@exhaustedtech99 what have we done

why is windu so bitchy all the time damn

Opinions that get you blasted with hate in the sw fandom:

Any

Can we please respect other’s opinions on a FICTIONAL universe please?

STAR WARS, I ASK ONE THING…

Can we please have some prominent, canon LGBTQ+ characters and relationships.

And not ones that are alluded to or mentioned after the film/show/comic/whatever comes out.

It’s explicitly stated that it’s happening, it’s featured and it’s an accurate, good representation of queer people.

Please.

I miss bad batch so badly;—;

I needed a mortician for Reasons and next thing I knew I had a boy.  Here he is~

Additional character notes under the cut!  Including the pictured text in case my cursive is too tiny, haha.  Gentle warning for lots of discussion about death and cremation, since that’s his job.

Fell (CT-4311)

-Head mortician of the Coruscant Guard: I have a lot of thoughts about clones and their relationship with death--Kamino probably taught them about body disposal for purely practical reasons; they know enough about burials and natborn attitudes about bodies to know the basics of what to do with natborn senators/officers/civilians, but they’ve never been encouraged to hold funerals or anything for their own.  They’ve probably picked up some things from their trainers and the Jedi, though; I imagine each battalion might develop their own rituals regarding their fallen.  There might also be a military unit dedicated to clean-up, if the fighting forces don’t have time to burn or bury their own dead.  In the case of the Coruscant Guard, they can’t just leave corpses lying around the city and occasionally need to examine bodies for investigations, so the GAR headquarters has a morgue and cremation facility under the med center.

-Gentle, soft-spoken: Fell is a kind man to brothers both living and dead.  He’s read a bit about Mandalorian and Jedi teachings regarding death; though he doesn’t have any strong thoughts about the afterlife, he is vaguely comforted by the idea that brothers go back to join the stars or the Force.  Regardless, he feels it is his duty to send off his brothers with respect, both for their sake and for the sake of those still living, and he does his best to be compassionate with those who are grieving.  He lets brothers know when he’s doing cremations so they can be there if they want--it’s not quite a funeral, but some brothers come to hold vigil during the process, pick up small personal effects, or just say farewell one last time (at least one of the commanders usually comes, as well as brothers close to whoever’s fallen).  While somewhat desensitized to most aspects of his job, though, it’s heavy work, so Fell doesn’t always sleep well and is often tired.

-Armor:  Fell’s armor paint isn’t super customized, as I imagine the Guard might be encouraged to present a more standardized image given their urban role (though I think the animated show just used the same model designs for convenience).  Also, while not shown in the image, Fell paints little stars on the inside of his armor for fallen brothers as well.  I miss the cool sword design from Phase I armor though, haha.

-Vambraces stained with ash, smudges elsewhere: The cremation machine does some level of self-cleaning, but the boxes also require some cleaning by hand, and the ash has stained some of Fell’s armor, particularly the vambraces; there’s also a bit of scuffing and carbon scoring from work in the field, as Fell is still trained for combat and occasionally serves in that capacity too.  Fell wears his armor while doing his mortuary work because it suffices as PPE and also leaves him ready to go out to the field on short notice--dead bodies can typically just be shoved back into cold storage when there are living ones who need help.

-Book contains names of fallen brothers: Every brother (Guard or not) who passes through the GAR cremation facility on Coruscant is listed in the book by name and designation.  I don’t know where Fell first got the book or why exactly he felt compelled to start doing this, but the remembrances are important to him and the rest of the Corries.  There are also pages dedicated to Corrie troopers killed on off-world missions.  The book is kept in his desk.

-His name (and forehead scar) comes from an incident in which a target managed to knock his helmet off and push him out a window.  The fall wasn’t fatal, but when a concerned child bystander asked who he was and what happened, he was too winded and dazed to get out anything besides “...fell” and they mistook that for his name.  It stuck.  Meta reason is that he’s named after the titular character of a book I enjoyed as a kid.

-Fell likes plants (and living things in general), though they’re a bit scarce on Coruscant.  He’s got at least one little one at his desk; its origins are currently a mystery to me.

-I haven’t figured out whether there’s a whole team for body disposal or if some medics just end up on rotations for such duties (I am not an expert on mortuary processes or services and also don’t have a good grasp of the scale of the Coruscant Guard or their death rates), but Fell’s got at least one regular pal or possibly fellow mortician named Mort.  He also gets help from AX-15 when the droid isn’t busy with living patients.

AX-15 (Axis)

-Precursor model to the AZ series: Design-wise, AX-15 is mostly a combo of an AZ unit and a 2-1B surgical droid, but I’m saying his model predates the AZ units to explain the name starting with AX, haha.  He’s also got lots of tools in his midsection like an FX-series droid.

-Assists Fell when not busy with other medics: Axis is primarily tasked with serving living people, but he helps Fell at times as well.

-He’s got little boosters/repulsors but also feet for perching, which gives him added stability and leverage.

-Dunno what his personality is like beyond being fairly blunt and matter-of-fact.  I think he learns a bit of tact over time, though, and he’ll tell Fell to take breaks or finish for the day if the man loses track of time or seems to be having a bad day.

...Whew, that was kind of a lot.  Kudos to anyone who actually reads all that xD  Fell came about when I was trying to figure out how one might fake a cremation and who someone might need to bypass/fool/avoid, but then I ended up thinking a ton about the whole deal.  The subject matter of most of these headcanons is naturally a little depressing, but I’ve grown real fond of this guy.  If it helps, he belongs to a Fix-it AU that’s been bouncing around in my head (and is very very slowly gaining written form) for months, in which things turn out pretty okay for the clones and the Jedi!

“The manufacturer’s disregard for accuracy in regards to replicating this clone’s armor is astonishing”- Tech✨🤓

it's so funny to me how in the clone wars whenever anyone wants anakin to do smth they get padme to convince him and whenever anyone wants padme to do something they get anakin to convince her lmao

Waxer: Boil, is that my mug you’re drinking out of?

Boil: No, it’s mine.

Waxer: It... looks just like the one I have...

Boil: You don’t have one like this anymore.

Fix it fic where Fox kills Palpatine by mixing up their coffees and accidentally gives Palps a heart attack from a caffeine overdose. Fox is too tired to notice or care.

Ayo, anybody up for a AU where Macaque becomes a Jedi and his Master Is Ahsoka Tano and he has to go through shit like Anakin but also learn the ways of the force and overcome his past?

do you think there’s a clone trooper the other troopers go to for tattoos and paint jobs for their armor. if so i think his name would be Sketch

SONGS THAT ARE ✨LITERALLY THEM✨ (according to me)

Disclaimer: This is all my opinion, pls don’t hate, it’s all in good fun 🥰

1:

Cherik (Charles Xavier & Erik Lensherr; X Men)

Break My Heart by Dua Lipa

2:

Maulsoka (Darth Maul & Ahsoka Tano; Star Wars)

Line Without a Hook by Ricky Montgomery

might do a part 2, idk

:)

My First Cosplay: Chapter Three

Friday, September 24, 2021

Just received my first purchase for this cosplay:

- an orange swim cap (keep my hair back to fasten lekku headpiece) - a burnt orange cloth mask, which fits like a GLOVE by the way!

Assuming that we'll still be dealing with the pandemic during next year's comic con season, I want to emulate Ahsoka's white face markings on the cheek of the mask.

NGL I also kinda wanna walk around grocery shopping with an Ahsoka mask on and see who gets the reference.

I took the idea from @212thincorrectcanonquotes' post.

Obi-Wan is ready for Halloween party!

Clones and their Sailor Gaurdians

Rex: sir.

Anakin: not now, Rex

Rex: I’ll get General Kenobi, sir.

Anakin: Rex, when have I ever listened to my husband?

Rex: Sailor Andromeda if you don’t go get some sleep I’m telling Cody!

Anakin: … rude, fine, no need to get him.

Rex: Brat.

Part of my Moonlight Starlight fic universe.

Decided to draw a Nelvaanian Jedi oc. Just cause. No reason.

With October quickly closing in, I've made the two prompt lists for Clone-tober 2021.

The first (left) is the prompts of clones. While the second list (right) is the prompts of words.

Feel free to do either one, or both! Draw, write, make moodboards, anything your heart desires.

Here is the link for last years prompts if you prefer to use that list, or missed the chance last year!!

Me: *created Commander Sans as a clone who is in love with my OC but they don’t return the feelings*

Me: *falls in love with Sans*

Me: damnit now I gotta make more content for him

All jokes aside, I love this man so much and I am so happy to write for him. And if y’all ever want to request stories/headcanons? ASK AWAY PLEASE! Even if you just want to know more about him and his personality! I would love to share!

Clone memes no one asked for