you dont deserve my greetings
Partheno: great, bc i didn’t want your greetings you backstabbing hoe
Krioff: iss this my cu 2 leave
Huedhaut: Hey Partheno, I heard that Teorus jizzed in your face cream
Partheno: he WHAT?!
Partheno: its okay, its fine, the zodiac was originally 11 anyways.
Partheno: taurus doesn’t exist.
Partheno: i will hex your entire fucking bloodline teo.
Partheno: also u were adopted.
Partheno: mom told me that he found you on a cow farm and felt bad so he took you in.
Partheno: dad tried to get crows to eat you when you were a baby too.
Partheno: you know how i said that i liked your sweater last week? i was lying
Partheno: it was the ugliest thing i’ve ever laid my beautiful eyes upon
Partheno: my dad taught me some very exquisite torture methods and i’m excited to finally have a victim to try them out on so
Partheno: i hope you burn in hell, you tramp.
Aigonorus: y do u insist on watching the world burn hue
Huedhaut: It’s amusing.
Scorpio: I feel like I just witnessed a live reenactment of Keeping Up With the Kardashians
Krioff: hw would you kniw what thar looks like
Huedhaut: I’m guessing that Scorpio has been watching reality TV as of late.
Scorpio: Shut your smart mouth
Teorus: lol patty is such a dramatic bitch im sure hes just in his room crying rite about now
Partheno: i can read what you write you fucking uncultured swine
Teorus: ... hahahahah you wouldnt happen to be banging on my door right?
Teorus: ...you wouldnt do that would you patty?
Teorus: OH SHIT DFKJFKFKGKG
Teorus: ASJDJFKGLGLGLGOORHEL PJRNRRN
Aigonorus: there’s nothing like witnessing a murder first thing in the morning
Huedhaut: Makes my coffee that much sweeter.
Scorpio: You two have no hearts
Krioff: though yu wer e the ine with th “black heart’ scorpu
Dui has logged on
Ichthys has logged on
Ichthys: i just saw patty wrestling teo and im not sure who to root for~
Dui: They’re trying to pull each other’s hair out
Aigonorus: ur just watching?
Ichthys: with popcorn! u want sum?
Aigonorus: nah, theyre too loud
Aigonorus: esp parthy he fuckin screeches when he breaks a nail
Tauxolouve: Is this why the King likes to mess with us so much?
Huedhaut: To be fair, it is quality entertainment.
Scorpio: Maybe you’re inheriting more traits of that sick bastard than you thought, Mr. Smart Guy
Ichthys: that nicknames kinda lame
Scorpio: You don’t get to have an opinion you damn fish
Ichthys: that nicknames kinda lame too lol
Aigonorus: ichthys is winning an argument with scorpio? i always thought it’d b the other way around
Scorpio: It is the other way around, stupid goat
Ichthys: lolololololol thats also a lame nickname
Scorpio: Shut up!
Ichthys: awww i love you toooo scorpy( ˘ ³˘)♥
Scorpio: Get those nasty frickin hearts away
Dui: But Scorpio, why do you play the tough guy act when we all know you’re a big softie?
Ichthys: absolutely obliterated lmao
Krioff: ...since wne was scopri plaiing tiugh guy?
Aigonorus: lmao how bad do u have to be @ playing “tough guy” if we that all see you for the tsuntsun softie u r
Scorpio: I will frickin choke you out in your sleep
Aigonorus: choke me out when im awake u coward
Scorpio: You’re this close to entering comatose. Why do you even wake up anymore?
Ichthys: ....yea its a pretty good reason
Tauxolouve: Yeah okay, next time I need to wake you up I’ll just whip my dick out
Aigonorus: oh please do
Scorpio: So the real whore in this house wasn’t the sex crazed freak at all, it was you
Scorpio: Ha, you deprived lil shit
Huedhaut: I can’t take that seriously knowing that you popped a boner when I called you my “little bitch boy”
Huedhaut: And I was kidding that time
Dui: Is this a good time to tell you that Scorpio popped one after reading that?
Ichthys: awwww scorpys blushing
Aigonorus: lol what a little bitch boy
Scorpio: STOP IT
Leon has logged on
Scorpio: The last person I want to see
Leon: ?? Then leave, bitch
Aigonorus: b careful calling him bitch, leo. scorpio likes that
Scorpio: NO I DONT SHUT UP
Partheno: scorpy does this mean you’ll finally stop bullying my kinks
Scorpio: Go back to beating the shit out of Teorus
Teorus: i lived, bitch
Ichthys: told you he would, dui
Dui: Teo’s more durable than I thought
Partheno: i always beat teo
Partheno: because teo will never survive the winter
Teorus: what a lie! you couldnt even survive a little bit of rain!
Teorus: “mY hAir! my hAiR iS goNna bE ruiNed!!11″
Partheno: SAYS YOU
Leon: Out of all of us, the “wimp” would be you, ugly scorpion
Scorpio: Out of all of us, you should shut the frick up, dumb lion
Karno has logged on
Zyglavis has logged on
Krioff: evryones jere
Ichthys: Altair and Vega erasure
Karno: Excuse me? Who’s not giving my children the love and attention they deserve???
Partheno: i’ve gotten no attention from you!
Leon: If I could scoff I could
Karno: You 11 accidents are not my children
Zyglavis: Would you look at that, rabid lion, you got demoted to “accident”
Leon: You’re a part of those “11 accidents”, you anal retentive kitchen scale
Aigonorus: that stupid nickname is prob y ur demoted lol
Tauxolouve: Why is it that we can never have a peaceful discussion in the four walls of our screens
Scorpio: Don’t pretend like you haven’t disrupted the “peace” here before you senile old prick
Huedhaut: Well, there’s not much “peace” if people like Partheno are here
Partheno: really?! you’re gonna play me like that, hue?
Huedhaut: You’re not exactly the calmest one here
Huedhaut: Or in general, really
Partheno: i bring the flair and party to the room! i don’t see you contributing anything but being mean and nasty!
Huedhaut: ...Boohoo :)
Krioff: hiw did yiu do the smley fade?
Tauxolouve: What does that mean Dui?
Aigonorus: god u 2 r so old lmao
Teorus: lol i cant belive u made hue mad enough to use a smiley face lololol looooooser
Huedhaut: You’re still as illiterate as ever
Teorus: hey, i thought u were bullying patty, not me!
Huedhaut: I can multitask
Zyglavis: It’s always a verbal massacre every time I open this chat
Leon: Speaks a lot about the effect of your presence, doesn’t it?
Zyglavis: As always, your lack of maturity astounds me to no ends
Ichthys: lololol grandpa ziggles has balls lololol
Zyglavis: Not “Ziggles”
Krioff: whst balls sre u taking abiut?
Dui: It’s not important, Krioff
Ichthys: u guys seriously dont know the slang??
Scorpio: Sounds lame anyways
Teorus: no ur lame >:(
Karno: ..Do you need help with something? Like finding a therapist? Or a new hairstyle?
Partheno: find me a dick and i don’t care who it’s attached to
Karno: Okay, so you want a dick attached to a person, not just the dick right?
Partheno: i already have dildos, mother
Dui: I am very uncomfortable with the energy we have created in the chat today
Zyglavis: You learn to tune it out in due time.
Tauxolouve: The chaos of this mansion is very hard to tune out in general I don’t see it changing just because it’s in text
Zyglavis: Unfortunately I don’t see our dynamic changing no matter where we are either.
Zyglavis: However, being at home shouldn’t erase all your dignity. Compose yourselves for once in your lives.
Zyglavis: How complicated is it to conduct yourselves in a proper and presentable manner?
Aigonorus: ...lol u wish
Leon: You wish indeed
Zyglavis: This is why an HR department should be instilled.
Karno: ...If we had HR, we would have lost Teorus and Ichthys a long time ago
Ichthys: ziggy said he likes me tho >:(
Teorus: why would i be lost
Aigonorus: u drink milk when ur thirsty thats already a crime
Teorus: but im vegan, so technically ur just hating on vegans
Krioff: YIU CSNT B VEFAN & DRINCK MILK TEO TGIS IS T HIW IT WORSK
Teorus: uGH your so dumb
Karno: Is that seriously coming from you, Teo?
Partheno: of course kri’s dumb! he got a big d
Partheno: there’s not enough blood in his body for a big pp and a big brain
Partheno: it’s just science
Krioff: r we ignring that tou caleld m e dumb?
Tauxolouve: Teorus do you even know what a vegan is
Teorus: yea its when you only eat animal products like eggs and milk and stuff
Huedhaut: There are approximately 1,010,300 words into English language, but I could never string enough together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair
Teorus: thats so rude hue :((( i thought we were soulmates
Zyglavis: Agreed, Karno. We would have lost Teorus a long time ago.
Zyglavis: And solely for that reason, I’m not sure if that makes me want an HR department more or less.
Aigonorus: It’s more, definitely more.
Partheno: i’m the queen thot and teo never seems to understand it, so i’m all in for kicking him out
Teorus: you wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid
Scorpio: This is the reason why Wishes sucks
Leon: You’re the reason Punishments stinks
Scorpio: You wanna frickin’ go? Meet me in the lobby in 20 minutes, I bet you won’t fight me you coward
Leon: You couldn’t even win an arm wrestle against me what makes you think you can win a fight against me?
Aigonorus: lol loser
Scorpio: I’m not taking that from someone who’s on the verge of death
Aigonorus: thought it was comatose
Scorpio: I change my mind I want you dead
Aigonorus: hey leo u mind if i watch the fight?
Leon: Not at all
Aigonorus: nice i’ll be cheering u on
Aigonorus: yea yea laugh it up
Aigonorus: enjoy the last moments w/ ur rep b4 i spread the vid of leon beatin u up all over the heavens
Leon: Atta boy, Aigo
Aigonorus: say that again & i’ll be rooting for scorpio instead
Leon: I’ll be down in 10, loudmouth scorpion
Leon: I’d tell you not to be late but knowing your already tardy presentation, you will be
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Scorpio: The NERVE of that stupid dumb idiot bastard lion!
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Karno: Theoretically, if I left you all without supervision for a short impromptu vacation-
Zyglavis: Which would be irresponsible.
Karno: I know you want to join me
Zyglavis: The departments can’t run without us.
Karno: God I know...but it’s so, so tempting
Huedhaut: A vacation away from the mansion is a luxury at this point
Karno: More like a really nice dream
Zyglavis: I will never be able to indulge in such luxury, ever.
Ichthys: hey turn that frown upside down~
Zyglavis: I am not frowning.
Ichthys: i knew you were about to
Partheno: wait u would leave us without supervision?!
Zyglavis: No. Never. I would never ever ever leave you without supervision.
Partheno: ziggy is so protective of us awww
Dui: I’m not exactly sure that was protectiveness, Parthy
Partheno: well, regardless of if ziggy is here or not i would still have loud sex <3
Tauxolouve: You hear that? It’s the sound of Zyg’s sobs
Zyglavis: I do not sob.
Teorus: thats not what you said last night
Zyglavis: As always, your jokes are outdated
Aigonorus: i did not just hear you of all people calling something “outdated”
Dui: ISJDGJGJGJ AIGO LMAOOOOSDJFJFHK
Krioff: wh T DOwS TAT MEAN
Huedhaut: It’s called a keysmash, Krioff.
Aigonorus: man u r as old as lou
Tauxolouve: Hey now, I’m not ancient
Aigonorus: u dont even know the most classic vines
Tauxolouve: I don’t understand them
Zyglavis: The more you talk, the worse my migraine gets
Karno: You get used to it
Huedhaut: Do you need me to pass you the vodka?
Karno: ...yes please
Partheno: ur coping mechanism is kinda unhealthy
Aigonorus: ur a freak of nature partheno. trust me, mom needs the vodka 2 deal w/ u
Partheno: excuse me, darlings. i have to introduce aigo to the end of my new stilettos
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Aigonorus: ffs i hate his heels so much
Aigonorus: whoever protects me from partheno gets a dick riding
Teorus: as if! u dont even do any work!
Aigonorus: ...whoever protects me from partheno gets one of my plushies
Ichthys: ME ME ME ME!!
Ichthys: ur plushies are sooooooo soft
Ichthys: move, the new aigo defense unit is coming through!
Dui: Ikky that is such a bad idea
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Dui: Oh no
Aigonorus: lmao so easily bribed
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Dui: I sadly have to stop Partheno. The end of his stiletto is a sight I don’t wish for anyone to see
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Teorus: hmph! im not staying here with you stinky bullies! ur all mean to me!
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Zyglavis: Ever so dramatic. Doesn’t it get boring?
Huedhaut: It has. It’s gotten boring a long time ago.
Tauxolouve: Which heel do you think Partheno took out? Is it the new diamond ones?
Krioff: he git spikey ones revently
Karno: Oh dear, I’ve seen them
Karno: Partheno’s going to aim for Aigo’s eyes first
Karno: I have to go stop him. We need Aigo alive
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Krioff: do u realky need aigp aluve?
Krioff: je doesnt do muvh
Zyglavis: I agree. Every time I have seen Aigonorus, he’s been asleep. In all the time I have known him, I’ve never seen him with a single document.
Krioff: lol hpw do u take a pictore
Tauxolouve: Camera button
Krioff: tgis one?
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Zyglavis: Would you look at that, Huedhaut is laughing for once
Huedhaut: How can you not? It was hilarious.
Tauxolouve: Should we get an instruction manual for Krioff?
Huedhaut: Absolutely not. This is quality entertainment for me.
Zyglavis: It does put me in a good mood.
Tauxolouve: Maybe more of the King has actually rubbed off on us than we thought
Huedhaut: I’ll take that in stride if it means getting to witness more chaos
Zyglavis: You truly love to watch the world burn
Huedhaut: If you can’t beat the madness in this mansion, might as well join in
Zyglavis: Well said.
Tauxolouve: You wanna record the Aigo-Parthy fight?
Huedhaut: Already have my professional camera ready
Zyglavis: I suppose I’ll prepare the first aid
Tauxolouve: And I’ll dig out mom’s fake passports in case we ever need them.
Huedhaut: We’re such a good team.
Tauxolouve: Too bad we use it for evil.
Zyglavis: How fitting of us.
Huedhaut: Indeed. Meet you in the foyer, then.
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