due to the eating him post anytime i see a baby goat i think eating him
im so fucking hungry i am going to eat my house
have i mentioned i hate henry spencer lately because i do
and i was so used to my old man taking the tiniest bites that i forgot that big dogs usually...do NOT do the same
Yang bit back a chuckle. She’d come to ask to twins if their room was warm enough since the nights had begun to get quite cold. If they needed the heat turned up a bit more, that was fine. However, the twins had already come up with a solution of their own.
Li was using Chomp as a teddy bear. The girl had her face pressed into the fur on Chomp’s back while Buddy, the family’s pet squirrel, had taken up residence on Buddy’s shoulder.
Alison, meanwhile, had requisitioned Sally for warmth. She had her arms wrapped around the true salamander as Sally snoozed away, more than happy to spend her night curled up to a member of the family.
X X X
Fluffy glared ominously at Patches. The newly acquired kitten was still settling into the household, so he wasn’t comfortable sleeping on his own yet. He’d indulged him so far, but it was really time for the younger cat to toughen up. Patches mewled pitifully, and Fluffy sighed. Fine. One more night.
But tomorrow, Patches was definitely on his own.
The sound of footsteps had Fluffy looking up. It was Jaune. The blond man looked like he wanted to make a comment, but Fluffy bared his claws, and he wisely refrained from saying anything.
He probably wanted to say that Fluffy was getting soft. Hah! Not a chance. He was just making sure that Patches learned to fit in because the kids would get upset if he had problems, which would only make Fluffy’s life more complicated.
That was it.
From the script of Hiroshima Mon Amour (1959) by Marguerite Duras; Dir. Alain Resnais (translated by Richard Seaver)
thinking abt that "all that blood was never once beautiful. it was just red" quote irt literally any YA book where sm of the main cast dies makes me feel unhinged and also like goofy in the pool
funniest fucking shit in the world is when one of my rats grooms another one So fucking good that she just lays there in paralyzed bliss for several seconds
society if these books were available in *********.
i found the lgbta wiki.
“What about them?”
June 16 National Turkey Day 2021 Before we started doing this, I researched and googled like crazy. I compiled a pretty awesome list that was applicable to my family. This week we have two turkey days! They won’t be the same, don’t worry! This turkey day was turkey breast sandwiches. https://www.instagram.com/p/CQZE7PclKtz/?utm_medium=tumblr
Madoka AU though. A cute human Kyubey boy appears and offers to grant any wish you have on the condition you become a ~magical girl~ and fight witches... But as per usual the terms and conditions are not quite clear so you don't realize your soul is shoved into a gem.
Except this time *he* holds onto the soul gem. So it's impossible for you to stray too far from his side. In fact, he can even threaten to walk away, leaving you a hollow, unresponsive shell of a human being.
And if you kill him, that's ok. He has plenty of spares. The next one will just appear right after the other and carry on with the sentence you so rudely interrupted.
On the bright side, he helps you fight. He'll die before he lets a witch kill you. He doesn't understand this whole concept of... Emotions. They're energy to be utilized in his mind. But the thought of you getting your head chomped off by a witch seems... Unfavorable. You are less dispensable than the others, even if your potential power capacity isn't abnormally high. He's not sure why you're less dispensable, but he's certain you are. So he'll be sure to keep you safe.
Request; Chain Chomp and Wiggler
XxShinyJirachixX Requested; Chain Chomp & Wiggler from Super Mario? After the last request, ShinyJirachi asked for another request (Before the others that are still on my list), so I figured I'd get it done ^^ Do not steal, repost, or alter in any
Chain Chomp and Wiggler belongs to Super Mario || Nintendo
Sorry for the lack of content guys— Genshin Impact and Demon Slayer have me by the throat.